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jimbo4

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  1. Have you been struck blind then???? 🤣😎
  2. The star of this soap opera entered stage right, did a swift costume change, took a deserved refreshment and energy snack, briefed her understudy of her lines for the matinée performance ( as little as possible for maximum reward ) this afternoon, and then breezed out stage right again. It's breathtakingly awesome to witness a Diva in full flow.🤣
  3. The only way I will be able to keep up is by taking a blue pill. 🙄 Actually, I apologise SG I hadn't realised what you were talking about completely as I had been away for a while.😁
  4. Red seems to be the prevalent colour today, and both in liquid form.
  5. She just gave a cameo appearance as a courtesy to her fee paying public.🤣
  6. I know you love that marsupial Aussie and rightly so, but between that and the hookah pipe, between them they have done more to block the view of a potentially reasonable session than anything else.
  7. Thank fuck for that ! I thought you were meaning the contraceptive pill...That would be all we need to really completely fuck up this apartment ( as if it isn't already ) A rug rat or two crawling round the place with shitty nappies ( Diaper's) and hanging on with it's gums on Leora's tits......What a fucking nightmare! 😱
  8. I would take Leora home, but only if she asked me nicely, and promised to be gentle with me, and not too demanding. 🤣 I would enjoy her cooking skills, it takes a great deal of thought and care to remove a pre-prepared meal from a carton and put it in a microwave.👨‍🍳 She could live rent free as she does now, and I would set up a crowdfund to get her some regular spending money.🤑 I'm sure we could come to some kind of amicable arrangement.🙄
  9. Perhaps they don't really live there but squat there some nights.....They might be homeless asylum seekers. 🤣🤣
  10. Yep !! Couldn't wait to get out the door. 😄
  11. Are you accusing Leora of being sly and devious and a manipulator? The thought wouldn't enter her head.....🙄🤣🤣
  12. Hurry up Sunday, let's watch real entertainment on the TV...Italy v England....
  13. I just call it as I see it at the time Chris, I call it being truthful...😉
  14. Not only has she become a boring cunt, but now a bloody boring cunt ! 🙄
  15. The RED FLAG flies in Leora's apartment....🤣
  16. In which case I know I'm right.....Very subliminal but appropriate.😇
  17. Perhaps RLC should introduce a seasonal rebate scheme Mike. 😁
  18. Hugh Hefner ( Playboy ) and David Hasselhoff ( Night Rider and Baywatch ) Hef and Hoff....Hef Hoff.......EF...OFF .......Fuck Off !! 🤪 Of course I might be completely wrong !
  19. Very subtle mate....Perhaps too subtle for some. 👏🤣
  20. By " driver tossed you off " do you mean ejected you from the bus or gave you a " J Arthur Rank " ?
  21. Anything that can bleed for seven days and not die has to be respected. Kudos to all women!!👏
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