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Repetitive and uninspired routine tends to work a number on the attention span of the viewer. There is less incentive to sit glued to a computer screen and more to accomplish other tasks, checking in only occasionally.

What was that? Did someone's head just explode?

Probably so. She's feeding the livestock (us) early.

There isn't one damned thing in the world wrong with Malia other than that she doesn't get nekkid enough.

Wish I could talk her into doing that on the kitchen table.

Doesn't matter. I'm finding myself watching GOV Brunhilda. Man oh man, the things she can do to a watermelon with that tongue. The beard is a bit of a distraction, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS8Zf5GPD5E

Poor tractor.

I think she stepped out for a bit to give Malia and the koala some privacy.

It's about the same time they wrap up most of their performances.

Eat your Froot Loops and leave the sleuthing to the pros. Everyone knows the shows are taped in Roswell, New Mexico.

Anything these two girls show us has been discussed and planned beforehand. They have known and loved each other for a coon's age, so this fantasy about a tremulous, budding love affair is just that....a fantasy. Any romantic melding of hearts would have taken place years ago if there ever was a chance of that happening. First rule of show business is to always leave the audience wanting more. They have that part down pat.

Now is it because of what's on the phone or is it the towel on her head? Or because she listens to her audience and obeys? If she disobeys, you're welcome.

Leora I absolutely forbid you to engage in any romantic petting or sensual reciprocation with Malia. Do you hear me? You are FORBIDDEN! There ya go, Nick. That should bring out the fiery rebel in her, eh wot?

If she's checking her phone while that is going on and puts the brakes on yet again, it's because she's not interested and not because of what is or isn't on her phone.

Looks like Malia may be maneuvering to make another run at the honey pot. Will she be shot down again? Stay tuned.

All here are doing likewise.

Don't make me pull over.

The internet is my lifeline to the world, so I consider it essential. Air conditioning and heating take a back seat and I really can't remember the last time I turned either of them on. I ditched the TV 10 years ago. I don't feel like I've missed a thing without the TV. Thankfully, I have no debts or I would be singing a different tune. I put maybe 10 miles a month on my truck, so gasoline is not a problem. I don't eat out and prepare my own meals cheaply at home. Staples like dried beans and potatoes make up a large part of my diet. I make my own bread in a 25 year old bread machine for about a dollar loaf. It's tight as a gnat's ass stretched over a rain barrel, but I (like the Dude) will abide. I have a little sister who lives in another town. We last saw each other 12 years ago at my mother's funeral, but we talk on the phone two or three times a week. Now you know more about me than just about anyone on the planet.

Yes. I have a disability that prevents me from being on my feet for very long at a time. My service in the Marines took out both heels. They repaired them and discharged me with a disability rating just big enough to get me a break on my property taxes but not enough to get a disability check past the first two years after my discharge.

Here's another angle you Praetorian Guards who profess so much care and concern for Leora might consider. Perhaps if our disrespectful posts and failure to carry the lamp of the goddess pisses her off sufficiently, she will say, "Chuck this shit," quit RLC, take Malia and go home. In your heart, you know that would be best for them. They are flirting with a seedy and dangerous part of society that has broken more than a few otherwise promising lives. Yes, yes.....I can hear your little head screaming and throwing a fit. He loves to make a fool of you. Think with your big head this time. There is a plethora of tramps, trollops, doxies and slatterns out there to fill the mighty vacuum Leora's absence would create. They are already ruined. Maybe it's not too late to help keep our favorite girls from joining that throng. If she stays in the business, she's going to need hard eyes and a thick skin to survive, so are you really doing her a favor with your sycophantic adoration of the mythical beast you have created in your lecherous mind?

Well, you missed me and got the dog. Now I gotta run to Sams and buy all the tomato juice they have. Thanks a lot.

Social Security check is my only regular income. It doesn't stretch very far. In another year and a half, it will almost double and I should find more breathing room.