Foamy T. Squirrel

Albacore: Thanks for the sensible approach to the subject of this apartment. There is no reason why every RLC apartment needs to operate the same way. It certainly adds a variety to the mix.

Geeze, guys, I had that post up for less than a minute before removing it! Even I can't get off on that fetish. I'm surprised you even noticed it. Whelp, this should make amends while satisfying everyone's interest in the subject for once and for all:

Gee, am I old school or what? I've been struggling away with my Kriegsmarine Enigma Emulator too long. No wonder it takes Leora, Nora, and Maya so long to respond to my love letters... :D

RLC's techniques for matching captures of their feeds to their end users are well known. We all know about the visible codes (easily cropped out of a picture) and the blinking braille dots (which also use the same tracking number tagged to the user's account name). There very well may be more subtle encoding going on, simply my manipulating pixels on the screen. It was once theorized that you could transmit instructions for making a nuclear bomb within a series of jpg's and no one would notice. (Newbies: The history of CC posts and RLC's DMCA actions is here. Though the visible code can be edited easily, the blinking dots have made posting of videos difficult and laborious at best. Things have gone downhill since then, but so far they haven't slapped CC with a take-down order. Perhaps because CC is cheap advertising, or, more likely, because they fear the wrath of our mighty Admin. http://camcaps.net/random-discussion/rlc-is-getting-serious-about-violating-their-terms-conditions/ )

This is now an educational thread:

I might suggest that people who find N&K worthy of eternal bashing consider clicking on Veronica & Lucas instead. They might be happier and more fulfilled over there. You might want to avoid sitting on the couch, however. (Just an inside I&M joke there, kids! ;D)

The apartment is essentially a bed and breakfast for traveling models who are on working vacations. They can make contacts, they can see the sights: they aren't living day-to-day, they're on "holiday" as the Brits say. I don't know about you, but if I could visit Barcelona for several weeks, I sure as hell wouldn't hang out in my motel room all day. There's lots to see there. Check out Barcelona travel promotional films on the Internet. (There's at least one out there that CC members who do their research would find extremely interesting, incidentally. 8) )

Nice bit of research, old boy... I was especially fond of the jigsaw puzzle...;D :-X

Generally, men tend to prefer women who look healthy enough with which to mate and who can breed children. Generally, women prefer men who are powerful enough to protect them and their off-spring. It's been that way for millions of years. The precise criteria, however, change with time and environment. Excess fat is no longer a sign of health for women (it once was); and battle axes are no longer a sign of power for the men. It's all "slender and fit" for the women and "smart and money" for the guys.

The thread, Bluto, has nothing to do with Paul & Scooter, though I thought your comment to be amusing and insightful. Probably the best so far. So back on topic: will Leora's baby have a solid brown tail or a black and white-stripped tail? ;D Inquiring woodland creatures want to know! ;D

If you don't like Kiko, fine. Just don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain.

Obviously, everyone seems to have an opinion about Nora & Kiko, but few understand the history of RLC, or Nora & Kiko, but with a focused effort on research, I believe some members could refine their conception regarding the place N&K hold, and why certain CC members defend them.

I think the idea of this apartment is to hold your interest like a fantasy quick affair or a fantasy one-night stand would had done back in your "don't wanna get hooked up yet" days.

Soy nuts?! What the fuck are soy nuts?! People think real nuts are vegetables? No fucking way. Nuts grow on TREES, dammit. Flax seed??? WTF? You think I'm going waste my time gathering flax seeds? What are they for? People who can't shit, or what???!!! So this is how Kooloos makes his money! Through subterfuge! I'm picky! I demand pecans! Or at least more of the three girls cuz that apartment is finally starting to rock now...

Actually, there is a dj on CC, but it's not me. I'm just an old squirrel who remembers a time when people would line up at records stores to buy the new releases of Beatles and Stone's albums, and when people played the Beatles for Christmas (especially the White Album) and the Stones (all of their albums) for New Years. And nobody really gave them any competition until Led Zeppelin showed up. And dammit, I missed everything too. In fact, the only things I can catch happening on RLC are Maya's cats. Maybe Rita will adopt a kitten -- or better yet -- a squirrel. (But it will probably be a snake, because they're such a damn phallic symbol of damnation and sin ;D )

Actually, Nora is the one running the show. She's hiring some very nice employees. A good boss delegates responsibilities properly. From Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band: obviously Rita's already established a fan club with all the lonely hearts at CC:

Will everybody quit their pussy ass flame wars and incessant bitching? Or maybe take it over to Old Dudes to fight it out there? Christ on a crutch! This aint's fucking /b, dammit. Squirrel is interested in learning something about Suzan and Hector. Is that too much to ask from CamCaps???

Nope. Studied for the medical field.

This is the ultimate ear worm. It's positively international in tone. Even the warnings are in multiple languages (kinda like CC). I'd love to hear the RLC girls singing it in their native languages. Especially Diana. Once. Other than that, it's pure torture. And it's off-topic. Ban me, please, for I have sinned...

Now taking bets with Bit Coins to see how long our friend ChoDevant stays away. I give him about a week before he relents and scampers back to see what's happening on CC & RLC. That's the most I could pull off!

"Re: Can we have some English speaking please......." Fat chance of that! Anyway, I do what I can to communicate through translators. We live in a global society, but fortunately the universal language is still music, tits, and ass. Been that way for thousands of years...methinks we'll have to settle for that.

The first version worked fine for me. Thank you, ChoDevant. Some of us will miss her on RLC, but it's nice to know she can now move on with her career. She'll do fine. Unless, of course, she pulls off a Nora trick by returning. I won't cry either way.

There are also the costs to consider: A Euro or a US dollar can simply buy a better apartment in Spain or Russia. Outside currency is like gold to those countries now days. For that reason alone, I doubt you'll ever see RLC expand into Tokyo, San Francisco, New York, Paris or London.

When will the apartment become available? Australia is probably not the best choice, I would suggest sending the apartment to America. Florida would be good, watched a program about it the other day. RLC would have no problem setting up shop in Florida. I know a certain Big Guy who would gladly set up the cams and sound equipment, and maintain it for free, so long as the tenants were young, cute, and had pretty feet. ;D