TBG 150

You should have seen the bathroom when she got out too. Huskey hair holds a lot of water.

WOW, Rodent. That Creed is the ultimate. I'm gonna copy that one and pin it on the fridge.

What's this 'two of us stuff'? And dark side? I shine on my dark side. It's the friendly side you don't want to know. You thought that kids were bad? And while you sit there and think of what you should do, I'll have her tied up and screaming with pleasure.

Can't have some old dude movin in on my kitten.

RLC is just a fapping show for pre-pubescent kiddies who's parents locked up the computer and phone on them. If they knew where to look on the Web, there are a million sites detailing how to bypass such locks.

PM me a few of those wild fantasies. I can make them all come true. Be very detailed right down to letting me lick the welts. :) As long as large sums of money aren't included. Then I'm shit outta luck.

Watch it there Woodie. If anyone is gonna be spankin' kitten around here, it's gonna be me. No one elses hand print will be there but mine. I am Master. Kitten will obey her Master.

Getting back on topic though. I do want to die knowing that I taught an innocent young woman what it's like to have the best sex she'll ever get until she finds a man again. Not some pimply faced kid that will cum all over her before he even gets it out of his pants. That first orgasm needs to be the most memorable one. I know I'll never forget mine. I was 14 and she was 18. I touched and licked my first pussy, my first tittie and got my first BJ all at the same time. And it was all under the skilled hands of a hot British minx. She taught me everything there was to know in that 4 months she stayed with us. Ahhhhh, the memories.

It happens every day. You read it in the paper on on the local news that a parent has been shot/stabbed/mutilated, because little Johnny can have the latest video game.

Meerkat has been checking in with me. Now that Lora is preggo, she's moody, hot, cold, sick, etc... So MeerKat has been staying clear of her mood swings and hides in the hall or the bedroom.

The power of the pink. Kitten, get yourself a high dollar, high class gentlemens club and dance. You'll make a grand plus a night for a 6 hour shift.

No. They want money and toys in exchange for sex.

I never had kids, because I just plain don't like them. Plus I'm a selfish prick and don't want to spend money on a kid that may end up killing me. I also have no one to leave it all too. Cuz when I go, I'm going out with a very large debt. I've lived my whole life never carrying a credit card balance. I pay for everything cash or I use their interest free money. It's bad enough I have to pay the pricks for mortgage interest.

I see that here all of the time. The guy pays for all of the plastic surgery, the fake boobs, veneers on the teeth, the cars etc... And then bye-bye old man. I look good now. I can go get me a hot young dude with a 9 incher.

You ain't shittin'. I always wondered why the little Chinese girl I have the hots for looked at me real funny when I printed out the translation for her. I wonder what it really said.

Pay as you go is the only way to go. I know if I had the mega bucks, I'd have a couple of kittens on the yacht all of the time suntanning their asses on the bow. Plus I'll keep a few 600SLC's around for the really good ones to use when they need to go to Vicky's Secret.

What planet are you on that you must remain on the stated topic?

I would think that to be approached, a man would have to look the part of a sugar daddy. You need the cars, the boats, the drugs, the money, etc... I'm not quite sure any guy on this board has those qualifications. If he did, he'd be out with his kitten and not hanging on this nuthouse. I do love tiny, pale, and very nicely built. But I damned sure don't have 5 large to spread out per week. But being 19, if you have these thoughts, you had better move fast. Kittens turn to cats when they get to be 25+. Cats get booted in favor a fresh young kittens.

Liberals are like slinkys. Not good for much or a lot of fun, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Hi Squirrel honey. ;D

And you expected something different?

Who's watching who?

It's not how deep you fish, but how you wiggle your worm. It's not the size of the ship, rather the motion of the ocean. Average is 5.1-5.9?? Poor bastards.

Speak for yourself there Mate.

If that's the case, she can't read very well. If she could, maybe she could take the hint and spice things up a bit. Otherwise, both of them are still as boring as watching paint dry.