van the man

My first love was Diane who lived over the road with her two older sisters. Each of them was beautiful but Diane was the same age as me 10. She was the first girl I saw naked!!! She grew up to be a finalist in the Miss Great Britain beauty contest. She was truly beautiful!! Susan Day was sex on legs as I enjoyed the Partridge Family

Is the site down for everyone?

It should be called THE OWLS (Old Wise Lothario's)

I know I am but I have a need to know things!!!!!

My preference is definitely for no tats. Silky smooth pale skin is perfect. We describe the look as an English Rose (Princess Diana for example was always called our English Rose). In addition to many tattoos a very fashionable look is the heavily tanned. Fake tan by the bucket load is applied manually or by spray can. It looks yuk! Over centuries various looks have signalled wealth. In the Tudor era and through to the Victorians being fat was considered great because it signalled wealth, in the modern era a good sun tan was considered great because it signalled enough wealth to enable be able to take foreign holidays in the sun. Currently a great sign of wealth is bright shinny teeth. America led the way and the UK and the rest of the western world are rapidly catching up. Bright beyond belief the modern wealthy people have the a mouthful of teeth that seem to glow in the dark. So fashion has usually been driven by the need to express wealth. What I don't understand is how the fashion for tattoos have entered the mainstream upper and middle classes. Tattoos used to be for the lower classes, uneducated who did manual labour or were in the military or merchant navy or various African tribes where it all began. So what has led it to go mainstream among the wealthy classes? Maybe rebellion is only for the wealthy. Maybe they say 'I am wealthy therefore I don't have to conform'. But tattoos are being had by all classes and all levels of society. So I can't fathom what it is about. If it is simply a fashion statement then the statement is for life. Fashion is meant to be transient. So what will they all do when tattoos are no longer fashionable?

Very lyrical Woodworker. As you say pop culture is to blame for this current trend plus freely available porn that gives our young kids a distorted view of sex and love. Body art looks so good on very few people and once there it is there for life. At least the Maya tattoo won't be able to be seen by anyone unless she wants them to see it. My concern for her is that she will not stop and will add more visible tats that can't be hidden by clothes. I say all of this despite the fact I had a tattoo many years ago! I had it done when I was setting trends!!! It is sooo passé now!!!

It looks like it is going to be a Unicorn or a dragon. She really is going for the Porn Star look.

To be fair they always take the dog out first thing in the morning and in the evening even though they have to wear 4 layers of clothing to guard against the weather! They also pet the dog and I think they genuinely care for it and the cat.

It always seems to me that Leora lacks self confidence. She has everything going for her but needs to check herself out constantly to reassure herself. I would love to know more about her. If she is in the medical profession as we believe then she must be very intelligent and a hardworking student. Why is she on RLC and what does she get out of it. Fascinating for sure!

Oh dear Maya what have you done! It will look awful. It is obviously not finished yet so it will be huge. I can't make out the design but whatever it is will make her look cheap. Maybe she really does have aspirations to be a porn star.

'Minute Man' Paul is in desperate need of a few sex lessons. If he knows he can't last more than a minute he needs to learn the art of foreplay. All women love a good tonguing! I'm sure he could work on her with his tongue for at least 10 minutes. Knowing how desperate she is for an orgasm he could bring her off in no time. He might try fingering her and playing with her clit. Yes Paul women have a clit and it can easily be found if you bother to explore. Clue it isn't round the back! Leora, oh Leora my heart goes out to you. Find another man or get your fingers moving!!!

Fucking hell I popped out for a quick shit and 'minute man' performed (if performed is the correct word!). I know she is sexy but Jesus his performance is dire!!! Poor Leora needs an evening alone to sort herself out!!!

I have lived with one for 30 years!!!

Jewelry or Jewellery??? British English says Jewellery!!!! Either way when Nora wears it she looks like she spent a million dollars at Tiffany's!!!

Wow you are a very lucky man. She is gorgeous. I hope you can share some of your photographs with us. I don't just mean of her. Maybe you can show us some of your work.

Loving the avatar. Is it someone you know or just someone you wish you know!!! Bit of a long nickname!!! LOL!!! Always good to have the military on the forum.

Belly button jewellery!!! Nora is looking wonderful. Jesus she is gorgeous!!!

For fucks sake she fingers his ass, licks his ball and cock for over 15 minutes and he can't get hard or cum. Even Paul could manage to cum! In fact Paul would have cum in 15 seconds!!! Varya is great, Igor is ... well hairy!!!

13 year olds who know nothing about sex and have never ever heard of a clitoris are usually good at video games! Paul should be a champion!!!

She is bendy enough to do it!!!!!

God help the world if the US people lose the fight against tyranny. The UK has been a beacon for freedom for hundreds of years. We drew up the Magna Carta from which the US constitution was born. We have fought war after war to help others reclaim freedom or taste it for the first time and yet we are now being swallowed up by the EU. An EU that is totally undemocratic. It is busy recreating the Soviet Union. The European Soviet Union. Individual nationhood swallowed and destroyed by a federal government answerable to no-one. We MUST stop them now. The UK is the only country in Europe who can stop the march to federalism. The US is the only nation who can save the world from tyranny but first you must save yourselves from the tyranny of your own federal government. Save yourselves from a debt mountain that is seemingly already out of control. Save yourselves from following the European ideas of entitlement, entitlement, entitlement without responsibility. I already doubt Obama loves America, after all he is an African by birth!!! He hates the UK for what he sees the damage it did to Kenya (were he was born!). If he hates the UK and the US he hates freedom. Obama has presided over more and more Presidential decrees than even Bush ever did. Democracy to Obama is an inconvenient truth (where have we heard that expression before!). If he wasn't black he would be called out as the worst ever US President since the last worst US President!! Let's face it guys US Presidents haven't been very good since Lincoln!!!

We were talking politics over a day ago. We all love Nora (especially me!) and hope she is OK. The unrest in the Ukraine must be very worrying for her if she has family there.

The right needs to unite and wipe out the left. Christians need to unite to wipe out the Muslims English speaking countries need to unite to keep the rest under control! Capitalists need to unite to wipe out socialism!!!

Forget chewing gum. Those piss flaps will keep you satisfied for hours!!!

Paul would never dream of pleasing Leora. He only ever wants to please himself. 15 minutes of a bit of licking, a bit of fingering (from behind and never actually fingering! Will he ever find out where the Clit is!!) and a bit of humping then he rolls away and onto his computer leaving Leora frustrated once again.