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From the Desk of Aldous J. Pennyfarthing To: Donald J. Trump, the Abominable Showman Dear Asshat, Holy fucknuts, I’m tired. Of you. Of your criminal shit-lagoon of an administration. Of the whole fucking thing. When all this started three years ago I had to choose between moving on with my life or turning on my parents’ ’70s fondue pot, filling it with soft solder and Velveeta, switching it to “magma,” and beer-bonging the lot with “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” tattooed in filigree font to my nipples, scrote, and taint. I think I made the right choice, but ask me again in November. The stupidity, the evil, the rancor, the recrimination, the boundless buffoonery, the vertiginous incompetence, the brazen dishonesty. My head is swimming — and, unfortunately, not in rum. Yet. I understand quantum physics about as well as you understand spray-tanning and personal hygiene, but I am intrigued by one classic interpretation of quantum mechanics that posits numerous alternative worlds existing in parallel. A paper from the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy sums it up succinctly: “In particular, every time a quantum experiment with different possible outcomes is performed, all outcomes are obtained, each in a different world, even if we are only aware of the world with the outcome we have seen. In fact, quantum experiments take place everywhere and very often, not just in physics laboratories: even the irregular blinking of an old fluorescent bulb is a quantum experiment.” Like I said, I don’t really understand this stuff, and I don’t pretend to, because I’m not a fucking psychopath like you. But the gist is that there could be trillions upon trillions of parallel universes in which different — and, in some cases, radically different — outcomes are obtained. So given a nearly infinite number of worlds — each splitting off whenever a quantum experiment is performed — it’s inevitable that you would become president in at least one of them. And I’m unlucky enough to have branched off with you into this cosmic ox turd of a world instead of, say, the world where Marv Albert got drunk at the Vegas ESPN Zone and bit my testicles off in the parking lot of a Long John Silver’s — before inevitably becoming the Republican nominee for president of the United States. So here we are again. We’re now four books into our shared adventure. You’ve learned diddly-fucking-squat, and I’ve learned that, while making money off your dumb ass is at best bittersweet, I could have surely made more selling my tell-all Marv Albert ball-biting book in my other, preferred universe. But we play with the cards we’re dealt, don’t we? So strap in, nut butler. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Love, Pennyfarthing Pennyfarthing, Aldous J.. Goodbye, Asshat: 101 Farewell Letters to Donald Trump (101 Rude Letters to Donald Trump Book 4) (p. 6). Kindle Edition.

Just curious, Chris. Is Donald your alter ego, your brother, cousin, etc?

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LOL. What the hell was that all about?

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I don't know what 'pessiso' is—it wouldn't translate—but thanks for reposting.

But, it said I didn't have access to your folder, so I don't know if the pic was deleted or not. This is what I see. 'This folder is set to "Private Access" Files are available only to the owner and identified users who have been directly emailed via "Share" function.'

How do I gain access to your folder? Thanks.

Not a problem. I asked you because I knew you'd know the answer. I won't hold sleeping against you. 😊

Thanks, guys. Much appreciated.

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@moos54, is one of these girls Nelly? If so, which one and who is the other one? If not, who are both of them? Thanks.

Jawis, I'm very sorry to hear about your girlfriend. I hope everything turns out for the best.

I know how to do it. All I said was the only user that will see the comment is the person being multi-quoted. No one else will even know the conversation was moved someplace else.

While it's true you can do that, by doing so, only the person you quoted will ever see the comment. No one else will even know the conversation was moved elsewhere.

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Hi Pirlo. Did you check the B4 video topic? Be quick, though, you know how fast stuff gets deleted around here.

You're right, the person posting this time most probably has no idea it may have been posted before. They're just trying to do everyone a favor by posting a video. And then, they're met with moaning and groaning, complaining and grousing simply because they may have posted a video that was posted before. It's a wonder anyone posts anything, at all. In addition, there have been many new users who have joined the CC community in that time who probably don't have a video that was posted three years ago or even three weeks ago, in some cases. Then there are those who weren't able to download it the first time it was posted. Things do get deleted rather quickly, as you know. And just because you thanked someone three years ago for posting a video, doesn't give you the right to complain about it being posted again, especially if you're not posting anything yourself.

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There's a bug in the CC system that prevents posting videos larger than 100 MB using attachments, even though the limit says it's 146.48 MB. So, I had to split this one into three parts in order to post it. Part one. pornSOS _ twins romi & raylene (#5)_1_1_1-00.00.00.000-00.03.59.759.mp4

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