Barry Elephant

oh no! now it's two. did I just make three. oh no!

Some people get laser treatment, yes. Many more don't. I know people who buy a car then wish they had bought 'the other one' within a week. They are never happy with what they have. Their experience does not represent that of everyone who buys a car. Tats can look good on anyone. I don't think mine look terrible, thank you very much, your opinion being noted.

why do people without tattoos always assume that people with tattoos will regret them - usually in some arbitrary number of years? You may disagree now but you just wait for x years. Paternalistic prattle.

I am not having the problem that you are - it may be something local, perhaps?

And 'thank you' for yours

how do I know what? where did I say that you (or anybody else) wasn't a tough guy? I am sure you are a tough guy, blue. Really tough. Well done you.

yes! if anyone has to leave it should be him!

If you google "Italian necktie" you will receive information about neck ties made in Italy - some of which are very stylish indeed If you wish to understand Pepe's lurid and violent fantasy, you might google "Sicilian necktie" or "Columbian necktie" and it will become clear basically, it involves cutting a victims' throat and pulling the tongue through the cut, with a variation involving placing severed genitals in the mouth - I am not sure if Pepe's fantasy has this happening on camera or whether the apartment would have to go under maintenance

I would just let the tough guys talk tough. you will get a lecture otherwise. they are going on about shooting him, cutting his throat and putting horses heads in his bed elsewhere on this site

that's really nasty solembum I suppose, given that you were blessed with the perfect body and infinite sexual stamina, you are in a position to criticise. You are very lucky

looking for the punchline...you know, the funny part, that jokes are supposed to have...

Maybe, but I don't think Julian was concerned with her gait! Someone once told me that if you can't say something nice, say nothing

Just wanted to say "thank you" for the translations that's a lot of work. It is very generous of you both to do it

That's nice. Real quality Did you really think that what you had to say was so fascinating that we would all be queueing up to give you thanks for sharing enlightenment and wisdom?

not necessarily, and in this case, highly unlikely

I am sorry but you don't get to censor Oh yeah, we are all secretly on the payroll of rlc, paid by them just to post generally supportive comments on here. sure. right (there is a touch of sarcasm about that) as for getting a life - how are you setting an example by whingeing an mewling about your freebies shrinking?

nonsense

not everybody who doesn't believe and complain that RLC rips us off or scams us is a supporter of, or employee of RLC. I have been accused of that so often on here just because I pay my bills if I choose to incur them and don't grumble about having to do so because it was my choice to incur them. If I don't think RLC is value for money, I don't buy it. Easy. No conspiracy, no scam, no bias. Just common sense really.

yawns scratches nuts

"Hate" chat Bit of a strong emotion for a website function you can email RLC if you like, you know. It might save getting all wound up and hot and bothered about the chat function ;o)

Why not just tell them where it is?

Not sure that I can follow that - google is mangling the translation If Ilona chose (cast) the girls in this apartment, so what? - it just seemed to me to be a nasty thing to say about someone so new - it's hardly a welcome, is it?!

what a nasty thing to say

that's the best read I have had on here in ages!

Just trying to keep this in the real world mate, As Mr1010 says, you will survive. There is no scam here. Try some deep breathing exercises. that may help you get things in proportion. If you are being scammed, its 0.10 euro per day. If you can afford to pay 45 usd per month to watch people in their underwear on the internet that isn't going to ruin you financially.