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tle

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  1. The girl has got some long legs...
  2. He'd be a fool to run from that....
  3. This girl needs to get laid.... bad....
  4. It looks like all the travel expense is on RLC... She seems to only travel where she can stay in RLC apartments and eat their food and drink their booze and fuck their tenants...
  5. On a step, a priest sat next to a drunk struggling to read a newspaper. Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest: "Do you know what arthritis is?" The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied: "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say." The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper. A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften: "How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
  6. I wouldn't mind having his job....
  7. A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?" One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
  8. Britney and Leora have very similar bodies... I keep noticing this every time I see Britney...
  9. It's Anthony's turn to tease...
  10. I think Anthony would have better luck with Yani...
  11. I think Alberto stays pretty worn out from working... That on top of his already low sex drive.....
  12. Yes.. He's big and soft and warm.... with extra emphasis on the soft....
  13. That's all married people are....
  14. Another Pillow Princess...
  15. That Britney really has one sexy body!
  16. I'm beginning to think women become lesbians because they don't like sex....
  17. They've already been together for 10 years or more... That's longer than most marriages last these days...
  18. I don’t’ see all the doom and gloom for this couple… They seem like a perfectly happy well adjusted couple to me… Martina goes and does her thing and enjoys herself… Alberto stays home and does his thing and enjoys himself. They enjoy the time they spend together…. Not sure about Martina but Alberto gets all the sex he wants… I’ve never seen Martina turn him down…. And I have a feeling Martina gets all the sex she wants…. If she doesn’t it’s her own fault… No fault of Alberto’s… I see a long happy future together for these two…
  19. This guy doesn't have a bad job...
  20. It's been 24 hours and Miron is still there... Nothing has been done... Nothing will be done... The incident is over... Case closed...
  21. Everyone on RLC has given their consent to be on camera and filmed... No one has given their consent to be molested and I never suggested they had....
  22. I never mentioned distributing it... RLC has already expressly forbidden that....
  23. It appears the act was committed on a free cam accessible by all.... Lilith has already given her consent to be filmed...
  24. Well they kinda point at the ceiling a lot...
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