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Notice how Irma's 'bouyancy aids' keep her higher in the water. :yes: :yes:

You can thank me for this! I used my highly developed telepathic skills to send Irma a message to masturbate when she came out of the bath. I told her, to make it easier, she could think of me! My apologies for neglecting to tell her to leave the light on!! :yes: :yes: :screwy: :screwy: :screwy:

I have to say I have my doubts! I'm not going to call you a bare-faced liar immediately, but I will need photographic proof, as my mental image of you Mikey, is somewhat removed from Ilona! :haha: :lmao:

Depends what your 'eating' :yes:

I don't think panties would be allowed if Nora was there. :doh:

Great idea Hope85! Stick her out in the snow for best 'erect nipple' effect. :yes:

I have a problem with the 'RLC told them' theory. If this is true, why would they only act that way for one night? If RLC instructed this, why would they not tell them to continue the theme for two, three or more days? Both RLC and us saw with K&K that the 'will they won't they' senario can be played over a long period during which time RLC would reap the benefits. I certainly think that RLC coached Irma to go in and behave in a manner that would increase membership, but I don't think the 'start stop' was specifically scripted. I think there may be other reasons for the cooling down. Irma certainly had a headache yesterday which would have scuppered any attempt at play. I also think that Ilona may have asked her to slow down a bit and not go too far too soon. This is just my ideas. They no doubt will be proven to be total bullshit!! :scratchchin: :screwy:

I really like Masha and Sasha's antics but I wish they would smile more! They always look so depressed other than when they are having sex. The guests are even worse!! She looks like she is just about to burst into tears half the time. They certainly don't look like a loving couple. I've twice saw him try to touch her in bed and he received a slap and a push away for his trouble. :no:

OK mr1010, Just a couple of points. Regarding being older, I'm in my mid-sixties, and I guarantee you that the large majority of people here are over fifty. Age is an attitude, not a number! Also, at our kind of age, if you still have a good appetite for sex, that is not an obsession - that is a wonderful gift that should be gratefully held in both hands! (but not too tightly)! Good luck!! :yes: :yes:

Hi mr1010. I have read a lot of your posts over the last few weeks and you seem like a good, honest type of guy. I seldom, if ever, get involved in other peoples rants, but just maybe I can bring a little reasoning to the negative postings you've been receiving. So here is my totally un-asked for, but hopefully not resented advice to give you a happier forum experience. You make a lot of good points in your posts. Unfortunately, you tend to post it as you would say it, leading to lines and lines of text and often meaning your point is lost or obscured. I suggest that before posting, you decide what point you want to make, and make it within a sentence or two. I also suggest that you stop defending yourself. If you look back over your posts, I think you will be amazed at how often you have posted long defences of your opinions. The quoted post is a perfect example. Had I been replying to this, it would have been four words -"No problem. Thanks Houlii". Remember, on an open and anonymous forum such as this, you will never, ever change people's attitudes or behaviour. I have never been attacked on this forum, but if it happens, my answer will be "Oh God, I really, really wish I was as smart as you :lmao: :lmao:" To me, this is a far better way to deal with haters. However, on the subject of haters, some of the guys you have been arguing with, in my experience, are really good guys. Worth keeping in mind that sometimes there is a good guy in a bad mood behind a tackless post! Also, sometimes, a reply that's intended to be helpful can come across as critical. A further critical reply to that and hey presto! flame war!! (By the way, a Flame war posting thread is at the top section of the forum page). So in conclusion, decide what you want to say before you start posting, shorten your posts to maximise effect, don't waste your time defending yourself, and don't have digs at the mods. Overall, they do a damn good job. And finally..............Smile :) :) :) :) :)

Well the play that we wished, did not happen, The maintenance man sure fucked that, But wait!, here comes Irma, start fappin', She's got two fingers stuck in her twat!! :drool:

That must be a Gillette. I mean that's definitely "The best a man can get" :yeahbaby:

There is a young girl named Ilona, By herself now in old Barcelona, By night and by day, She'll just want to play, To make sure that we all have a boner!! :woohoo: :screwy:

Suits me fine. After a hard day, I like to slip into something cool!! :yes:

Superb Hope85 (as usual). The top pic is one I could (and probably will) sit and stare at for hours. If I was to imagine my perfect dream woman, this would be her. Thanks again :clap:

Where the fuck have you been!! Never mind all the B/S about new homes! We all know you went to Russia on a mission. :hugnkiss: As you haven't posted any wedding pics, I assume it was unsuccessful! :doh: Never mind. There's always Pamela - never let me down yet!! Seriously, good to see you back :hi:

I've posted about this before, but tonight is another perfect example of White's 'yeuck' to 'oh fuck!' looks. I've never saw anyone who can transform themselves simply by letting their hair down and adding a little makeup. Tonight my dear, my answer would definitely be YES PLEASE!! :yes: :yes:

Does anyone else think that Ilona bears a fairly strong resemblance to Masha? Sometimes on the settee, her features look very similar. :idk:

Don't think White should be 'mooning'. A little too much like the real thing. I'm sure I can make out the Sea of Tranquility. Anyway, we all want to see what's on the dark side. :yes:

Good idea! Carla's 'El Gato' should definitely be given his own apartment!! More power to the pussy! :woohoo: 'El Gato' is Spanish for cat - and yes, I looked it up!

Yes, with the possible exception of Ilona, I struggle to find anything worth watching here. I don't mean sexual action particularily (although that would be nice), I mean watching Sara and White just does nothing for me. Without wishing to sound unkind, they remind me of two lumberjacks after a hard shift! Almost zero femininity. I can watch girls like Leora or formally K&K, and enjoy just looking at a beautiful woman, even if they are just watching t.v.. These girls simply don't have that attraction for me. :no: :idk:

Sometimes clothed pics like these remind you just how naturally beautiful this girl is. :yes: Thanks again BBsq69!

Ilona's being a good girl! Her mother told her under no circumstances had she to appear totally naked! :yes:

Is this what's meant by 'car-pool'?

The most remarkable thing about this apartment is that it has generated eleven pages of some of the funniest bullshit I have read, in less than two days! I didn't know there was this amount of sex therapists on the planet! Keep it up guys. It might be a total load of nonsense, but it's really amusing!! :haha: