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van the man

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  1. Nora has managed to stay horizontal and asleep for the entire day. Alma managed to stagger out of bed and made it all the way to the sofa (via the kitchen of course to feed that growing ass!) and has been horizontal ever since.
  2. These girls know how to rock!
  3. I think the shivering hands make the guns go off by accident!!! Conclusion. Gloves saves lives!!!
  4. The media for sure would blow the whole idea. They would scandalise the whole situation. The residents would be hounded constantly. Locals would stalk the house. Religious zealots would be up in arms. You might get away with it if the house was in Alaska or somewhere equally remote. Having said that Barcelona is a modern city with modern media and nothing has kicked off yet. The current residents in RLC need to wise up about the power they have to make money. The likes of Maya need to negotiate a better deal or threaten to pull out!!!
  5. You must be an Accountant - very precise numbers!! LOL!!! At this rate they will soon overtake McDonalds who also feed their customers shit and make millions!!!
  6. It would seem that over the last 24 hours virtually every member of RLC has been horizontal. They have either been laying in bed asleep or laying on their sofa looking at their mobile phones or sleeping. Alma has only managed to move into an upright position to shovel food into herself adding to an arse that is now the since of a whale. Lora bless her is well on the way to being the size of a whale but at least she has an excuse. I think Isabel might be unwell so perhaps she has an excuse. Nora goes to bed late but Christ she can sleep for 14 straight hours and not even get up to visit the toilet. I try not to forget that RLC is real life (if slightly made unreal by the presence of the camera's) but I never realised so many young people can spend so long sleeping or in a horizontal position doing nothing!!! At least Maya is a sexy minx who likes being horizontal with her man. Having said that I think she needs to be careful not to end up the same size as her sister. She is already putting on weight around her ,now, tattooed arse and her back has rolls of fat. She is not fat yet but I can see the signs!!!
  7. Mark used to bang away at Lina for ages and ages but she was virtually dead from head to foot! Everything she ever did was slow or dead slow. Even eating a banana or a sandwich took hours. She had a good body but jesus she was irritating! Mark was hyper and watching him bang Lina made me feel sick! When Leora first walked into the apartment I thought we had struck gold. She is great and Paul is at least trying bless him!
  8. hey Arty These two files download ok but when I try to play with VLC player it says the file is a 'undf' file and cannot play! Can you help?
  9. Fuck she will never put it down!!!
  10. Putlocker is great. I have not mastered the art of unzipping!! (well only my trousers and my wife's dress!!)
  11. Kiko knows how to please his woman (and Nora certainly knows how to please her man!!) The only problem is they don't make love often enough!!!
  12. Any video evidence!!! LOL!!!
  13. Hey Arty When I download the files my VLC Media player says it can't play 'undf' formats even though the file as it is being downloaded says it is a .flv file. Can you help? thanks
  14. How do you guys manage to download JS (Java Script) files?
  15. Maya's sister is the fat bird in the red dress!!
  16. It's a great party minus the wild music and dancing and drinking!!!! Jesus these Russians need to learn how to party!!!! Redhead has a nice pair of legs!! Maya's dress is soooo drab but we all know what is underneath!!!
  17. Hey Ricfan it is wrong to attack someone for doing a good job of loading videos (even though I hate RL and often cannot download!!) Kreische please continue your good work and just tell the morons to fuck off!!
  18. Loving Leora's new uniform. She looks very smart. I would like to know what level of the medical profession she is. With her stethoscope in hand she looks like a doctor, but would a doctor need to earn extra money exposing her whole life on RLC? Actually I have just checked on tinternet and it says Russian doctors are appallingly paid and often have second jobs!!! I got to say Leora is a hard working girl. She seems to survive on less than 6 hours sleep a night. She does everything around the house and looks after Paul like he is a child. Total respect to her. Also having discovered Paul is an excellent English speaker I am assuming he is educated to a good level. I do not understand his work position. Does he work? He stays up all night and sleep long into the day. He is definitely a lazy fucker around the house (hey its a man thing - I do fuck all on my house. I have a wife to do everything!) but then I used to work 48 hours a week!
  19. Hey Nora says Kiko - fancy some soup for a change? Wow yes please says Nora. It must be ummm a day since we last had soup!
  20. I am not sure she will ever have an orgasm, certainly not whilst she is fucking Paul. Whenever Paul cums, Leora goes from orgasmic moans one second to nothing the next. If she is in the middle of sexual tension ready to cum surely she would continue moaning if only for a few seconds. Instead she just switches off. However whilst Paul pops off to the bathroom to clean up, Leora then looks full of sexual desire. She caresses herself and seems desperate to finish herself off. Instead Paul comes back and selfishly moves on to something else!!! God help that poor girl. I would doubt she has actually had any orgasms. If she has surely she would demand a satisfactory ending for herself. Paul is certainly not a modern man who wishes to please his lover. He simply takes his own satisfaction then roles away. Paul if you can't make that bendy cock hold on more than 3 minutes, please remember you have two hands and a tongue all of which could bring pleasure to your woman!!!
  21. It took Leora almost 3 hours to get ready. All she decided to wear was a pair of trousers, a shirt and a cardigan!! The amount of time some women take to get ready to go out is beyond belief!! As a bloke who can throw a pair of jeans and a shirt on in about 30 seconds I comprehend how mush time in their lives women waste on their vanity. It did amuse me that she chose to play heavy music very loud throughout the time getting ready. She still couldn't wake up that lazy fucker Paul!!! I thought only exhausted babies could sleep through anything. Then again that's exactly what Paul is!!!!!
  22. What possible explanation is there to why Leora gets dressed in the doorway of the bedroom as if she is being shy and afraid to be seen yet happily walks around naked or semi-naked for most of the day!!! Leora is certainly a fascinating lady. A mass of contradictions for sure!!!!
  23. Can these files only be opened with WinRAR?
  24. Sadly the download ceased after 95% of it downloaded! Shame!
  25. All I see is a black square! What do I have to do to see the vid?
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