Calang

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are you natural idiot? or do you take courses? Are you trying to diss me jade1? Well, if you really must know, I took a few courses, but later realized that they weren't necessary because some things, like idiocy, seem to come quite naturally to me. So, there you have it. I hope this answers your question. :P

size=36pt??? WTF??? Cal, I see you're the Big Cheese and all here, but no need to shout dude, we're just a foot or two from the screen... Big Cheese? Not in the least. And my apologies for "shouting." I just get really excited when I see Alma's BIG ASS! ;) ;D

What a big ass! ;D

Alma's ass is steadily growing! Not that I'm complaining because I have a preference for big butts, but if she keeps it up she'll be taking up that whole couch, sitting, lol ;D

NL wouldn't let Nora go anywhere by herself ;D

I have a 36" rubber salmon and I'm not afraid to use it if ya'll keep this shit up, lmao ;D

Hey NullBurner, I'm packing an extra salmon just in case the first one breaks! It's a steelhead, so you know it's gonna hurt, lmao ;D

The hookah homeboy! The hookah! ;D

DAMN!!! THAT PLACE LOOKS FUCKING CLEAN!!! ;D

What's cooking fellas? I saw we have a new couple, and Lina and Mark are out! WTF?! I haven't seen the new girl yet, but NullBurner messaged me and told me she was scalding. I can't wait to see her!

Karl is sharp as a nail ;) I hate to see pretty women smoking, they don't realize the damage they're doing to themselves. Oh well, anyway, I got the munchies now, lol ;D

Nora and NL you mean!! Stefan is near Nora and you do not! Uh oh, you startin' some shit now Acer, lmao ;D

LOL ;D I'll shove my whole salmon down her throat, lol ;D

Nice shot Nero ;) Cas, was it a cigarette, or was it Le Zeegaret, lol ;D

Really? I thought he was some kind of health nut, popping all the pills and protein shakes, and eating nothing but fruit and salads! Those must be the new cigarettes with vitamins and minerals, hehe ;D

Perfectly Krysez! Lol ;D

Deep-throat! Lol ;D

NOOOO! LORA, STOP THAT! We like your big buns! There's Nora and Elena for those who prefer skinny! Aren't you hungry?! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?!

Stefan's mom in the kitchen cleaning the table while Alma does dishes. Stefan is on the sofa watching TV, of course.

Stefan is a real momma's boy. His mother came to check up on him again today. She's really not that bad looking either, but she smokes :(. It would be nice to see her getting it on with Alma though. ;D (Attachment Purged)

She does seem to like her protein but I can't help wonder about the cream or ointment he applies to his dick. If he's infected, why would she put that thing in her mouth?? And the other thing is does he clean that shit off before she blows him??? It could be one of those flavored prolong stay hard creams. I would need something like that too if I was fucking with Alma, because I'd bust before she took her panties off, lmao ;D

She was putting on the smoking red lingerie, and getting sexy for NL, hehe ;)

Elena and Artur are mad dull. They just sit in the living room most of the time on the pc, or watching TV .... Boring.

I love the fact that I can almost always check into Lora and Max's place and find Lora in the kitchen. The same goes for Alma. Trickshot, do you notice the way Alma's using that knife to slice the watermelon? She's cutting towards herself! You're going to have to give her lessons, AFTER I slap her with the magic salmon, lol Does she really need such a big knife to cut the rind? This chick is a tragedy waiting to happen, lol ;D