Slipper Guyquad

First Paul, now her Dad.

Oh my God, she's gone out wearing shoes!

No one's talking about me just eating a Banana - And a bit got caught in my beard too. Now try and get that image out your heads! 😂

Usually about 30 mins appointment, didn't want to get any tan lines of course. You know where i'm going with this. 😉

This made me smile tonight, her reaction when Paul shows Eva bouncing towards the camera for her. She's looking good right now, too. RLC Replay REPLAY.REALLIFECAM.COM Watch your favorite cams in 24-hour recording

I know you were keen to contribute for the cost of the batteries but sadly your 10 Bob note got lost in the post.

Now it can be revealed - That's where she went last night with that cash, there was a guy selling knock off Duracell from a suitcase (No questions asked). So she got a handful. Honest, would i mislead?

She's literally just told him to give Eva a bone - She's reading the script!!🤣

Oh yeah, but would be a crime to let a chance for a filthy joke to pass!

"Keep Eva occupied, let her have a bone to play with. Oh, while on the subject....."😲

I imagine that this could be one of the earliest lines i will hear and translate - "There's plenty of time to unpack later, leave them there....."🥵

I seem to recall her going out for an hour without a bra before, i think it was October 4th 2017. I mean, how far do we go back?🤪 I would never mislead anyone, of course not. I mean, i'm not so retarded to say something like, oh i don't know, That there was no such person as LB......

Leora clearly wearing a bra just before she leaves. RLC Replay REPLAY.REALLIFECAM.COM Watch your favorite cams in 24-hour recording

No word of a lie - I thought, i know some things get a reaction from HQ..... You didn't let me down!!!😆 (Apart from it had nowt to do with farting)

Aww she's still at it, when he stops talking she just send him loads of hearts!

Paul.

She is sending him love hearts when he appears on her screen. Blimey, these 2 should get a room...... 😉

You may as well, looks like she's going back out! RLC Replay REPLAY.REALLIFECAM.COM Watch your favorite cams in 24-hour recording

That was funny - Looked for the cleaner everywhere, finally found it hidden behind the TV with a pair of pants in its mouth. Guess that's what it would be like if Chris was employed as a cleaner too.....

You're both right and wrong Patou, she went to an outdoor event with the girls where BBQ food was being sold. The '4 days off' she talked about a couple of weeks ago turns out to be about this Easter weekend, the girls are free because of it.

Pissing on Dermot O'Leary in a Fleetwood fish market.

Servant Of The People.

Nah, had to do the old fashioned way - Wait, then bite!

It's alright, just been hit with instant karma. Just managed to superglue my fingers together. That's not a euphemism by the way, i literally have.