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Howard
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He tried and failed. She pushed his hand away. Let's see if he tries again AFTER they watch this very important television program (might be a commercial on Pop-Tarts).
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T-Bone hoping to get his 30 seconds of thrusts with some boob caressing foreplay.
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Those buns can make 15 hamburger patties disappear.
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As I write this Leora is watching an on-line course from a medical university while...sitting on the floor giving herself a pedigree...err...pedicure. Damn! This girl can do it all! Take out your gallbladder and paint her toes!
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The last 48 hours of posts have had me on the floor laughing. Leora a medical student...does she know how to treat blue balls?
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They play a game with RLC viewers. They turn off the TV, pretend to sleep, and assuming people will change channels cuz nothing will be happening, 15 minutes later T-Bone will (gently) force himself on her. She will not move a muscle to accommodate him - he has to twist and turn to find entry. We joke about his quick release. But psychologically, he knows she's not receptive and he needs to selfishly release stress as soon as possible. We know from years ago he could hold his own and be romantic/passionate. Dude may have his faults but he deserves a more loving, receptive wife.
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What you are missing is she doesn't enjoy sex and hasn't to any degree since she gained weight. Solve that (more exercise w/o losing her breath after 8 reps) and easy on the carbs and she may turn around. Tibor has given her plenty of encouragement and little love pats that one would think (if you were her) that he finds her hot. But its evident she lacks self-confidence. It's only been the last 2 months that she walks around topless (probably at the urging of RLC because viewership was falling drastically). Topless = free rent.
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This relationship has her very subservient to him. She'll blow him and couldn't care that he's drenched in whatever he is watching on his phone. He barely gives her the time of day but she's expected to get on her knees any time. Don't like the dynamic of this couple. One day while he takes advantage of her being subservient, she might turn the blow into a bite (if she had the will).
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What is there to hate about Karma?? On the flip side, her Jurassic-Park-prehistoric-looking-sloth-tortoise boyfriend gives off bad vibes. He looks familiar.... -
I agree. The sloth gives off a bad vibe. There's foreplay, than there is this mind/soul maneuvers that don't seem genuine. While she can do better, I don't think they are exclusive to one another (based on her past behavior).
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Val, when with make-up on and her hair straightened, is pretty. Would be prettier without the nose ring, but whatever floats...
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Could Macey be auditioning to becoming a tenant???
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Most woman laying on the bed like Linda is, practically naked and suggestive, would be giving the sign looking for a night of romance and lovemaking. But that is not Linda. She's hoping Tibor brings home a chocolate pastry.
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Oh my...she's on the phone again.
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You must be watching the wrong channel.
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There's an appreciation when a couple shows passion towards each other vs just having sex to live rent-free.
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Nothing wrong with boring and predictable. Nice diversion to see to people who love each other w/o unnecessary drama. They have their lives in order (compared to others within the RLC Zoo).
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Caroline blowing Park for the 3rd time within 18 hours. Dude is a dick in every sense of the word.
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They are in bed, her face laying on his lap while they watch a video on the laptop. Most women (at least once during their relationship), when in this position, would tease their guy (foreplay) and something may come of it. I can not recall that happening once in 12 years with these two. There is a level of fear (or maybe it is cultural?) that prevents Leora from bringing that type of friskiness with Paul. Or maybe she is considering that Paul has the libido of a wombat and wouldn't appreciate her being forthcoming.
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She appears to me having the far superior intellect than he does. From what I see, she can earn a paycheck outside of RLC and pay for rent and food. He seems to be a guy with no direction in life. She will wise-up and they will part ways within a couple years. She'll become frustrated and bored with how the relationship is progressing.
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Paul is a bit like Joe Biden. Just walks with a blank look on his face not knowing what is happening.
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Agree. Current generation, no matter the country (at least 90% of civilized countries), encourage you to sit on your ass and get government assistance.
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Anyone remember the Popeye cartoons, he had a friend named Wimpy who liked hamburgers. Linda is reminding me of Wimpy.
