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OK. The first part I'm not going to waste my time answering. However, the part about finding a girlfriend might just be interesting. I might have to ask you to speak to my wife though about permission. I've tried a couple of times in our forty plus years of marriage, but it always resulted in me experiencing physical pain! :doh: :no:

Looks to me more like she's saying "Hey eurodude, your toast"!! :haha: :haha: :nana:

Mr1010, As an expert practitioner in the art of telepathic communication, I am really pleased that you are trying to see if you have similar powers. May I respectfully suggest that telling someone to eat cereal with a spoon is possibly not the best test. Other things that may not qualify as a test would be telling someone to put their socks on before their shoes, using a towel to dry their hands, when walking, put one foot in front of the other, etc., etc.. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :haha: :haha: :haha: :lmao: :lmao:

I think it can be difficult for us to understand why such beauties would not be in high demand in the modelling profession. If however you visit some of the eastern block cities, the number of truly stunning women is awesome. Some time ago,I sat with some colleagues outside a cafe on the banks of the Danube in Budapest. We actually played 'spot a pig' to see if anyone could spot a female that was not beautiful! :yes:

So sorry to hear about your loss Thesta. I've lost a few friends to cancer recently. The world should stop killing each other and spend the money on curing this bastard of a thing!! I posted some time ago my views on 'professionals'. Although I have never used them, if my circumstances had been different or should they change, I would have no problems using their services. I always find it truly amazing, that in a world that glorifies violence in films and TV, and teaches our youth that money is a god and the only way to success is through greed and ruthlessness, we criminalise people for making love!! :no: :no: :no: (Sorry, this went on longer than I meant)! P.S. How's the nipper Thesta?

If this is your experience Thesta, I will take it as said. I have never personally had to use their services. My comment was based on a book I read about the oldest profession, which in its 'tricks of the trade' section, said that tights were never worn, and gave a convincing list of reasons why not! :yes:

Adele is wearing tights. Hookers, Pros, Escorts, whatever you want to call them, never, ever, wear tights!!

If knickers could talk!! :lmao: :lmao:

Adele's back - Yuri, your on!

OK! I think we need to apply some logic to this. If Ilona or anyone else was getting the girls any dubious employment, they are not doing very well!! How often has Danyana went out at night since her arrival? Far, far less than an average girl of her age. As far as the prositute thing goes, you can't just arrive in a city and start selling your wares. Especially a city like Barcelona. The last time I was in Barcelona on business, some friends and I walked from our hotel to a bar that had been recommended. The main street was lined on both sides with prostitutes of all colours and sizes. Most of them were beautiful. Some were stunning. They did not stand idle, but walked over and tried to pull you by the arm away from your friends. There were groups of guys you would not want to meet, standing behind them, making sure they were actively 'canvassing'. Quite where the police are in that city, is anyone's guess! We finally managed to shake them off and got to where we were going. The reason for this story is to point out that Barcelona is choc-a-bloc with prostitutes, and every single one of them is 'managed' Any girl who is not 'managed' will soon be told the error of her ways. I can see no way that Adele or Danyana are part of such a scene. I have to say though, that there has been two girls in this apartment that I believe were in this catagory (no not K&K or Rita). Escorts and prostitutes tend to work almost every night. These girls go out once or twice a week! I'm not saying they are sweet and innocent. I'm pretty sure if they find a guy they like, who will spend money on them, they will fuck his brains out! But that's called real life, not prostitution. I'm done!! :yes: :yes: :yes:

No, no, you're not getting away with the 'developing and printing' B.S. snaky. You're obviously using the old one-handed Poleriod camera trick! :yes:

No problem Mikey, although you will have to pay your year's arrears to continue. Update!!! I've just heard back from K&K&R. They are more than happy to come over and help launch the site. K&K have both volunteered to oil my spring, and Rita says she has a novel way to wax my moustache! I've also heard from Zoya's guest. Once we got talking, it was obvious we had a lot in common. Neither of us wash with any regularity, and I also wear the same underwear for days on end. It's a small world! :yes: :yes: :haha: :haha:

You may be interested in a new site I am starting- 'The upndowns of a pervert'. It's only £100 (about $150) per month. A real bargain! You'll get to see me oiling my spring, waxing my 'tash, and watching porn on my laptop. Fees are paid annually in advance. Please pm me for payment details. Hurry, I'm limiting membership to 1,000,000! :yes: :woohoo: :yes:

Well I'll try to get a telepathic message through to them and tell them to rub one out. I seem to have a problem tonight with my Glasgow accent, so they might not understand the message! :no: :screwy:

That's a guid lassie Adele. Yea dinna want tae be munchin' Danyana's pussy wie dirty teeth!! (Not sure why I've started to post in a Glasgow accent!) :screwy: :screwy:

Aye, Abbey Winters is the dugs bollucks!! :yes: :yes: :yes:

I don't think going down to the local Walmart counts Mikey! :no: :no: :screwy:

"Happy Trails to you" :yikes:

I thought we were??? :haha: :haha:

I thought it was from a love bite you gave her. You know, the one's where you take your dentures out first!! :lmao: :lmao:

Yes, me too. I think the thing about K&K is sexual attraction rather than actual sexual acts. They make you feel better for watching them, which, at the end of the day, is what it's all about. :yes:

I'm just wondering what will happen when the bear needs a bath. That will be a show worth watching!! :yes: :yikes:

If I was him, I'd simply tell her it will be ok as long as I am in the bath tub with them. :hugnkiss: :hugnkiss:

I think he's in the bear suit! :scratchchin:

I think it is called 'Sod's Law' :yes: