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  1. Albion
    Connor four minute wonder tries and fails, and Dylan gets shunted to the friend zone. the girls light sleep fending off wandering hands and then leave early Connor and Dylan then cosy up on the couch for the rest of the night. They'd be better off just going for it with each other. the sexual tension is palpable. 😄 Also, loving Dylan's red pants. very superhero. 💪
  2. Albion
    Okay I have a question, why is it that it's so hard to get your leg over with a woman? Why all the preamble and the games and the dating before you can even think about getting anywhere with them? Why does it have be such a drawn out performance every time? Gay guys hook up and just drop their pants without hesitation. No dating, just straight to the point. (pardon the pun) I don't understand the problem women have with that. They obviously have sex on their mind so why mess about? Just get your kit off and get to it. so frustrating. I mean, even Milly bless her makes a song and dance of it before she gets down to the dirty. And she's a seasoned pro. What is the point? By the time it gets to the sex the guys are too booze addled to be useful. Strike while the iron is hot and neck the booze afterwards. Just, not the card games or charades or twister beforehand, please. Turn down the lights a little if you must, and start with a massage if you must, but for the love of baby cheeses just get to it! lol 😆 (Peace and love to all. Especially Dylan 😘)
  3. Albion
    Ken could do with some dietary supplements. There's nothing to him. Might have more energy if he took a little malt extract and multivitamins and minerals. He's looking a little bit wan lately. A boost to his system would put lead in his pencil too. Also while I'm here, hey Dylan. Lookin' fly as ever. I'll be right here babycakes. Ready when you are.🧡 😉 lol 😁
  4. Albion
    Additional participants who are always happy to get it on. Bonus! 🧐
  5. Albion
    I prefer pubes on a man. Shaved crotches look weird. And to be honest, if you have a small dick, no amount of shaving will make it looked bigger, so there's really no point in going through the hassle of stubble rash and accidental cuts from razors. A neat trim is all that is ever required. If wild pubes are a problem. I actually like burying my face in a full bush. I like armpit hair too. Basically just man hair. Don't mind it on women either. Rather see that than vajazzled twats.
  6. Albion
    Aha, I was thinking KimOnill was the girl. I can't get the Chemical Brothers track 'Block rockin' beats' out of my head now you said cockblocker. "Back with another one of those cock blockin'' beats"
  7. Albion
    I wonder if Queenlin is supposed to be Quinlan. Just a really bad misspelling. I'm still trying to figure out the names.
  8. Albion
    To paraphrase Obi-Wan Kenobi, "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and apathy"
  9. Albion
    I'm getting nothing 🥺 EDIT: now you're back. 🙃
  10. Albion
    The apartment went offline. 'isp issues'
  11. Albion
    That's Still. he cut his hair so he's no longer blond. Easy to spot him because of the $ tattoo near his right eye.
  12. Albion
    That's Alykusya. Was loafing at Gretta's place now doing a good impression of a cushion here too. Matt turned up before and looked a bit lost. Marta being there was a bit awkward for him. Nikki played cold as usual. He should get someone new, start over. He's keen and eager to please, the right girl and he'd be happy as a donkey in a porn studio. He doesn't need trout when he could get a lovely bit of Carp.
  13. Albion
    "Offline. ISP issues". *coughcoughbeingbollockedcoughcoughcough*
  14. Albion
    Looks like Barbie has done something to her neck, she's holding her head in tension and wearing a white bandage or similar around her neck. Might explain the lack of action.
  15. Albion
    No backpack or guitar in the night vision one. Must be off playing Cumbaya somewhere.
  16. Albion
    I would have sat there like a lemon not knowing what to do at that age. 😄 you're right, it is about education. However, you only learn by experience, so hopefully they're learning.
  17. Albion
    They have a bedroom and they can ask him to give them some space. It's not like they're mutes. 😆 They've obviously invited the lads.
  18. Albion
    "There is no Dylan, only Zuul"
  19. Albion
    Does that mean we should rename him Zuul?
  20. Albion
    Or food. Dylan seems to have an insatiable appetite the way he's constantly examining the fridge contents. Maybe he can see Narnia at the back. 🙂
  21. Albion
    Stifler and Dylan disappeared last night so maybe you're right about illness but Ken seems quite perky right now. He looked depressed last night.
  22. Albion
    Dylan, Dylan, Dylan. Wearing far too many clothes. Relax, let it all hang out. Nobody is watching ... 😜
  23. Albion
    Fair enough. They have similar noses. and it's always difficult to know what Ary actually looks like because she wears so much slap. (that's cosmetic make-up to non-British folks)
  24. Albion
    Visiting Malibu Stacy perhaps? The way Dylan screws up his face when he's concentrating, I was definitely on the nail with Gerbil. It is kinda cute though.
  25. Albion
    Hi Dylan. 😘
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