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  1. tle
    B7 cam 3:11
  2. tle
    He better borrow Dylan's dick...
  3. tle
    She's been drinking all night...
  4. tle
    Either way... Gina would not make a good mother.... She's a party girl... I can't picture her ever taking care of a baby...
  5. tle
    She was in the tub with Brittany in B1 a couple of months ago... She had a good roll on her belly then... But it was just a fat roll... She was grabbing it and showing it to Brittany and looking at herself in the mirror...
  6. tle
    Let's just hope the baby's mother IS NOT Gina...
  7. tle
    Geez.. All those two do is fuck....
  8. tle
    He probably showed her his dick...
  9. tle
    She looked really nice tonight. She's got the prettiest face in the project...
  10. tle
    I hope not... The poor child will be born drunk...
  11. tle
    He's hitting up Megan right now...
  12. tle
    Megan could have a good career as a professional caterer...
  13. tle
    I think her age and party lifestyle is catching up with her a bit... She's getting a beer belly...
  14. tle
    Bogdan was extremely tempted by Gina one night when they were alone in B4... They both ended up each having solo bate sessions that night... and Bogdan still had to do some pushups to get his head straight... I believe this was when Nelly was off on vacation with Martina...
  15. tle
    Big Dick Dylan gets around...
  16. tle
    Natural is always better...
  17. tle
    yep...
  18. tle
    Wednesday... That's my idea of a 9.95 ass right there...
  19. tle
    I think she's pretty hot... I just wish she wasn't so modest...
  20. tle
    A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?" She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper." Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub." He replied, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."
  21. tle
    A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.  She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"  The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."  "But I didn't use them."  'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."  "But I didn't go to any of those shows.."  "Well, we have them, and you could have."  No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.  "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"  "That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."  "But I didn't!"  "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
  22. tle
    No. I think she brought it with her...
  23. tle
    He's working... Doing a little yard work...
  24. tle
    Taco sure is getting around a lot these days... He gets out more than Alberto now...
  25. tle
    Damn! Booted twice in the same day... Is that a new record?
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