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Hmmmm. 6:30 a.m. and she's still not home. Must have been a lot more baby seals tonight.

Well, since she doesn't wear a GoPro, the speculation is bound to fill the gaps. Some may not like it, but thankfully they don't have to. We are all free to speculate about anything at any time, even if we are wrong. Personally, I am convinced that when Leora goes out at night, she works clubbing baby Harp seals in the head and skinning them to make fur coats for the unfortunate children at the orphanage. It's not up to you to like my speculation or not, nor is it incumbent on me to give a damn what you think of my speculation. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

14 cameras kinda knock that whole privacy idea in the head wouldn't you say. That is the point after all. It's what the audience pays for.

Oh good. The Praetorian Guard has arrived. Let the delusional entertainment begin.

Whenever she stays out all night, that tractor takes a beating.

She might move him in with her, but the money that lured her from home, family, and pet probably is treble or quadruple what he could possibly make. She won't be going anywhere. There's money in that there porn.

I think I understand now why she blocked you on Facebook.

Again.....this is not GOV. Please stay on topic.

As I recall, you said you USED to be friends with her. I'm guessing Facebook and she blocked you for showing your stinky behind.

Fred is the donkey in the donkey show. We've been over this. Try to keep up.

I used to smoke a little pot, but that was years ago. Since then, all my dealers have either gone to prison or graduated from middle school and moved on. An ex pothead without a source is a sad thing to behold.

I would no sooner tell Consuelo who she may and may not date than I would tell Leora who she may and may not finger. A show is a show.

I'm as much a fan as anyone here, I just don't do fairy dust and glitter very well. You guys can pat Fred on the head and feed him carrots and insist he's a thoroughbred. I'll still call him a donkey and enjoy the show. If you're not from Texas, we're not fellow countrymen.

That's Brunhilda. She just moved in but they say she can do unbelievable things to a watermelon with her tongue, so RLC has high hopes for her.

I'll be honest with you, Nick. Sometimes picking out what you're trying to say requires a couple of re-reads. Some of your posts read like a legal document. But that's cool, too. You keep on being you and I'll keep on pissing everyone off.

I got one of the GOV tenants to demonstrate a drum RIFF. You'll have to forgive her. She didn't have her makeup on yet.

What if it's only to the depth of one fingernail? Is that in? Or is it on since there is more finger outside than inside? How deep is in? Past the labia to contact the clitoris? Is that in? Why are hairs still being split here? I apologize if my direct approach offends those of delicate sensibilities. I have been in two branches of the military and one war. Hemming and hawing and beating around the bush can get people killed, so that was beaten out of me early on. I've dealt with a number of hookers and they were all sweet, respectable girls at one time. I hate to see it happen to girls such as Leora and Malia, but they don't know me and wouldn't listen to me in any case. Life lessons are best learned the hard way for maximum effect. So, I'll just sit right here with you and we'll both drool over a couple of incredibly sexy girls doing lewd things to each other. Still cheaper than a hooker.

AR AR AR Can someone give us a drum riff?

Even blurry, I could see that the girls were working their appendages in each others crotches. The result was obviously a back arching orgasm for both girls, so whether or not any fingers actually broke the plane and entered the other's vagina, isn't that fairly irrelevant? How does splitting hairs change the outcome one iota?

It's getting rather late. I do hope Sister Bertrille has working navigation lights on her cornette. Sorry, guys. Sometimes I just don't know when to stop.

I do find the lack of enclosed showers and shower curtains a bit puzzling. I guess the Europeans haven't figured out yet that a shower curtain would cut their cleanup time down a bunch. Heck, some of them are still driving on the wrong side of the street.

If I did, I wouldn't have to settle for blurry thumbnails and download videos when they are available. My impecunious condition will not allow for such an extravagant expenditure.

I'm just here for the decorating ideas. I just love it when the carpet matches the drapes. Oh....you say there are naked ladies doing lewd things? Fancy that. I hadn't noticed. Check out that bathroom tile. Isn't it just to die for?

Is that the best you can do? Well, you can't afford my ass.