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  1. Albion
    I just want to say that i appreciate the fact that Ken is commenting in this forum. (thank god for Google translations) I don't think people are being fair, the apartment just opened and you've got to give people a chance. I maintain hope in this apartment. Times are hard right now. It's got to be difficult to get people to visit a place with cameras everywhere to begin with, then there's Covid19 making everyone jittery. My mother always taught me that patience is a virtue. Something I hold in my heart. She also used to say that all good things come to he who waits. There are other apartments that have been around far longer and have gone off the boil, vent frustration there. They should know better how to pace the race. Give Ken and Barbie a fair crack of the whip before passing harsh judgement. (Though less time spent staring at phones would be good 😉)
  2. Albion
    Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention ...
  3. Albion
    Dylan has a mighty fine ass. Those grey sweatpants all saggy in the rear do it no justice. Oh, the things I would do with Dylan. The things I would do ... 😍
  4. Albion
    Twitter says that's her boyfriend.
  5. Albion
    Why doesn't Dylan just put the couch cushions together on the floor and sleep on those? Connor's constant bouncing around (he did it last night too) would drive me nuts. I started sleeping in the spare bedroom because my partner was a bed bouncer. Best decision ever. Brought back the 'your place or mine' excitement to the relationship. 😋
  6. Albion
    Silly Gerbil.
  7. Albion
    The gun, or the wine pouring over tits? The gun is a bold claim given his current prowess.
  8. Albion
    😄 you're a bad person. lol
  9. Albion
    I refer to the shorter guy as gerbil boy because he's cute like a Gerbil. Ergo is an English word meaning 'therefore'. I don't think anyone has come up with names for these guys yet.
  10. Albion
    Much excite. Many thrill. Doesn't look like there's any chemistry between Gerbil boy and the blonde girl. Ergo he's a virgin. Or gay. Or a religious cultist. Or Vegan. The taller lad with his engine left running, seems to be getting along with the brunette. Taste is a peculiar thing isn't it?
  11. Albion
    I think he needs to know that he has to apply to join the homosexual club. There are standards to uphold dont' you know.
  12. Albion
    He's such a lazy shagger. I'm not surprised Lia is so miserable. She's got this wooden plank for a lover. Someone send him the Kama Sutra. In fact make that a part of all apartments, required reading. Planking is only good for instagram or TikTok. It aint no good for sexy times.
  13. Albion
    I don't mind watching Gerbil boy play cards shirtless. Actually more enjoyable to watch when Ken was out of the room.
  14. Albion
    Barbie Like the doll.
  15. Albion
    He left and nothing happened she's got a third guy there. Third time is the charm. She's absolutely bladdered. She might get a pity screw. Looks like she's having a little moan. Bless ...
  16. Albion
    George is the gayest straight guy I've seen a long time. And I so want to cut his hair. Dude needs to just admit he's balding and deal with it. That greasy looking flap of hair annoys the hell out of me. I swear, five minutes with me and set of clippers and he'd be a new man. Well, new-ish. Only so much a guy can do to help out.
  17. Albion
    ???? Say what? 🤔
  18. Albion
    Blondie is a bit much. I still think I'd do Gerbil boy though. I'd cuddle afterwards so he wasn't crying for too long. 😁
  19. Albion
    I JUST CAN'T TAKE THE EXCITEMENT! 😵 Joking. Though in my head I've named the chick in the red shirt 'Olive' and the stripey top dude 'Stan'. The dude in the teal top I've called Grant. It was something to do while the 'party' rocked.
  20. Albion
    She's giving off a Judy garland vibe. Like, the blitzed out Judy Garland in her final years.
  21. Albion
    Takes more than a roasting to put me off. I'm not keen on Scott's influence on Kimi. Kimi was full of life and now he's walking round like he's got the weight of the world on his shoulders just like Scott does. And having watched Scott 'fix' the boiler, I'm not sure it's safe for him to be Kimi's mentor. 🤪
  22. Albion
    I wasn't being a downer on him, just thought it was funny the way he was dressing up like a superhero and popping out to flash his whang in the hallway outside the apartment. Odd behaviour, I don't think he was all there last night if you catch my meaning. I have nothing against him though. He just seems to be starring in a movie inside his mind a lot of the time.
  23. Albion
    He's cute, in a Gerbil sort of way. I would, definitely.
  24. Albion
    Just seen Marta's 'boyfriend' in the kitchen. So he's not wandered far then. Has anyone ever seen him smile? Always looks like he's been smacked in the face with a wet Herring to me.
  25. Albion
    She reminds me of Adriana (was that the spelling?) from RLC. Like, not the most graceful of women. Not a criticism, just an observation. I just get that sense that Beatrice could take on the best of guys in a fierce football match. Or arm wrestling. She scares me a little bit. I wouldn't want to argue with her. 🏋️‍♀️
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