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Foamy T. Squirrel

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    Frostbyte Falls, MN, USA. Third tree from the right.
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    Trashing attics, emptying bird feeders, chewing radiator hoses.

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  1. Just a reminder to all posters: Tenants visit here frequently. I suggest you not say anything about a tenant that you would not be willing to say to their face in person. Plus, it's against the RULES, to which no one pays attention anyway.
  2. I prefer slender women. However, Rowena might change my mind. She has a perfect skin complexion and her breasts look like great fun. Plus, she's not stupid. I don't know what she does on the computer all day, but she doesn't languish all day watching TV or her phone. Ten points right there...
  3. Why go to work? I'd hang around the bed all day if Elli was around. I'd also be exhausted, so hats off to him. He's got that youthful stamina thing going for him and a pretty reason to exercise it.
  4. In 2020, Ben Shapiro referred to Biden as "President Houseplant." He was correct.
  5. I have an Atari 800 and a couple Amigas. They still boot and their games are terrific for the time, and the grandkids and great-grandkids enjoy them.
  6. I volunteer to straighten 'em out. After I'm done with Abby Winters...
  7. Sorry Aussie_oi_oi. I was unable to photo-shop a koala into that Disney picture. However, a koala did share a lot of time with her on the bed; better than any of us ever got. She's not painting anymore so I figure I'll never get her to do my portrait. So the skunk, the squirrel, the cat, the alligator, and everyone else in the forest lost. Only you and that damn dog won!
  8. Here at CC, there was once a church formed by woodland creatures that worshipped her as some sort of Greek Goddess. But then some of the animals got into a fight, she left the forest, and now her fan-base is disunited. Rather sad.
  9. I've known a few guys around here that would. They are all either rich shipping magnates or they're just regular guys headed for the poor farm. You could get poor with that woman fairly quickly. There's a reason why they put her at top billing for the show.
  10. I'd stay, in American English slang, $50 seems like a rather stiff payment. It might be hard to cum up with that money for many guys. I do like, however, the ability to pay for certain entrees on the menu that stimulate one's appetite without a huge expenditure of hard-earned resources that could be used elsewhere for less money. It's been quite a while that I've afforded myself a 4-course meal.
  11. With the new addition of the "Spotlight" section, I'm beginning to think the owners are trying to combine RLC with OnlyFans and with a free class on Kitchen Design thrown in as bait for non-subscribers. Any thoughts on this idea?
  12. I have no idea why members can write nasty comments, but can't read the RULES. Simmer down. We already shut down one forum because of riots and chaos. So please back off the insults, or we mods will start polishing up our hammers.
  13. Porn is getting a bit too pornographic in my opinion.
  14. I'm a writer. So when I hit a writer's block, all I can think of is The Shining: "All work and no play makes Foamy a dull squirrel. All work and no play makes Foamy a dull squirrel. All work and no play makes Foamy a dull squirrel. All work and no play makes Foamy a dull squirrel. You get the picture.
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