Foamy T. Squirrel

I must have happened outside of the house or we'd have pictures of the accident. Maybe if M&S discuss it, one of our generous Russian speakers might pick up some clues. This will probably curtail her hobbies and projects. Poor baby... heal up fast, Maya...

Thanks for the re-up, Howard. Let's hope it lasts a while.

He might as well give his viewpoint on the issue. Nobody else has any data from these RLC people that can compute to a certain conclusion. All I know is that they're young, they party, and they're unpredictable.

Nope. He thinks he's Bill Clinton.

Well folks, circumstances have pretty much made this poll useless. I always thought she was kinda cute, but her non-subscribing RLC fans will be heart-broken, except for our Barc2 threads. Poll is now officially locked, but no doubt we'll see a new version popping up in the near future, and Jasmine will do will I hope. Thanks for voting!

I have a question from a member that I can't answer because I don't have a smart phone --- The question is: Will the Google translate button at the bottom of our CC pages work with a smart phone or does that require a separate app? Will it work on Iphones, or just Android? Thanks for your assistance, my phone friends. --------------------- J'ai une question d'un député que je ne peux pas répondre parce que je n'ai pas un téléphone intelligent --- La question est: Est-ce que le bouton Google translate en bas de nos pages CC travailler avec un téléphone intelligent ou ne nécessitant une application séparée? Est-il efficace sur Iphones, ou tout simplement Android? Merci pour votre aide, mes amis de téléphone.

Rumors and idle speculations are at least entertaining when real facts are scarce. Some people hate when people speculate: but we live in a house full of smoke and mirrors as it is.

I'm not talking about any one in particular. I operate strictly on rumors. It's become a way of life here at CamCaps.

Well, ain't that fricken great! Every time we go to the trouble of making a poll for these girls, they leave and screw up the results!

Barc2 girls do have a handicap: most of our members are cheap bastards and can't watch the fully Premium apartments. (Not to suggest that I'm not in that group. )

New poll is out in the POLLS section. Vote for your favorite Barcelona honey-pie (or cream-pie) there or she will end her life as a fat pig over at xhamster. You wouldn't want that, now would you? https://camcaps.net/forums/topic/8650-favorite-barc-girls/

Let's face the fact: These two apartments contribute to 90% of the sexual frustration, adolescent angst, testicle explosions, and food fights on CamCaps. Thank god these girls don't discuss American politics when they're together.

Now, if you can just get a capture of her pulling out her easel and painting a picture of a squirrel, you will win my enduring admiration! (Oops, that's sounds like little squirrel is begging -- I must ban myself -- but I'm sure many other Leora fans are happy that you can allow us to see her divinity.)

Some people are trolling the apartment threads, trying to irritate members who worship these women by insisting that the girls are cheap whores. Statements like this cause us mods problems, and it starts school yard fights. New potential members come to visit the Apartment threads, and they end up thinking we're all stupid gangsters when they see these fights. Rants & Flame Wars and the World Politics section are the proper place. It's a free speech area; there are no rules insisting that anyone be polite; and I don't care what happens in those threads. But I like living in a clean apartment, and cleaning the apartment threads becomes difficult after a food fight among the kids. ---- Certaines personnes sont à la traîne les fils d'appartement, en essayant d'irriter les membres qui adorent ces femmes en insistant sur le fait que les filles sont des putains bon marché. Des déclarations comme celle-ci nous font Mods problèmes, et il commence des combats de cour d'école. Les nouveaux membres potentiels viennent visiter l'appartement fils, et ils finissent par penser que nous sommes tous des gangsters stupides quand ils voient ces combats. Rants & Flame Wars et la section politique mondiale sont au bon endroit. Il est une zone d'expression libre; il n'y a pas de règles insistent pour que quiconque être poli; et je me moque de ce qui se passe dans ces discussions. Mais j'aime vivre dans un appartement propre, et le nettoyage des fils d'appartement devient difficile après une bataille de nourriture parmi les enfants.

Joey, you are truly a priest of the god Tier hierarchy of the Cult of the One True RLC Goddess. All furry woodland creatures appreciate your posts. Thank you for your work.

I have trouble keeping track of all the new girls that flow through RLC now days. I'm old school, when there were only five apartments with couples that stayed until the couple resorted to basing in closet doors or high-speed chases with sharp kitchen utensils. We CC members had occasional food-fights about what to name the cats.

I prefer members who contribute pictures and videos when they can, as opposed to members who only sit back on their asses and condemn the work of others. Je préfère les membres qui contribuent des photos et des vidéos quand ils le peuvent, par opposition aux membres qui ne siègent de retour sur leurs ânes et condamnent le travail des autres. Ich ziehe es Mitglieder, die Bilder und Videos, wenn sie können dazu beitragen, wie die Mitglieder gegen, die nur auf ihren Eseln zurücklehnen und die Arbeit von anderen zu verurteilen.

A lot has to do with the size of the breast in relation to the size of the thorax, too, as well as whether it's fake or natural. Eyes can be deceiving. Hence, it's like kicking the tires on a car you wish to purchase. Feeling is believing.

Let me help clarify measurement units in a universal form, since there are many systems of measurement used throughout the world and most CC members are not capable of advanced mathematics. Dinky Tits: (A) = .25 - 1 Mouthfuls, or two shot glasses. Small Tits: (B) = 1 Mouthful, or small ice-cream bowl. Average Tits: (C) = 1 - 4 Mouthfulls, or one large coconut shell cut-in-half, on one large cereal bowl. Ample Tits: (D) = 5 - 8 Mouthfulls, or 1 gallon ice-cream carton. Astonishing Tits: (D+++++) = 8 - 25 Mouthfulls, or 5 gallon bucket. Holy Fucking Mother-of-Gawd Tits: (E-Z0) Cannot be measured in Mouthfulls. Measured by the quantity of rope and mountaineering equipment required. --------------------

Well said. I wish American politics worked that way. It doesn't. Alinsky specifically encouraged the repeated use of labels. Issues and logical discussion were to be avoided at all costs. "While we're at it, are you still beating your wife?" If you have the capacity to cleverly get away with murder (aka, commit logical fallacies) you too, could be a prominent American politician. Check these out -- you'll hear them on every damn debate and speech and TV ad this US election year: http://utminers.utep.edu/omwilliamson/engl1311/fallacies.htm

Incidentally, Clive, thank you for moving this discussion over to here, where it belongs. People go to the apartment threads to talk about the girls, not about petty vendettas between members. I generally remove off-topic posts from those threads. I do not remove posts or ban people from Rants & Flame wars unless they are illegal or spam or obvious visiting trolls. I seldom ban members. I never ban or prosecute based on what happens here, or because someone says something nasty about me. I frankly don't care about anybody's politics: CC is not a political site. I have cleaned up that mess over in the apartment thread.

Thank goodness we have a place like rants & flame wars. As long as we keep the other threads clean and on-topic, that's good enough for me. We certainly aren't going to agree politically on anything; but we all pretty much share a love of pretty women.

Timey, ol' boy: Squirrel isn't right wing or left wing. He's a Libertarian Squirrel. And as for StnCld, I assure you he has never voted Republican.