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  1. tle
    Natural is always better...
  2. tle
    yep...
  3. tle
    Wednesday... That's my idea of a 9.95 ass right there...
  4. tle
    I think she's pretty hot... I just wish she wasn't so modest...
  5. tle
    A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?" She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper." Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub." He replied, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."
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    A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.  She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"  The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."  "But I didn't use them."  'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."  "But I didn't go to any of those shows.."  "Well, we have them, and you could have."  No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.  "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"  "That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."  "But I didn't!"  "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
  7. tle
    No. I think she brought it with her...
  8. tle
    He's working... Doing a little yard work...
  9. tle
    Taco sure is getting around a lot these days... He gets out more than Alberto now...
  10. tle
    Damn! Booted twice in the same day... Is that a new record?
  11. tle
    Always...
  12. tle
    That's good... Put Fiora's ass on the couch for awhile... turn about....
  13. tle
    She's still real modest but she's got to be getting horny... If she needs to bate I promise we won't watch...
  14. tle
    Did they get married? Were they gone on a honeymoon?
  15. tle
    doubtful
  16. tle
    Martina doesn't seem upset that Elana slept with Alberto every night while she was gone...
  17. tle
    She needs someone in the apartment to interact with... They should have put her in the villa with the other girls instead of this empty apartment alone... Can't expect her to stay there all day by herself...
  18. tle
    Wendy? We traded Britney for this?
  19. tle
    Thank you for the new Terrace cam.. We've been needing that...
  20. tle
    An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing his accent asks him, “What brings you to Canada?” The Irishman says, “Well I was in a pub in Dublin and the coaster under my glass said, ‘Drink Canada Dry’, so I thought I’d give it a shot.”
  21. tle
    It looks like Harley won't have to sleep on the sofa this time around...
  22. tle
    This apartment has been UM for 4 days now... Was this a crime scene or something?
  23. tle
    It looks like Zhanna stayed but still isn't there... I wonder if she even knows the other two left?
  24. tle
    Also had two couples recently leave and one couples apartment UM for 3 days...
  25. tle
    Dantez has it looking like a used bike shop...
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