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This post clearly shows your intelligence level.

Listen you, uneducated waste of forum space, it was his sole decision to stop translating, and I agreed that it would be for the best. That,s why I said "we". Read his reply two days ago in kamila section. And don't talk about me again until you learn Russian, you ungrateful log of shit >:(

Just to give everyone a heads up, this little rattlesnake will be away for a week sunning his tale on a certain Caribbean beach. So make your audio clips and leave them in my pm box. I will do my best upon my return

The caller didn't hang up on her. Her battery was dying and she couldn't talk with it plugged in as the cord was too short. So she told the caller to text her and disconnected the call.

Yes. I have some pics too but i'm holding them till tomorrow.

They can both go in their respective holes!! They made me mad today. And I don't like being mad on a Monday!

Neither girl could sleep tonight. In fact Kamila was tossing up a storm in her bed. Kristy went downstairs and out to the balcony. 10 min later Kamila followed, closed the balcony door and window and they had a conversation regarding the dog situation. Sorry, no translations as "dog" was the only word I heard. Well, one part of a phrase spoken by Kamila was "I never saw you like this before". In about 10 more minutes, Kamila went back inside and going up the steps said "if you want come to my room". Kristy remained on the balcony Kamila went in her bed and started crying her little eyes out. I'm glad she did. Hopefully she learned her lesson.

I didn't decide anything for him. That was his own decision. I just explained in english what our conversation consisted of. If you don't believe my translations, then don't fucking read them >:( Now go back in your fucking hole!

Good night actually doesn't translate exactly the same. In russian we say "spokoynoy nochi"

Like I said, don't ever let me see either one of you read my translations again

Wow, I needed a cigarette after reading that doctrine. First thing you need to do is make an appointment with a psychiatrist. Because if you refer to yourself as "people" you need immediate professional help. Second, you need to go out and get yourself a nice thick pair of glasses. Because nowhere in my post had I defended Kamila. In fact i've been despising her for quite some time now. Now, what I said was that she leaks a lot when she orgasms, not that she does it at any ramdom moment of the day. And there were other people here that said that it was a mere scratch/adjustment moment after which she realized she was still wearing that thong that she tries to keep clean for when she wears the white dresses. You did not have anything to say to those people. And hell yeah, I'm a fanboy. A fanboy of Nora. But so far i've translated only the conversations of K&K. So go out there and find yourself a personal translator. Until then, you can keep jerking off to your interpreted, "credible" story line. And don't let me see you reading another one of my translations ever again, dimwit.

Who are you implying as a "fanboy"?

Wait, I heard the same exact story about Milana and Coco! Lol

Wow, people, why am I seeing "Kamila" and "sex" all over the place again? Do you really have nothing else to talk about? Or was Foamy running through here looking for nuts and said "Let's interpret guys"? What normal woman, especially such prissy and clean freak as Kamila, would just change her underwear without washing her privates, and go to sleep with "semen?" inside her? Unless of course she's trying to get pregnant lol

Like I said, some fucking friend she is.

Yes sir. Hip Hip Hooray!

Do you wanna bet how many people went looking for that magazine on the internets after seeing this? ;D ;D ;D

Oh Mikey, that first one is a priceless piece of art. :)

That shirt describes her like nothing else :) (The Image associated with this comment is no longer accessible and has been removed).

Oh yea, I'll definitely hang that on my wall. :P

Did you eat some rotten nuts this summer? You gotta chill out. All we do is respond to your comments on here. If you're going to drive the beat, gotta be able to take the heat :)

Thanks buddy. That's cute. Just remember there are people here that take everything seriously times 2

Well, sex of course. Didn't you read my translation report?

Alright, I think I made you all wait long enough. :D So here are some juicy bits from the massage scene. The topic of discussion was of course--SEX. Well different aspects of it. For instance Kammi said she doesn't like cunnilingus as it doesn't do anything for her. She also has no sensitivity at all in her nipples. You saw one picture where Kristy plays with her nipple. That was a test. She said she didn't feel anything. Which leads me to believe she had a bad boob job(hence the different boob size) which fucked up her neuro receptors in the nipples. A wide known problem with boob jobs actually. Kristy asked her if she ever had anal sex. Kammi said no. Kristy: Your butthole is probably too small like your vagina. Kam: Well, with proper preparation and dedication anything is possible. Kristy asked what she experiences during orgasm. Kammi said she soaks everything. Well, we already know that :) Kristy said she once had oil sex and absolutely loved every minute of it. But the catch is, it wasn't baby oil. It was cooking oil. :D Zi end. Happy wet dreams to all :) This little rattlesnake is off to bed after a hard day.

Euromike's external hard drive most likely. ;D ;D