Slipper Guyquad

Yeah, she's now a breed called Peterbald, which is very popular in its home country of Russia, particularly Siberia. See how it all comes together? We didn't just make all this up on the spot. It took a lot of planning.

Ok here's the truth. LB never existed. Denis is a paid RLC staff member. Malia was arrested and sent to jail for 20 years. Zena now works as a TV weatherwoman in Moscow. Paul lives with a Religious cult. And Eva had a sex change and is now a Cat.

Er, where have you been for the last 2 years when Dickhead was responsible for it going??!!??!!🙃

There are worse things surely!

Yeah, LB. Because it can't be Paul, after all, this is speculation, theory, and now someone's imagination. About time myself and GH owned up - We invented the whole story. With Leora's help. Sorry everyone. But we did fool you good.

Well, must be a reason...... 🙂

And whilst on the subject, where they at work? Shouldn't they be, if they don't believe in the Crown and all that? No, they are taking advantage of a Bank Holiday, just like all those dickheads, who rather than sat in an office or a warehouse like a normal Thursday, are sat right now in some beer garden, listening to oasis and drinking warm pints of Tennents, while declaring the Royal family do nothing and should go. Mongs!

But of course some soap dodgers decided to protest, saying they were "demanding that Royal Land is Reclaimed"...... Send them to the Tower. Not Blackpool of course, although the state of the town nowadays, that would be punishment. Either way, hope they stuck the boot in.

So many with so little faith, despite such indisputable evidence like this - Paul's Sat Nav, showing his current position.

Deacons of the Joeyth. I salute you.

❌

It's near Bermondski. 🙁

It's the only way it can be done - Scaling the north face of the Uxbridge Road.

Ah, but which weekend - Could be in September, October.

....And bought a Dog Ramp for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Then again, it could all be speculation.

A new member appeared, put up a nasty gif, then disappeared.

Always prefer HP. It's that expense to get all in one go. Massive apologies.

Good start. Bye LeoraRLC.

Hello LeoraRLC.

Not for me no, Tom Sozz, has to be either brown or even better, fruity sauce. Belting! Specially on a full English.

Sorry, was just referring to my oven chips, done now, ready to eat. No idea about all this Paul and Eva rumour, still all speculation as far as i can tell.