Foamy T. Squirrel

We are our own arm-chair site managers. In our heads. We all think we know what the tenants should do. I'm damn good at scripting, but even I couldn't come up with some of this action.

Well, Clive ol' boy, we'll certainly miss your sense of wit and humor.

Foamy is calculating how he will react to jimbo4 and Pepe's recent remarks. I suppose I should pray to the Goddess to ask for guidance on this issue. I treasure her communications, even if she's a fake Leora. (If little squirrel got off on women's lingerie, little squirrel would be hanging out at Barc 1. I don't do feet or used undies. )

Yes, I think I remember that. But I would have thought she'd be a FCB fan because of her RLC connections. Possibly one of the Real Madrid players had a fluffy tail perhaps?

I'm relaxing to the sounds of her playing her violin. It's all very soothing. She can keep her hat on. I always fall for RLC women with talent.

Anybody remember which "football" team Leora followed at the old apartment? I'm a Yankee squirrel, so I kinda sorta paid no attention. We watch baseball when we want to relax. And golf when we want to sleep. (Just trolling my Brit friends. I'll ban myself tomorrow. I promise.)

Slightly off topic. I'll ban myself tomorrow. I promise.

Our little friend Jugghead has left the Church of the Goddess. Please report if he shows up. Thank you. I'm busy on another screen, of course, since the Goddess is pleasuring her followers at this time.

Rum: Myers or better. Whiskey: Single malt Scotch. On the rocks. No need to shake or stir. Women at the Barc Apartments: I'll need to do a taste test, but they should be shaken and stirred. Vodka warms these girls up. Doesn't add any taste, but it does create heat. Visit Old Dudes, where we talk about the fine arts when RLC gets boring as hell: https://camcaps.net/forums/topic/9527-the-finer-things-in-life/

No problem, Amy3. We all love you here. Your posts are interesting, and I'm so busy with other stuff, that I hardly know what Katie and Lena are up too. The purpose of CamCaps is help people to understand what the tenants are doing, who they are, and keep informed. So, which of these girls is the most talented? Which one would to take to a wine and cheese picnic in the country-side to discuss life's troubles? Humm....

A place for everything, and everything in its place. And Lena and Katie appear to abide by that. (Insert frothing emoticon here. )

The flag is incorrect. The union (or canton) should be on the left, not the right. I'm not offended, but I'm concerned that it's off topic and belongs in the World-Wide politics section. I don't consider the union of the US flag with sexy girls' reproductive organs to be necessarily offensive. It represents the best of secular, biological, and religious worlds. That's an opinion concept. Please post the subject in a proper thread over at World-Wide Politics or Old Dudes. Now. ...and honor the people who died to liberate Europe...

D-Day started today. Many young US citizens and many young British subjects died on this day in 1944. I invite people to discuss this over at Old Dudes or at the World-Wide political section.

Someday, some of these boys are going to get old, and their prostates will swell up, and they will live with their horrible memories of having not fucked nearly enough women properly at every opportunity. They also will not live to see their children grow up to be better than them, because they won't father any children. Give 10 points to Lora, Victoria, and a couple of girls in the past Vacation threads who actually did promulgate human DNA. Most of them just want an "easy" rent-free life.

I am purposely avoiding this thread. But I will tell our resident Siberian Hamster where to go to relieve his grief about his dear departed. Honestly, I'd go for Nurse Leora, but Kitty is looking mighty interesting lately.

If nobody is watching the cams, then I figure I won't make the other male squirrels jealous because of my extremely large nuts and tree trunk.

A. If the cameras have been improved, I haven't noticed it. I don't subscribe to RLC. Members of CC are too cheap to create a Fund Me account for the poor little squirrel. B. I think most members agree that Doe-eyes is a very nice young lady. Even our resident trolls don't bitch about her. That's says something about her style. And her dreamy eyes. She's an OK gal in my book, and I think most other CC members would agree. C. Nina and Kira have had emotional entanglements in the past, but they've never been violent, and they were quickly resolved. Like Leora & Paul, they've gone through it and maintained their relationship, and there's no reason to think they will change. It's been too many years. (Legal Disclaimer from my last stock portfolio prospectus: Past earnings are not always indicative of future performance.) We shall stay tuned and see how it all works out. I have faith and hope them both a happy life.

Just a friendly reminder: We don't publicly announce particulars of the tenants private information, even if it appears on an outside public site. It has caused some serious (and sometimes dangerous) situations for tenants. Such findings can be shared with friends on Private Messaging. Thank you.

Gee, now little squirrel is all fricken' confused. I thought Bob, Carol, Ted and Alice were all over at Masha & Shasha's place!

The word BITCH is perfectly acceptable in Rants & Flames. It's also acceptable when referring to Scooter, because this word has several different meanings in English, including female canines, which is clearly not an insult. I prefer that we treat tenants with respect in the apartment threads, but Rants & Flames is a free-for-all. Please notice that the poster in question did not call Iola a bitch, but suggested that the action that Iola took with the situation was inappropriate. However, if we get barraged by multiple reports about a post, we figure maybe it's just some idle chatter that can be easily eliminated to quiet the kids down so we can guard the gates against the Spam Army outside our walls. We don't like food fights.

Are you talking about your socks or your shoes?

Back on topic: Yes, America is alone:

Hell is breaking loose in Western Europe. Again. Tune to news or even YouTube for the latest damn developments.

Maybe so, StnCld, but instead of forking over our money to opportunists, war-lords, and Marxist dictators, I think the best solution is for humans to plant more pecan and almond trees. They're delicious.

We've noticed this transitory event. It usually doesn't last long. I believe new code is being generated to solve this issue.