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Calang

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  1. Ok, I get you now. You mean when I get her river flowing, lmao! Fuck it, she can sink me like the Titanic, lol ;D
  2. Nora honey< I really think it would be easier to do that dance if you and your friends were only wearing panties..And i'm sure Noralover wouldn't mind... ;) Not at all, but he might mind you calling Nora "honey," lmao ;D However, I like your idea of them dancing only in panties, like G-Strings or thongs ... Hell yeah! ;D
  3. All good reasons HR22, but apart from the fogging, I believe the cam would be somewhat waterproof, especially if it was being installed in a place were water would likely hit it. Unless RLC fucked up and installed it incorrectly and fried it, like you said.
  4. Dang! Lora's not that big, lol. I mean I draw the line at anything over 180, unless she's tall. I take both height and weight into consideration, lol ;D
  5. She's designing plans for her escape with NoraLover. She's going to email them to him, but she's writing them in Russian. Google translate don't fail him now! Lmao ;D
  6. Then they should've left it! That cam would've been an asset with Alma in the tub.
  7. In other words, she fucks like she washes dishes? Lol ;D
  8. Apparently, all those protein shakes, pills, and powders aren't working for him. With all the shit he takes, and as big as he is, you'd think Alma's head would be flatter than Lora's, lol ;D
  9. That's the magic sex blanket, lol ;D
  10. Here's Alma preparing a meal. Isn't her ass just too sweet?
  11. Which is why he is undisputedly THE NoraLover, lol ;D
  12. I think it says "Dear NoraLover, if you can read this I need your help. I want to be with you, but I'm legally married to Kiko. If you can do something (make it look like an accident) then we can be together. I'm waiting for you my love, please don't let me down. Forever yours, Nastya aka NoraLover's Lover" Lmao ;D It might be true ;) maybe I'm working on it right now...... Go for yours homeboy! Incidentally, for those who don't know, "homeboy" is a prison/gang/ghetto/street term used by thugs in America and it's a synonym for bro, or brother. So if someone calls you 'homeboy' don't be offended, it's a good thing. Having said that, you are all my homeboys now, lol. Well except LezVoyeur, she's our homegirl (sista/sister) lol. By the way, I am in no way associated with prisons or gangs, nor am I a thug in America. I am a law abiding citizen of these great states that are systematically working on the legalization of marijuana (a naturally occurring herb) throughout the country, lol ;D
  13. But why? Look at Lina's ass! It doesn't make sense.
  14. There was a second cam in Alma's bathroom? Sheeeit, I didn't see it! I must've had smoke in my eyes, lol ;D
  15. Or Stefan can shove his dick down her throat. lol ;D
  16. Today for instance, I was wondering if it was "Watermelon Day" in Spain?
  17. Could it be male chauvinism, hunger, or simply an obsession of sorts, that draws me to the kitchen where the women are (or should be)? This thread may well fall under the category of "stupid threads," but it would be awesome to see it filled with all kinds of kitchen activities, whether it be cooking, cleaning, etc.
  18. I think it says "Dear NoraLover, if you can read this I need your help. I want to be with you, but I'm legally married to Kiko. If you can do something (make it look like an accident) then we can be together. I'm waiting for you my love, please don't let me down. Forever yours, Nastya aka NoraLover's Lover" Lmao ;D
  19. I like nice plump round asses and Lora's is perfect for me. Alma's is sweet too. I like a nice rear bumper that I can bang into. I like to see those shock waves, lol ;D
  20. I can tell you what she's NOT thinking. She's NOT thinking about cooking, doing laundry, washing dishes, or cleaning house.
  21. Alma is hot, period. (Attachment Purged)
  22. She's a pig, a slob, and just plain gross. To be frank, I don't think I could be around a woman like that. She needs to get off her sweet ass and do some serious cleaning. The fucking house is a pig pen. I really don't know how they could be hairdressers and beauticians. I wouldn't let her touch my hair, especially after knowing where her fingers have been.
  23. Yeah, I saw that. Apparently, she wants to keep her Palmolive hands. She's still a slob, but I'll give her a C+ for effort, lol ;D
  24. Maybe that's why they use an overhead cam for Lora and Max, so that we can't see how flat her head is, lol ;D
  25. I only remembered the pic where Nora was pulling it and apparently threatening to circumcise Kiko. I said "wee-wee" to be funny, but I'm certain it's a little more than that. However, I tend not to focus on those "things," and choose to focus my attention on other things, such as which women cook, which ones don't, which women are clean, which ones are slobs ... That sort of thing, lol :P
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