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Too many little blue pills???? :yes: :yes:

Seeing the pics of Kami and Kristy reminds me how good this apartment can be. At the moment however, I can't see anything that's going to happen if Ilona stays. She is simply not the right person for the job! Compared to Ilona, I'd have Nora back in a flash!!

Kami, Zoya's guest (even though she pisses me off!), Leora, Nelly, Zoya.

Yes, it will never happen, but I am talking about the fantasy, not the facts. I have been blessed with an imagination that, if I could film it, I could sell for a fortune!! :lmao: :lmao:

While all you deadbeats have been watching nothing happening here, I have been at Zoya's watching......nothing happening!! However, I think my fantasy of Zoya with her guest kicks the shit out of your fantasy of Laptop Girl and Suzy Wong. :nana: :nana: :nana:

Mikey!! You're just so damned cute when you're angry!!! :hugnkiss: It's a pity you're such an ugly fecker the rest of the time!! :yikes: :yikes:

I think it is worth remembering that these are not sweet little innocent 'girl next door' ladies. They are twenty-first century Russian women in their twenties. They have likely had more sexual experiences over the last few years than the vast majority of us. It is easy (possibly because most of us are fairly mature in years), to take a slightly rose-tinted view of their innocence. I very much doubt if a short stay in this apartment will make the slightest difference to their attitude towards sex. Time may make them a little less wary of the cams, but if they suddenly do something that they previously shunned, it will be for reasons pertaining to their stay, and not due to some 'coming of age'. I'm sure they passed that point quite some time ago. I do not say this to insult the girls in any way whatsoever. If you went to any developed country in the world, I think you would have a difficult job finding an attractive, twenty-something female who was not sexually experienced. :yes: :yes: :scratchchin:

Being born and raised in Glasgow, I have to say that the ladies were pretty obliging with their charms on first dates! I was lucky enough to catch the world before the worst invention ever known to mankind - tights!! :curse: The beauty of stockings was that if you made it to the stocking top, you knew you were going all the way! It was an unwritten rule that was followed and observed by both sexes. Ahh...Mini skirts and stockings...I actually feel a little sorry for todays young guys having to cope with getting tights off, especially when the girl is on her phone!! :yes: .

Most Americans are lucky if they can speak English!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Don't worry everybody!! I've just heard that RLC has it all in hand and they are fixing everything tomorrow. They are going to paint the entire apartment with slow drying paint so we have something more exciting to watch!! :yes: :haha: :screwy:

What!!!!! Dynasty and Dallas are off the air?? But who shot J.R.?? I really must try harder to keep up! :doh: :doh:

There is a certain irony about this apartment. It is, I'm sure, the most viewed by some way, and yet it is also the most 'celibate' on RLC. In over a year, not counting Nora and Kiko, there has only been a handful of occasions when any actual intercourse took place, and then it was mostly under covers. What, I think, this shows, is the attitude and meaning of voyeurism. The 'expectation of excitement' and the 'excitement of expectation', are far more important to the voyeur than predictable sexual activity. This is why, even although we all know that nothing will happen, we are still viewing in large numbers. Nothing is going to happen.......but......it is not impossible that it might!!! :scratchchin: :scratchchin:

Oh Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. This simply will not do!! Are you telling us that you had this yesterday and you are only posting it now?? What are you thinking about!! What would have happened if we would have been hit by an asteroid!! Or even worse, a haemmorrhoid!!! We would all have departed having never seen this. Please do not try to justify this with any 'I've got other things to do ' bullshit. In future, ensure all pics are posted within a reasonable timescale, i.e. 30 seconds after event. This may be extended to 60 seconds in emergency circumstances, although a doctors note may be required. Failure to adhere to these 'requests' will result in the use of the ultimate 'Mikey Kryptonite',-- --yes, the 'unlike' button!!!!!!!!!. I'm sorry it has came to this, but I know you will totally agree with me and adjust your behaviour accordingly. :stirthepot: :stirthepot: :haha: :haha:

Great idea Foamy! A word of caution. Have you ever known a lawyer, never mind one from NYC, to do anything for nothing??? :no: If he charges you per post, you could owe $millions in a couple of days!!!! :yikes: Just pulling your chain mr1010, no need to sue! An idea for the pot could be dedicated games, e.g.: Leora's Solitaire - Definitely one to play by yourself!!] Anton's Stud Poker - Can you outlast the man!! Lev's Gin Rummy - A sobering game!!

I think there is some important information you all should know about Akira. He is actually the product of a DNA/Sperm experiment conducted on the siblings of Mr Spock, Mr Sulu and Mr Chekov over twenty years ago. He is therefore, one third Vulcan, Asian and Russian. This will be blindingly obvious to you the next time you look at him. The reason that they thought he might leave, was due to him being found almost unconcious with a totally blank look on his face. This was due to doing a 'Vulcan mind weld' on Nikky. He is now on the mend, and will fully recover. Hope this has been enlighting and useful. Live long and prosper!! :screwy: :screwy:

Yep, that's the right way to look at it. I'm not too sure about the 'older' bit though. There are a good few 'geriatric grumblers' on here! :yes: :yes:

These girls really need to study the beautiful Leora. She is currently lying on the sofa face down, no knickers, and every now and then she opens her legs to give us a wonderful glimpse of Shangri laski (thats Russian for Shangri la :yes:) They need to learn that there is a sexy way to do nothing!!

Yes, that's 'cause she's Scottish. You should see the ugly ones!!! :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

Bookmaster, I'm sure you did this but just in case you did'nt, I find that disabling the thumbnails makes a lot of difference in this apartment. The kitchen cam is always lagging for me if I have the thumnails on. Once I switch them off, the streaming is very much smoother. :yes:

Yes, Lev is back from touring his play. I've had a look, and it received rave reviews - 'Astounding', 'The most natural performance I have ever seen', 'Incredible performance'. It certainly seems as if all Lev's rehersals have paid off! It's going to be on video, so if you get a chance, have a look. Oh, it's called - 'Rip Van Winkle in the 21st century'. :haha: :haha:

Ahhh.........The cream.........It feels soooooo goooooodddd....... ::)

It's only difficult for you because your wrist is so weak you feckin' fapper!!! :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:

Bookmaster, I did a thread on this. This is it: This topic is not for all the smart arses that know what they're doing. This is for the tec dumbos like me. You know, the kind that buy cheese for their mouse :doh: I was really unhappy that I could not comment on, or read comments attached to their original pic. BBsq69 put me right with this simple method that only takes a few seconds. Firstly, in the pics thread, select 'quote' as normal on the pic you want to comment on. Left click, hold and scroll until all text shaded. Right click and select 'cut'. Go to comments thread and select 'reply' (at bottom of last page) Left click on box, then right click and select 'paste' That's it. You can now add whatever comment you want as normal. Although I've described it in five lines, two of the lines were always required so the extra work is minimal. Any queries, don't ask me!! Ask a mod. StnCld knows everything about everything that was ever made!

Superb kool1365!! That's what I call a real dick twitcher!! :clap:

I'm sure you could whip up some cream for them?? Or has your 'whisk' still got that wee problem?? :haha: :haha: