Foamy T. Squirrel

Porn is getting a bit too pornographic in my opinion.

I'm a writer. So when I hit a writer's block, all I can think of is The Shining: "All work and no play makes Foamy a dull squirrel. All work and no play makes Foamy a dull squirrel. All work and no play makes Foamy a dull squirrel. All work and no play makes Foamy a dull squirrel. You get the picture.

Gee. You must be new here! All I ask is that we keep the feuding to a minimum. (And, no, I wasn't available when you accused me of banning you in April 2023.) Let everybody here know that the one thing that we mods absolutely hate is feuds between members. Take that kinda shit to Rants and Flames.

Paul's pretty lucky. I think she's a fine woman. And she's with him, and not with any of us. (But I do think she enjoys the attention.)

The stench of jealousy around here is prodigious. But yes, it's nice AI work.

Yep. Foamy is watching but wishes he could see more of the old gal but squirrels aren't paid to bury their nuts, hence, no Leora pix or ice cream for me tonight. RLC is too expensive for our kind.

My advice to Masha and all other tenants and CC members is to take their groceries, rent, debts and financial dealing seriously. CamCaps is here for diversion and fun; it cannot define your life. Pay your bills. Be nice to those around you. And never, ever take CC seriously. And trust nothing you see or hear from RLC or from CC posts.

It was in the TOS required at the time of Registration for a long time. It said RLC people were not allowed to be here, and RLC doesn't allow them to be here, either. I'm not suggesting we Mods look the other way, but it's difficult to enforce that TOS because of IP and VPN spoofing, anyway. CC members have had fun trolling other CC members at times in the past. The well behaved RLC tenants are usually discrete about their visits here because RLC doesn't want them here. I say most of the tenants just peek-in as guests, anyway.

Meanwhile, in Finland...

I try to walk about 1.5 miles everyday through a nearby local park. Then I pick a certain item I need from either Home Depot, Lowe's or Walmart. Then I try to find a clerk to help me find it. I have the app for all those places, but their system is always down, and their staff of 2.5 people is usually on break. This is great because it adds another 5,000-10,000 steps to my daily quota. A neighbor noticed me walking everyday. He had just got a pacemaker and wanted to know if he could join me, so if one of us went down the other could call for help. I explained how the walking works. 1) you will usually see the same people walking at the same time everyday. I always say "good morning." If they reply, I assume they're not hostile. 2) There will be the dog-walkers. Their dogs are generally friendly and they'll learn to recognize you. 3) There will be the frowsy fraus of fifty years walking in pairs, hoping to lose weight and gossip at the same time. 4) Young people who run cuz they're on the school track team. I envy their ability to run. 5) And finally, there will be men aged 50+ cuz they want to stave off the next heart attack. I told him I often wondered about this last group I see, and told my fried I wondered who their cardiologist might me. Then he says, " Mine's Dr. Singh, how about you?" And oddly, of course, I tell him "Mine is also Dr. Singh." I swear this Doc has the town park wrapped up... I've known people who just sat around all day getting fat and diabetic. Once they started walking everyday, their diabetes disappeared. It's a good hobby to get into, especially if you have a large peaceful park or forest near by.

The Democrat current war chest is dedicated to Biden and Harris. Any contenders need to whip up their own money really quickly.

It's that time again.

Believe it or not, there is a girl on Earth that a man can enjoy, depending on a multitude of preferences. Linda fans are every bit devoted to her as are Leora or Venera or other RLC ladies. And though I go for slim, Rowena ;looks mightily interesting. All these ladies are on RLC for long haul, and they're realistic; not just model escort girls passing though. (And yes, jugghead --- you have been here fucking forever. The squirrel is all knowing, and attests to that! You'd think that both of us would have learned our lessons by now!)

So cupping is a matter of sucking out toxins and leading to a better physical state? That could be fun in a Rule 34 way. Break out the knee pads for the lady...

Now, now, boys. Time to settle down. We do have a rule against blatantly insulting tenants or ruining their lives, ya know. RLC people violate the rules of registration when they sign on here, but hey, how can we stop that? Sometimes I like that they join us here. (Sometimes they shouldn't). We all know what the score is.