Foamy T. Squirrel

When itsme speaks, even little squirrels listen intently. (Old Chinese proverb. :D )

I wish RLC had named her differently. The name "Rita" is becoming a ear-worm around here, at least to me. "In a cap she looked much older And the bag across her shoulder Made her look a little like a military man" Obviously, around CamCaps, she's towed some hearts away...

1) Maya's cats. Living room. 2) Maya's cats. Hallway. 3) Leora. Anywhere I can see her beauty. 4) Maya's cats. Kitchen. ;D

OK, OK, I get it. You're both reading Crowley these days...how very philosophical of you...

Did anybody notice that this guy, Lev, can actually smile and appears to enjoy Zoya? That seems to be a rare treat lately with some of the couples on RLC. I'm not one to bash the men on RLC, and I'm hoping we don't have another thug or gorilla, and I think maybe this couple might actually have their act together compared to some of the more depressing couples we've seen at the St. Petersburg apartments. Nice captures so far. I'm in a lousy time zone, so I don't tune in much. When I do, the only things that move are Maya's cats. So thanks for your posts.

Nobody's been posting songs about cities or towns. I thought I'd fix that. Maybe Squirrel can get the ball rolling.

Welcome to the zoo that we affectionately call CamCaps... Post early and often. If you get burned out on RLC, remember, Old Dudes has a bit of everything, and there's always the photobucket thread...

Hey guys! Look! I found a picture of Leora before she went on a diet! ;D (The Image Content is No Longer Accessible and has been Removed)

An Amazon.com drone just dropped off a chicken salad sandwich to me. The bread says "Here's yer fuckin' sammich. Get you own goddamn beer!" It looks good, but I think the lettuce resembles gelatinized ethelene glycol and the chicken tastes of bitter almonds. Hummmmmm.... :o

Don't go away, sweetheart. Tanks are generally considered boy-toys, but I'm sure you'd love the power to crush things with a tank as much as you would with words. So here's a cool machine toy for the ladies. Yes, Karen, next time we tell you to get back into the kitchen and make us a sammich, you'll be able to put your creativity to use with these convenient kitchen appliances: http://3dprintingindustry.com/2014/11/09/11-food-3d-printers/ ( just kidding. Really. You know I'm not a chauvinist squirrel. Really. ;) )

Sorry to double post, but I lost where I put the original, so here it is again. This is for you, Bluto. C'ya down at Arnie's place! This is gonna be great fun!

CamCaps is educational, if nothing else: Study this history of useful machines carefully. There will be a test on this later. KK will grade the tests, so do your best. Relax, it's easy material, and there is no need for you to Rule 34 this sucker: http://www.mypleasure.com/features/timeline/index.asp

My god, sir, you've magically applied Rule 34 to a 1948 Webster Chicago wire recorder! That's the spirit of CamCaps at it's finest! The poor damn thing isn't even shaped like a phallus, nor does it even have a hole, and you pulled it off like a master. 10 points. Well done. 8) 8) 8)

I'm going to talk Admin into upgrading our welcome page banner from the blonde chick to something that more accurately reflects our membership.

Picked up one of these puppies for $20 at a yard sale. Like a lot of the old stuff, it still works perfectly. It's rather fun to play with, except the wire is a huge hassle to untangle and it weighs about 100 pounds.

E&A were boring as hell and depressing to watch. For newbies, the people screwing in the above captures were guests (we called her Mighty Mouse (aka mouska or something like that in Russian). That woman was nasty powerful. Testosterone molecules burned when she came on screen. It was a high point of CC member activity, too. :P :P :P Back on topic: I'm sick of that fucking picture, too. It's the only rock sculpture I've seen that can be so easily mistaken for dog doo.

To keep you up to date, one Clarabelle was an intern, got pissed off, quit the job, and became Captain Kangaroo.

Regarding lighter-than-air machines, Zeppelin airships had an excellent record of passenger safety, and held far more than just 6 passengers. Over three decades of operation, the only fatalities of passengers was on the Hindenburg (13 passengers, 22 crew). There were 97 people on board. Personally, if I have a choice between being in an exploding, crashing airship, and an exploding, crashing airliner with 320 people on board, I'll take my chances with the airship. This sucker went around the world without incident: (plus, the music is nice)

OK, I'll be nice. Once in a while we get something interesting cute info-bytes off of American populist media. They fail to mention that Angie baby grew up in the hell hole of East Germany, or that Vladdy boy was a KGB hit man for that client state. But it's cute, and it has photos. Not too many words. http://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/just-look-at-how-much-fun-angela-merkel-had-visiting-vladimi?utm_term=4ldqpia#.suD7bE2kX

It is sad. :'( The one nation in the world which acknowledges that free speech is a right given by a generic god and not a government now requires its citizens to look elsewhere (like the UK) for detailed information regarding important issues. No matter. Our socialist public education system doesn't teach people how to think or read; hence, European media suppliers who talk about these topics (which the US main-stream media outlets dare not tackle) have my thanks and gratitude. (Even living in America, one must crank up the short-wave, listen elsewhere, and triangulate to find the truth. Kinda like dealing with RLC & CC. ;D) I doubt most Americans will wade through this information. They're either brain dead, or they already know the current administration is packed with liars. (I promise to be "squirrel cool." I will not freak out, join with my neighbors, go down to Home Depot, buy RPGs& assault munitions and breech the walls of the nearest federal building to kill an ambassador and others just because I read this report. I'm squirrel cool. Got that, NSA?)) http://www.lrb.co.uk/v37/n10/seymour-m-hersh/the-killing-of-osama-bin-laden

Here's a machine for our CC girls so they don't feel left out, and it's suitably steam-punky, too:

OK, OK, I can see where this is going. Might as well get it over with....

I'm old school. I'm 19th Century. I'm steam-punky. Maybe an ancient version of our beloved KK. I don't know what they are saying in the video, and I don't care. Iron horses rock.

Ten points awarded to rubberball50! It's a radio-controlled submarine, built by Nikola Tesla. It's odd that the first RC "toy" was a submarine; perhaps the most difficult RC model to control.

Judging from the posts on this thread, Nora must be the most magnetic woman at RLC. Not only do the Nora lovers post here (defensively, on occasion), but also the Nora haters, who watch her every move and post negative comments about her incessantly. It's as if the Nora haters simply don't realize that there are other apartments they can investigate. They don't understand the expression "Just don't click." As for Nora's visitors, these girls are just temporary, and not worthy of one's long-term entrancement. This apartment seems to attract men who only can handle one-night stands.