TBG 150

Admin. Would you please create a new subforum for us older guys here? Title it "The Old Dudes Board." If you can't or won't do that, would you 'sticky' it in Random Discussion? If you won't do that, then I'll feel compelled to make sure that it stays at the top of the page. We will of course need a mod, (I volunteer) to be sure that the basic rules are adhered too. The Old Dudes Board will be formed and will require any member of such to be over 50, We'll even go to 40 if your cool. You should have a young hottie under your arm and the most important rule will be that you absofuckinglutely MUST post strictly in English. Even bad translations can be accepted for those off in foreign lands that want to partake in the festivities. The girls? You really don't have to have one, but the cred it will bring you is awesome. It won't matter what they speak. We know what to do to keep them quiet. ;) The board will be open to any discussions of old TV shows, Movies, Books, Cars, Girls, Food, Booze, Sex and even the strange things that we did back in the good old days. I'm quite sure we could find at least 10 participants of the 15,000 or so registered here. So, how about it guys? Anyone up for it? This way we can mostly leave the apartment threads alone for the noobs and let them die of boredom and they won't have to be taken off topic all of the time. I'll nominate myself, Leader of the Pack. Can I get an aye? Ooooh-Rahhhh

A 'good doobie' or a 'bad doobie'? Wait. Is there such thing as a bad doobie? Then there's Paraquat. >:(

Maybe she leaked on the panties. But to put on white ones? TOM makes them do strange things. I'm glad that stuff is all over with in my house. That last year was rough.

I'm not sure I could even bathe in water that looked like that. Gross.

You can probably blame not staying on topic on me. If you go back to when I was a troll here, it was boring as hell. All anyone ever posted about was some couple getting naked or a BJ or f*cking. How much of that shit can you read? Then along comes, The Joker. CC hasn't been the same since. Now our major focus is to get the wannabe soldier of fortune out of our midsts. That and we can now have fun with the noobs. But there have been some good additions around here. They jumped right in and hung pics and vids. Now if we could just get them to speak English... Oh well, you can't have everything I guess.

What about Mr. Know-It-All?

I think we are really dating ourselves here. I'll stick with The Munsters and The Addams Family. Although the modern day Wednesday Addams was a hot little Goth girl. And I think Pat Priest gave me my first woodie or it was Donna Reed, I don't remember.

I do. But that good looking gal above me refused a date with me. Said I was too ugly.

Sorry. I got kicked to the curb by my gal. I guess I got too carried away. She won't even write to me anymore. :'( Sooooo, I figure I'll come horne in on yours. You'll share her won't you? I mean, what 10,000 and one more gonna matter? I'll bring her here to sunny Florida and get a nice tan on that white ass of hers laying out poolside naked sipping tropical cocktails.

Didn't that go by way of the Xerox machine? Or was it the mimeograph machine?

No. What's the rest?

Some people just need something to cry about when they have nothing else to say. That's the best I can figure.

It reads like this to me. Videos are all in poor quality. Camera position also not good. No download is really worthwhile. No clue where you got 'all big shit' out of that. ???

I think we need to turn off the quote button. It seem people just can't figure out how to use it properly.

What's up with the link NB? It goes to a commercial for the website.

Hard to find a girl that really does that.

Could be true. Time will tel. I like small tits.

Oh yeah !!!! Look at those nippies. She's getting them filled up for the little bambino/a.

Now you're gonna hate me. It's a pleasant 75F out there, crystal blue sky and I've been working in the garden tending the roses and grapefruit trees. I need the fresh fruit to add to the vodka

You mean...No...Don't tell me...Really?...I'm not? :-\ Well hell. >:( And all of this time I really thought that I was. Shit UFCaveman. You've totally crushed my spirit. ruined my whole day even. HTF am I supposed to ever crash another gala event at Bruce's mansion again knowing this. I think I'll just go jump in a vat of acid. :'(

I think his dick sees that tat and curls up inside of him in fright.

I guess I won't be seeing it then. I don't have HBO I forget what the wife ordered for movie channels, but I know HBO isn't one of them. Too much BS repetition. Never anything new. We do have the On Demand thing from our cable provider. Maybe it's on that. I'll have her show me how to access it. $5k+ worth of stuff and I don't even know how to turn it on. I watch a 35 year old 19" RCA CRT in my office. Simple. On/Off/Volume and a channel changer. :) You think I'm kidding. It's true.

I thought that was a female thing. It has you hooked NB? Is this a TV series or a movie? I never even heard of it until I came on board here. But then I don't watch movies or really any TV. To the beautiful babes in far off lands by the Mediterranean, is it broadcast in English or the most beautiful language known, Italiano?

When are you going to answer all of the questions I gave you, No Dick Nick? Even a brand new Grunt could answer simple ones like that. So, let's get with it noob.

You don't suppose that it could have been Private Benjamen(sp?) do ya? He was after the butch D.I. and she rejected him too.