I would take Leora home, but only if she asked me nicely, and promised to be gentle with me, and not too demanding. 🤣
I would enjoy her cooking skills, it takes a great deal of thought and care to remove a pre-prepared meal from a carton and put it in a microwave.👨🍳
She could live rent free as she does now, and I would set up a crowdfund to get her some regular spending money.🤑
I'm sure we could come to some kind of amicable arrangement.🙄