Twas the night before the big orgy, when all through the house
Not a person was nervous, as they have done it before.
The stockings were worn with the upmost of care,
In hopes that St Dick soon would be there.
The cats were all nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of mice danced in their heads.
And Masha in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long wet nap.
When at the door there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to greet the people that matter.
Away to the door I flew like a flash,
Tore open the locks in my mad dash.
"Now, Dasha! now, Masha! now, Sasha and friends!
On, Eva! On, Sam! on, Baldy come in!
To the top of the bed! to the top of the couch!
Now Fuck away! Suck away! Fuck away all!"