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I am one of Rusian's biggest critics but I certainly wish him well if he has suffered an epileptic fit. Epilepsy was one of the many things my recently lost Mum suffered. It makes life very difficult. Katya must be experienced in dealing with the situation.

They will never be seen ever again now by anyone who doesn't subscribe!! They both sleep for hundreds of hours a week, never bother washing so wont be seen in the bathroom. They do actually eat a little bit so might be spotted as they prepare some soup. Thinking about it they may well be Nora and Kiko in disguise! Imagine if Nora had thought about putting the TV in the bedroom. Nora and Kiko could still be in there!!!

'Friends' is still wonderful decades after it was made. I love every episode. I think I must have watched every single one a hundred times. Feel Good TV at its best. Loving Diana's choice of TV as well as music!

I will NEVER EVER forget Nora. Her body was as near perfection as it was possible to get. Her legs were soooo long and led to the perfect ass. I am loving Diana and Leora who both have lovely figures but no one can replace my Nora!!!! Gotta agree though that Diana is far more entertaining. Leora is lovely of course but Jesus she wont leave her fucking hair alone for more than 10 seconds!!!! Katya has the potential to be the most gorgeous create in RLC but just doesn't make any effort to look good. Why oh why! Alma PLEASE stop eating. Bless you but you must be nearly twice the size you were when you entered RLC. Oh and throw that bloke of yours out of the house. Maybe you could have one last huge meal before starting a new life - just eat Stefan!!!

Foamy T your knowledge on ALL subjects never ceases to amaze me. You must be a person of at least 100 years old who has never lost one single brain cell to dementia and read every book available to mankind!!! I take my hat off to you sir. Then again all of what you just said might be total nonsense!!!! I will never know because I have not lived such a long and interesting life of book reading!!!

There must be a good reason for RLC to remove the Diana apartment. This reason must be out of their control because as we all know they Diana and Efim instantly became the most interesting apartment on RLC. RLC must have a contract with the couples and each side must have a get out clause. I cannot see why RLC would activate that clause therefore I can only assume the couple decided to end the contract. If that was caused by intrusion into their real lives and names and address and phone numbers becoming public then I can understand why they did pull the plug. I am no defender of RLC but why on earth would they eliminate their main asset!

I hope you were joking when you said Al Gore invented the internet!!! Tim Berners-Lee did and he gave it away unlike Bill Gates who became the richest man in the world selling something that to this day remains essentially shit! Losing Diana is a HUGE loss to RLC and all of us who regularly or occasionally subscribe to it. The nature of RLC and human nature will determine that it can never really work as a long term business unless they can find people who are willing to enter an apartment without any fears or doubts about being identified. The internet is populated by many weird and yet clever people who will seek out and find anyone. I never did understand why the Americans didn't simply ask weirdo's to find Osama Bin Laden!!! They would have found him in minutes!!!

Paul is very good at handling the crying situation, just not very good at handling Leora's body!!!

The English language is wonderful. The French resent that most people don't use their language and that many French people use English words. The best sentence I have read that sums up the English attitude to such thinking is.... 'The French hate the way English is infiltrating their language, the British have a much more 'laissez-faire' attitude to French words being used in the UK!!!!!!

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I like Paul too. He seems a good guy who loves his girl (and now the dog!). He is intelligent and speaks English. I actually don't know if he works but by the by... This thread was meant to be fun! In the UK it is known as Irony. At my age my problem is not shooting too early it is getting it up in the first place!!!!

It is not worth having a 'OMG loooook they are having sexxxxxxx' topic thread because what Paul and poor Leora do could never be described as sex!!! Poor Leora tries hard to sound like she is overwhelmed by Paul's lovemaking techniques. She fully accepts that no matter what happens she is never going to actually cum and that she is going to have to clean cum from her belly/chest/tits and then shower off the residue. Paul in the meantime wanders off to clean his bent knob completely happy that he has satisfied HIMSELF and that he needn't bother to even think he might have satisfied his gorgeous partner!! So don't ever use the other topic or you will be prosecuted under the trades descriptions act!!!!!

Poor Leora crying because Russia lost. I think she is great. None of the men couldn't give a damn about the world cup and they are not even Americans!!! Good girl Leora!

Foamy. You are right by saying 'Go to war and conquer' but even though Germany and Japan were driven by ideology or devotion to a leader they were not fighting against a foe who they have hated for thousands of years and no matter which leader come and goes, the cause is all they bother about. Chopping off the head of the snake will not stop the body slithering to somewhere it can find another head! Muhammad died in 632AD. He died as a result of being poisoned following his attack upon and conquest of the Jewish settlement of Khaibar. About 2 month before his attack on Khaibar Muhammad failed in an attempt to go to Mecca. This failure resulted in the Treaty of Hudaybiyya with the Meccans. He returned humiliated in the eyes of the Meccans and in the minds of his people. To lift their defeated spirit, Muhammad told his followers that the events at Hudaybiyya were really a victory. In fact, another convenient "revelation" was given to Muhammad as proof that it really was a victory (Sura 48:1). However, Allah was not able to deliver the Meccan's goods as booty, so Muhammad told his followers that they were going to attack and plunder the weaker Jewish settlement of Khaibar. About 6 weeks later Muhammad led his army and attacked the Jews while they were on their way to work on their date palms. Khaibar was a settlement defended by a number of forts spread apart from each other. One by one Muhammad's army took the forts. Finally, the last few surrendered to him. Muhammad had several of the leaders of the Jewish settlement beheaded, one leader (Kinana) was tortured to reveal where buried treasure was hidden. Then when Kinana was near death, Muhammad commanded that he be beheaded. Many of the women and children were enslaved. Muhammad even took the most beautiful woman for himself and married her (Safiyah). Some of Khaibar's residents made a deal with Muhammad. Instead of enslaving them, which would leave the rich orchards of Khaibar to go untended and unproductive, the Jews would give Muhammad and the Muslims 1/2 of all of what they produced. Muhammad accepted the deal, with the stipulation that they could be expelled at his slightest whim. Years later, Umar expelled the last remaining Jews from Khaibar. Immediately following the conquest of Khaibar, a Jewish woman prepared a dinner for Muhammad and some of his men. Unknown to the Muslims was that she had put a poison into the lamb (some say goat) that was served at dinner. Muhammad ate some of the poisoned lamb and died as a result three years later. This war has been going on since before 632AD!!!!!! It will never end. In the modern world filled with liberals and weak minded compromisers, the West will never seek total victory. The West will never do what we did to Germany and Japan and wipe out their entire ability to ever wage war again. Our pathetic leaders will try to have talks with the likes of ISIS or the Taliban in Afganistan and believe they will agree to stop fighting for their cause and live side by side Christians and Jews and live lives where women are treated as equals and children are loved and never killed simply for family honour! We cannot persuade them to change. They will NEVER do as we wish. This Jihad and war is FOREVER. If we are to fight it then it must be TOTAL WAR. No compromise. Otherwise my children and Linked 's children and grand children and great grand children and ...... so on, will never see peace.

She is a great girl! I love she loves football. Meanwhile Paul sleeps like a baby!!! It's like being an England fan. More frustrating than having sex with Paul. England at least manage to hold on for more than 3 minutes before losing it!!!

Posted by Joe That's possible since Diana is a quite unusual name for a russian girl. For sure the guy's name is Vanya. Diana/Tanya just called him like that. No she was shouting Van da,da, yes ,yes in Russian!!! She loves me already!!!!

Great pix guys but just to finish off the subject of Rusian beating the puppy. I watched it live and saw what he did to the dog. He was despicable and definitely abused the dog. Thankfully the dog has gone and is hopefully is happy and safe. Let us close the subject of Rusian being an evil shit. He was and he is a fucking miserable low life bully with no real life. He will just wither, get old and die and never achieve anything. Diana and Efim seem great!

Hi Linked Your post is very interesting and congratulations for enlisting and being patriotic enough to go and fight for your country. Entering a war zone would terrify me into complete inertia! I do not believe we entered into war with Iraq because they had weapons of mass destruction. These were never found. It was a story made up by the British government as a justification for going to war because over 1 million people (yes 1 million people) marched in the streets to beg the government not to go to war. In the UK we have had a report conducted into the war and this report - The Chillcot Report has taken many years to come to a conclusion and despite millions of pounds being spent on the report, no details have been issued yet. It is claimed discussions between Blair and Bush cannot be released because the US have demanded they be blocked! Strange for a democracy that prides itself on openness and free speech! Blair supported Bush and committed the UK to war regardless of what the UN said and despite the UK people did not support the war. WMD was invented to justify the war and for no other reason. Chemical weapons in themselves are not WMD if there is no way of delivering them. Iraq could never use long range missiles they never had!!! If the war is about fighting Jihad and about fighting it 'over there' rather than in our own homelands this is a poor excuse. By declaring the 'War on Terror' the West led by the US have committed itself to a never ending war. Islam is determined to spread itself across the world. It is not content to stop at any particular borderline. As the Muslims say - The West have the watches but we have the time'. They are prepared to fight FOREVER. The 'Hundred Years War' will cease to be the longest recorded war. In the Middle East only Israel is prepared to fight forever. They have no choice because they live surrounded by the enemy. They fight or they die. Zero choice. The rest of the West have a choice where they fight. They can go to the desert and fight and maybe collect the oil or at least buy access to it or they can fight in their own countries and protect their western values that are usually driven by Christianity even if they no longer consider themselves Christian countries. The military that go over to the desert and fight and very often get killed or blown up do a wonderful job in containing the Jihadists whilst the rest of the population who pretend not to be Jihadists get on with living their lives spending the aid money that floods into their countries as the West tries to spend and pretend to be building democracies. Democracies have never existed in the Middle East and never will. Arabs and Islam do not tolerate democracy. After all who would ever vote for a government who never provides wealth, security, health or education to their own peoples. The best way to 'fight' in the middle east is to never buy their oil. The US is no longer dependent upon the Arabs for oil. The same goes for the UK who is built upon an island of coal and oil and gas surrounded by oceans of hydroelectric power and wind. We then never sell them food. None of those countries can feed themselves. The weather conditions do not allow enough food to be grown to feed their overgrown populations. Not allowing our enemies money or food (and let's throw in technology) they could never be a threat to the West. Brave men like you need never risk your lives to protect your nation. You can go home and help search for active Jihadists in your country and destroy them. You guys are great at 'seek and destroy'. Christianity or its social structure can thrive and defeat Islam in its own country. It can never defeat Islam in their countries. So the result if we follow such a war is no soldiers killed, no spending of huge defence budgets, no feeding your enemies and no pretence to your people that your brave soldiers keep dying for a just cause. Linked I love you for being a patriot and love that you are prepared to die for your fellow man but fighting a war on the terms your enemies welcome is doomed to failure. As I have said you will have to be prepared to fight FOREVER. They will kill more of your army day by day, one by one. You can send drones by the hundreds and kill specific people but you will not stop the next generation from growing up to hate you and what you represent and take over killing you. As an example do you really think the ISIS fighters will ever give up? Do you think they will enter into negotiation and settle for what they have? Do you think they will settle for anything other than TOTAL victory? I think you know the answer to each question is NO. They will not. Stay in your homeland and protect it with all your might. Identify your enemy and offer no compromise. Stay rich, stay well armed, stay the leaders of technology (particularly in weapons that can be used from a distance). Stay the leaders of food production. Stay the leaders of developing energy and finding new ways of extracting it. Develop friendships with all countries who seek to defend themselves against Jihad. And continue to rule the world.

I almost never watch the piece of shit but if he is now beating up her now that the dog has gone he is an even bigger piece of shit than I thought. Maybe she suggested he get a shower and he took exception to her comment! He obviously lives a worthless life and gets frustrated by just about everything. He obviously has no interest in Katya sexually and I would suggest the combination of drink and drugs has made him impotent! A man so young with such a little sex drive is a rare thing so there must be some reason for it. His anger follows on from his inadequacies. His inadequacies lead him to have no pride in himself which means he hardly ever feels the need to shower!!!

I can understand the confusion - They are both useless in their positions!!!

America is responsible for a lot that is bad in the world and has been taking advantage of many other countries for years. Its weapons industry is huge and exercises huge influence over the US government. The 'invention' of the war on terror gave governments the perfect excuse to monitor its own citizens, tax them to the hilt to pay for expensive weapons. The other great 'invention' is man made global warming. This allows governments to tax everyone even more tax and to interfere in everyone's lives and again monitor their citizens lives to the extent that they watch what we put into each of the numerous waste bins they have insisted we have in our gardens. The third evil 'invention' is political correctness. This allows governments to monitor what people say and jump on them if the 'correct' words are not used. This stifles debate and prevents politics from getting in the way of those who have supposedly been 'elected' to represent us but actually only ever care for themselves and maintaining their position on the gravy train. The one thing the government did not invent or create was Islam, however what it did do was use each of the above inventions to allow them to completely fuck up the response to Islam's growing demands for global jihad and Islamic dominance of the world. We are not allowed to speak openly about the evils Islam represents. We are told we have to go to war to protect our sources of energy even though we have developed fracking to help us become independent of the Arab world and by going to war we are spending billions with the defence industry that invented the world war of terror. All the world has to do is simply say the Western world will not tolerate the spread of Islam into its countries. We do not need to know what is going on in the middle east. All we need to know is what is going on in our own countries. Anyone who preaches religious hatred via the mosques that political correctness tells us we must see as havens of love must be stopped without the need to bring in the courts. No child should ever be told that from the age of eight she has to cover up virtually every part of her body. This is not part of Islam and the wearing of certain clothes is not mentioned in the Qur'an. It is insisted upon by extremists (that are not referred to as extremists because the wearing of such clothes has now been accepted by everyone as 'normal'). No woman should be subjected to genital mutilation in the name of the beautiful peaceful religion that Islam is supposed to be. Stoning of women for deciding they no longer wish to be Muslim's should not be tolerated. Sharia law must not be acknowledged by the western world as a fair system of community law. Women and girls should be able to be educated together and be taught about sex together. The 'peaceful' religion of Islam should be made to accept gays and allow them to marry in that haven of love known as a mosque. Oh and if anyone fancies a bacon sandwich after the ceremony then the peaceful religion of Islam should of course tolerate such a situation! America did not create a 'Jihadist Wonderland' in Iraq but it built a system of government of the western world that insists we tolerate the intolerable and where all of those who are easily offended have to be accommodated by all of its own citizens who have no right to be 'offended' by anything said and done by those who are themselves intolerant. That well known Kenyan and British hater in the White House who somehow won the 'Nobel Peace Prize' constantly endeavours to NEVER offend anyone from the Middle East or spokesmen (oh sorry political correctness means I have to call them spokespersons!) from the Islamic 'community'. He supplies weapons to the people who he regards as 'the good guys' in Iraq and Afganistan without ever understanding who the 'good guys' are. He tries to convince Americans that their sons and daughters have died for a great cause of freedom and to give such countries democracy. A democracy which means one election of a man (of course it has to be a man because women have no status in their lands) who then turns out to be as bad a guy as the bad guys. The mothers of American (and British) soldiers sadly cannot any longer believe their sons and daughters died for a just cause. They died so some unknown bad guy could govern over lots more other bad guys, all of which hate the west and follow the doctrine that anyone who is not a Muslim and a supporter of Islam is by definition the enemy of Islam. In their eyes we are Kafir. All I want to do is love and be loved and have the right to live a free life. A life not dictated by governments who want to control what I say and what I think. God bless America and make it wake up before it is too late.

Yes it just hangs. Thought it was just me!

I once saw Edgar Winter in concert. He certainly rocked the place. Howling Wolf along with John Lee Hooker had a major influence on the music of my hero Van Morrison. My beloved Van mentions many of these musicians in his music. The Blues is hard to beat in the history of quality music! Celtic swing as produced by Van Morrison sends me to heaven every time I hear it!

Not a lady (well I don't count the dresses I wear when feeding them!!) but definitely a crazy cat man!!!

I love cats more than most humans!!! They are wonderful creatures. I befriend every cat in my neighbourhood and feed them all!!!