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Calang

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  1. Calang

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    I have a feeling that "Demigod" is also the "Mysterious LIKER," because apparently only the "Mysterious LIKER," likes his comments, lol :P
  2. I would like to see an older couple, like Fred and Ethel from I Love Lucy, rubbing Ben-Gay all over each other, and gumming the shit out of each other's genitalia, lmao ;D
  3. yeah but Mighty Mouse never failed to disappoint when it came to entertainment unlike her lil friends Elena and Artur lol by the way i wonder what happened to Mighty Mouse wonder why she dont come around nomore I guess she longer wants to "come and save the day," lol ;D
  4. Shake it but don't break it, lmao ;D
  5. That sounds real good, but I don't think Alma would cheat on Stefan. She's too "in love" with him, in my opinion.
  6. That's because we're from Mars, NullBurner, and women are from Venus, lol ;D
  7. I'm sorry, but Kiko looks like too much of a pussy for Nora. She needs a real man, but since I'm already taken by Lora, lol, I guess we'll have to find someone who's up for the task. Anyone? Lmao ;D
  8. Hey! If you know something we don't, spill it!
  9. You made me laugh Acer dude. That was funny, lmao ;D (Sorry kooloos, lol) But doesn't she also "scream like a bitch" when she's getting screwed vaginally? I mean sometimes women complain because they're dry, it hurts, etc. And given Lina's tolerance of Mark, and the fact that she allows him to do whatever he wants, maybe she doesn't tell him that she's not wet enough, and he sticks it in anyway. I really wonder about anal sex with these couples. The only times I've seen them have sex it's always been straight vaginal sex. Maybe you can post a video of her "screaming like a bitch," and we can use that to determine if it is indeed anal sex. Fair enough? I've only seen one couple trying anal Ariel/Harvey, they tried once when she was on her period, it was so painful for her she cried and told him to stop. Last night Mark was pounding her for long time and he was doing it really hard at the end so she was loud. That would explain it. But like I said before, a good overhead cam right above the beds would be awesome and would leave little room for doubt ;)
  10. Awesome, Krysez! Lmao! ;D But make sure you use a CREDIT card, because a green card won't work, neither will a food stamp card. And if it's your birthday, your out of luck 'cause a birthday card won't work either, lmfao haaaaa ;D
  11. That's because they're malnourished, lmao. They need to take some vitamins, drink some protein shakes, or eat like Lora. lmao ;D
  12. Is it just me, or would anyone else like to see Alma and Stefan's mom getting it on? LezVoyeur, you do NOT have to answer this! I can already imagine what you're going to say, lmao! :P
  13. You made me laugh Acer dude. That was funny, lmao ;D (Sorry kooloos, lol) But doesn't she also "scream like a bitch" when she's getting screwed vaginally? I mean sometimes women complain because they're dry, it hurts, etc. And given Lina's tolerance of Mark, and the fact that she allows him to do whatever he wants, maybe she doesn't tell him that she's not wet enough, and he sticks it in anyway. I really wonder about anal sex with these couples. The only times I've seen them have sex it's always been straight vaginal sex. Maybe you can post a video of her "screaming like a bitch," and we can use that to determine if it is indeed anal sex. Fair enough?
  14. I bet she would grip me tight... :-* Oh stop it! lmao ;D
  15. I don't think it's anything to do with OCD, paranoia or anything like that, Calang. It's just about having standards and having respect for the people around you who you're supposed to care about. Standards like that are ingrained at an early age -I bet you'd find Lora's mother keeps a tidy clean kitchen too. To be fair to Max he goes along with the tidying up, but sadly he's quite capable of cooking something for himself and not sharing with Lora. You hit the nail on the head my man! It's apparently how she was raised. We've all seen what Lina's mom did when she came to visit ... Nothing! Like mother like daughter, I guess. So you've noticed that Max is all for himself too, eh? Maybe he thinks Lora's ass is getting too big and he wants to keep it at a minimum, lol Nevertheless, Lora's not going to go hungry any time soon, lol ;D
  16. That's because as cute as Nora is, lately Alma has been showing more ass, and more ass is "Nº. 1" with me good buddy, hehe ;) Alma shows more ass because it's twice the size. :P That too trickshot. That too. Lol ;D
  17. In contrast, look at Lora's kitchen! And Lora actually cooks real meals! Whatever germs have survived here have packed up and moved to Mark and Lina's place, lol. Lora, apparently has the same OCD that I do. ;D (Attachment Purged)
  18. Look a this kitchen! And it always looks like that! I wouldn't be able to sleep if my kitchen looked like that! I can see the germs fucking and multiplying. Soon there'll be mold, fungi, and Portabella mushrooms growing off the walls, lmao ;D
  19. It's really hard to tell Acer, he might be fucking her pussy from behind. RLC should consider installing a cam directly above the tenants beds which would give us a bird's eye view of all the action. I know LezVoyeur would love that, lmao ;D He went straight up the ass, screamed like a bitch! Who screamed like a bitch? You, Mark, or Lina? Lmao ;D
  20. I told you she was a slob. I hear what JoJo is saying from his analytical point of view, and it does make a tremendous amount of sense. I'm certain Lina is a real sweetheart. But, in my humble opinion, there's no reason a woman should be that careless! Especially if her home is also a place of business! People go there to get their hair and nails done! I wonder what's going through their minds while they're there, or after they leave! I'm the kind of person that if I go to a restaurant, and see something nasty, like the cook in the rest room with his apron on, I'm leaving! I rarely eat out and prefer to cook my own meals, because of all the shit that goes on in restaurants. Call me paranoid, OCD, whatever, at least I don't have to worry about getting some salmonella, or e-coli, or some other crazy shit. Getting back to Lina, if you could put her apartment under a microscope you'd see more germs fucking, than all the fucking that goes on in every apartment combined. ;D
  21. It's really hard to tell Acer, he might be fucking her pussy from behind. RLC should consider installing a cam directly above the tenants beds which would give us a bird's eye view of all the action. I know LezVoyeur would love that, lmao ;D
  22. That's because as cute as Nora is, lately Alma has been showing more ass, and more ass is "Nº. 1" with me good buddy, hehe ;)
  23. Look at Alma's calves! She has some pretty strong legs to go with that sweet ass. ;)
  24. Lora is a doll, just not a blow-up doll. I, however, am a blow-up doll. Blow me, and up I go, lmao ;D
  25. "Those are giant powder puff boxing gloves to a person who has watched the majority jump to the opposite side of the street when their out walking in the night. lol" --- Oh, we see, because you're a "Demigod." Maybe a little overcompensation with that nick, eh? We're literally quaking in our boots you know, lol. I mean the last thing I want is to get struck by lightning or something, from a "Demigod," lol. I'd like to ask you a question, your highness, just out of sheer curiosity. Have you ever got slapped clean across the face with a rubber salmon? Lmao ;D
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