Thestarider

If you watch the replay, I was getting just a bit excited until it was just an itch. She gives that lovely little tight Honey hole a good rubbing for a few minute or two. I seen the other night she actually pulled her panties to the side to give it a good scratch too. I wished she would realize that there are many just waiting, and being flies on the wall watching her very patiently, for the first time she finally lets go of her inhibitions.

Fighting and Fucking , that is what they do best.

John Wheless June 14 at 3:09 PM The electric fence and the lawnmower.. We have a 6 ft. Square tube and welded wire fence in the front yard, and last Saturday, when I heard the Antifa Punks might be bringing their BS out to the country, I wanted to make sure they ran into a little resistance before meeting my Kimber 9mm, so I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 60 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, welded a 1/2 masonry bit to a piece of round rod, and sunk the ground rod 7.5 feet into the limestone..The ground rod is the key, the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works. On Wednesday my idiot neighbors hired another idiot to trim all their oak trees, yes in June, so now they will all probably die of oak wilt but that’s a whole other story, and one of the limbs came crashing down on top of my fence leaving the main wire down in the yard. So yesterday I'm mowing the yard with my old as dirt 5 hp Briggs and Stratton push mower that has the run bale tied back with a zip tie. Now..I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger so I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way. Well my sweet little wife had seen that the fence was unplugged and thought one of the dogs had accidentally done it, so she plugged it back in “for me”....How very thoughtful of her. Now I'm standing there, I've got the running lawnmower in my right hand and the 1.21 giga-volt fence wire in the other hand. Keep in mind the charger is about the size of a marine battery and has a picture of an upside down cow on fire on the cover. And, there is a ‘pulse’ or ‘continuous’ setting and of course I set it continuous because.. Antifa..right? Well.... Time.......stood........still.......... The first thing I notice is my pecker trying to climb up the front side of my body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the lawnmower ignition firing in the backside of my brain. Every time that Briggs & Stratton rolled over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was literally at one with the engine. It seems as though the fence charger and damn lawnmower were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses. Science says you cannot poop, pee, and vomit at the same time. I beg to differ. Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied 3 different times in less than half of a second. It was a Matrix kind of bowel movement, where time is creeping along and you're all leaned back and BAM BAM BAM you just shit your pants 3 times. It seemed like there were minutes in between but in reality it was so close together it was like exhaust pulses from a HEMI turning 8 grand. At this point I'm about 30 minutes (maybe 2 seconds) into holding onto the fence wire. My hand is wrapped around the wire palm down so I can't let go. I grew up on ranches so I know all about electric fences ... but Grandpa always had those piece of shit chargers made by International or whoever that were like sticking your tongue to a 9 volt battery and just kinda tickled. This one I could not let go of. The 8 foot long ground rod is now accepting signals from me through the solid limestone rock. At this point I'm thinking I'm going to have to just man up and take it, until the lawnmower runs out of gas. 'Damn!,' I think, as I remember I just filled the tank! Now the lawnmower is starting to run rough. It has settled into a loping run pattern as if it had some kind of big lawnmower race cam in it. Covered in poop, pee, and with my vomit on my chest I think 'Oh God please die .... Pleeeeaze die'. But nooooo, it settles into the rough lumpy cam idle nicely and remains there, like a big bore roller cam engine waiting for the go command from it’s driver’s right foot. So here I am in the middle of June , 104 degrees, 80% humidity, standing in my own front yard , begging God to kill me. God did not take me that day .... he left me there covered in my own fluids to writhe in the misery that I..myself...had created. I honestly don't know how I got loose from the wire .... I woke up laying on the ground hours later. The lawnmower was beside me, out of gas. It was later on in the day and I was sunburned. There were two large dead grass spots where I had been standing, and then another long skinny dead spot where the wire had laid while I was on the ground still holding on to it. I assume I finally had a seizure and in the resulting thrashing had somehow let go of the wire. Upon waking from my electrically induced sleep I realized a few things: 1 - Three of my teeth seem to have melted. 2 - I now have cramps in the bottoms of my feet and my right butt cheek (not the left, just the right). 3 - Poop, pee, and vomit when all mixed together, do not smell as bad as you might think. 4 - My left eye will not open. 5 - My right eye will not close. 6 - The lawnmower runs like a sumbitch now. Seriously! I think our little session cleared out some carbon fouling or something, because it was better than new after that. 7 - My nuts are still average size yet they are almost a foot long. 8 - I can turn on the TV in the bedroom by farting while thinking of the number 4 (still don't understand this???). Yesterday changed my life. I now have a newfound respect for things. I appreciate the little things more, and now I will always triple check to make sure the fence is unplugged before I mow. The good news, is that if someone does try to come over the fence, I can clearly visualize what my security system will do to him, and THAT gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling all over, which will also remind me to triple check before I mow.

Yes this apartment has been a complete waste of time when they have visitors, lots of build up to failure and bedtime, except for one couple who were obviously trying to get a place on RLC.

All the tools to seduce the voyeurs and not lick of knowing how to go about doing it. I think the desire is actually there, or she wouldn't even be there in the first place. Certainly she is fantasizing about being seen. Who knows she is fun to watch though the way she bounces around. It has to be hot sleeping in all that confining clothing though in the middle of summer, not to mention very uncomfortable.

Very small step forward, or maybe just a little sideways is all. She doesn't want a job, hell she already has one taking care of Masha, why push the limits if you don't have too. She is scared of her own sexuality that is obvious. She is just not ready for prime time. My guess is she will never be ready for prime time.

I got pulled over on 443/309 for doing 9 mph over the speed limit. 🚓 As the officer started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down ..... 🚙 My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old Grandson, started screaming from the backseat: “It’s coming out!!!!!” 😱😱😱😱😱😱 “I can’t hold it any longer Grandpa!!!!!”😳😳😳😳 “It’s almost here!!!!!!!! Grandpaaaaaaa!!!” Now the trooper is HEARING him scream this.... and he leans in the window and asks him “What’s going on here???” He looks him 💀 DEAD IN THE FACE 💀 And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ He started laughing 😂😂😂😂 I looked like I was about to cry 😭😭😭😭😭 He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get the little guy home to do his business. He could NOT stop laughing😂😂😂 As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”😳😳😳😳😳😳 This kid,smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ I said “So...... You're not pooping 💩?” He said nope and you're not in trouble either. OMG 👀👀👀 This kid is my hero 🦸‍♀️

I agree completely

Nurse Nancy, the cautious caretaker plays this very ultra conservative woman, but deep down inside she has exhibionist tendencies or she would have never accepted the job from Masha to be on camera so much. Nancy isn't about time to get just little bit NASTY for the voyeurs who have been watching you ?

Always speak your mind Ed, no matter what people think or how they respond to your posts. Your posts are just as important to this community as any one else's post's.

That is correct Ze, Respect is earned and not just given. Maybe you should read the rules of the forum again just to refresh your memory.

I didn't disrespect you in any way Ze, it is the truth, all you have to do is go back in the history of CC, and you have posted well 100 posts about bringing back Piper and Taylor, because they were so special and perfect for RLC, now the first thing you do when they come back to RLC instead being satisfied is complain and whine about them being in the same place they were before in Barcelona. Who wouldn't want to be in Barcelona Spain in the summer time ? BTW I do Moderate this forum for many things, and one of them is redundancy, in other words posting the same thing over and over and over again, which is NOT constructive for the forum community. It is considered trolling.

Bitch,,,, Bitch,,,,, Bitch posted for several months to bring them back and now that they are back you just complain..... WTF is wrong with you ?

Irma c'mon and show that Irresistible sexual side, and put a thaw on the "ICE QUEEN" she needs to find out what it is like to have an real breath taking orgasm for once in her life. So it is time for NIKE JUST DO IT campaign.

The Black Glasses and Black Handkerchief is a dead give away happy.

It is called a Right Cross PUNK, take your crybaby ass home whipped like pup with his tail between his legs.

It is called a Right Cross PUNK, take your crybaby ass home whipped like pup with his tail between his legs.

The slave trade begin in Africa, with warring African tribes capturing other tribal people and selling them to slave traders in the African harbors. None of these slave traders were American ships. People of color selling other people of color who eventually ended up in the American colonies. White skinned people from Ireland and Oriental people were also sold as slaves.. Today, Southern history and the symbols of the Southern States are being destroyed and banned by ignorance. They accuse it is not history and heritage, but signs of hate. The South is blamed as the origin of the slave trade and negative treatment of other human beings of color. The Confederate Flag is being accused of being a symbol of hate, and it is being banned from public display. The memorial statues of Confederate Solders, are being destroyed and removed and the graves of Confederate Solders are being desecrated. Ignorance is a very scary thing. Here are some true facts that any one with an eighth grade education could simple research. The first African slaves arrived in the American Colonies in 1619. Therefore, in 246 years of slavery in America, the Confederate flag only flew for 4 of those years,. The rest were under the US and the British flag... Think about that when you want to start banning flags. In 1776 there were twice as many slaves in New York as in Georgia. The Civil War was never about slavery. President Lincoln said this on several occasions himself. Lincoln said the war was the result of taxes . YES MONEY. The tax he was talking about was on cotton. Lincoln wanted to raise tax on export cotton by forty percent. The cotton producing states felt the government was going way to far on taxation so they decided to leave the union. Lincoln wasn't going to allow the secession of the South. The Emancipation Proclamation, was a presidential proclamation and executive order issued by United States President Abraham Lincoln on January 1, 1863. It changed the federal legal status of more than 3.5 million enslaved African Americans in the designated areas of the South from slave to free. Fact show that slaves were not free in the north for four years after the south under you guessed it the American flag . Please read a little bit of history, before disrespecting the history and heritage of the south. . Southerner states, who respect their heritage are really getting pissed off again.

I am not a Moderator when I am posting in the forum, I am no different than any poster.

EXACTLY

Anything would be better than last few months of BS from them.

Another wasted night with Disasterous Diane and Cookie Cutter Kim. It is no wonder Olya has started to distance herself from them. It is no wonder no man wants anything to do with these two. Honestly if it wasn't for the staged shows they would seldom get viewers to watch them. They really are just plain ass pitiful and need to get shipped home ASAP

The drug of choice that Lucian brought for the girls