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  1. Howard
    Really?! Must be her first time. 🤣
  2. Howard
    Lunette and Ada: This is their day (and each and every day): -Sleep -Hold each other like there is a killer on the other side of the door wanting to get in. -Eat each other out. -Rinse and repeat. Can these two be any more boring (and predictable)? If there was an award for the apartment whose residents have not a FUCKING CLUE what they will do with their lives, these two win by a landslide.
  3. Howard
    Gotta give her some credit. Since she lost a few pounds, her sexuality (and confidence) is slowly returning. I also bet the channel's viewership/income has risen the past several weeks.
  4. Howard
    Linda hasn't been this proactive and excited of having sex since the corner butcher advertised 40% off a pound of corned beef. Seriously, she was animalistic (for her). Let us hope tonight she jumped the shark.
  5. Howard
    How do you know she is educated? Educated people are proactive and self-motivated. She isn't either.
  6. Howard
    Paul is getting frisky. It must be Sunday evening @ 22:00 hrs.
  7. Howard
    How do you know she is educated? Educated people are proactive and self-motivated. She isn't either.
  8. Howard
    Groundhog day at the apartment. How she can spend 20 of 24 hours laying on the bed puzzles me.
  9. Howard
    He continues to criticize her. Why are they together - why does she stay with him? Their sex isn't good unless she likes it a bit rough (but he even criticizes how she blows him). Most conversations end a bit hostile. He isn't a sugar daddy (unless he also earns while staying at home). This couple is like honey and vinegar.
  10. Howard
    These two will burn out, split and he will be to blame. She's tolerant and nurturing. He is never happy - always criticizing.
  11. Howard
    This dude is an idiot. He performs psychoanalysis with an education that doesn't go beyond high school. He talks himself to having a limp dick. She isn't all that much brighter them him. But she is nurturing and knows what to say/do/how to behave to message his ego. Just that his ego gets in the way of anything good to come to them as a couple.
  12. Howard
    For most, we see the obvious. But to Leora, who most likely has not been with another guy (they were sweethearts in high school as the OGers know), she doesn't know any different.
  13. Howard
    Kudos to Leora for being able to cum AND not miss a stroke jerking off Nimrod. The asshole of the night goes to Nimrod (a multi-winner), for coming on the blanket without hinting to Leora he's going to cum. Now, Leora will have to change the blanket and/or bed sheets (while he goes to take a soak and pull out lint from his navel).
  14. Howard
    Dude has a small pecker. The least she can do is try an accommodate him while she's on her stomach. She lies like a dead mackerel showing no interest in sex. Even if she has a low libido, doesn't she love him enough to make the an exception show (minimal) effort and show him he is appreciated?! She's easy on the eyes, but lately I don't see what value she is to him in the relationship.
  15. Howard
    The only consistency with Leora's bates is they occur around 22:00 hrs.
  16. Howard
    Natural beauty?! She's injected more collagen in her lips than any Kardashian doing the same for their butts. She's pretty - but it ain't all natural.
  17. Howard
    Here are the TOP TEN reasons it is time for the dog to replace Paul. - Has a better personality - Only eats 1x/day - Obedient - Better educated (isn't it obvious?!) - Can do 'doggy' better than Paul (she will need a strap-on) - Can fulfill Leora's make-believe fantasy of being a lesbian (ref: Malia) - Doesn't need an eye mask to sleep - Can name any tune in four notes or less - Doesn't need to have her laundry done ...and the number one reason it is time for the dog to replace Paul: - Can type faster than Paul
  18. Howard
    Did she lose a bet? Today is the third day in a row she went down on Sayn without having her arm twisted.
  19. Howard
    You have to keep in mind that Leora is older now. I figure she's bated over 3,000 times in the 13 years she's been on RLC. That poofta has had a work out and may not function as well as it use to.
  20. Howard
    Lunette and Ada: Screw and sleep, screw and sleep. That's how I want to live the rest of my (meaningless) life. I wonder if either have thought about their future (i.e.: what are they going to do the next day?).
  21. Howard
    Kudos to Linda. First time in a looooong time she wore something sexy for a night of romance. That she initiated romance AND was an active participant, maybe this night is a turning point for the apartment.
  22. Howard
    I keep calling it right! Action once again during the 10:00 PM hour. Ya'll set your watches! On a related note, again she has to get herself off as she sucks him dry. #multitasker #predicatble
  23. Howard
    Where the FUCK is the foreplay? She has to use lube to get his wiener in the hole. After 13+ years, he ain't that big and her poofta has become as wide as the Grand Canyon.
  24. Howard
    10:00 PM. Wanna see some action? Tune in 10:00 PM local time. As sure as the sun rises in the east, 95% of action in this apartment occurs during the 10:00 PM hour. #predictable
  25. Howard
    The foreplay was incredible!
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