Foamy T. Squirrel

Thanks for the kind consideration. But this particular little squirrel prefers a good steak, Scotch on the rocks, and a pretty face. That pretty much shuts me out of CamCaps, especially the pretty face part...

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Actually, I did download this 2,000 page monster, and managed to read far more of it that any of our elected officials. This is a "Progressive's Manifesto," in which the people are protected because they are enslaved. It was run through the Marxist-controlled Congress in the dead of night, they passed it, I've found what's in it, and it's actually just this simple concept: totalitarian control. One year after it passed, my company's health premiums escalated by 40%. So I didn't hire another employee, and I quit investing in the business. The costs of health care, like the costs of food, energy, and the U6 unemployment rate, have necessarily skyrocketed under Obama's administration. I'm Atlas Shrugged. Fuck them.

Foamy has translated this with translate.google.com for his English speaking friends. Mr. Alonsito is explaining: "Hi kids! marcaros saludito to a camera as esteu..jijijiji alive inef" and "moves as the blonde cony !! make a trio, and leave you nonsense!" Please thank little squirrel for having saved you time and effort, and now he's going to go back to his tree and hang himself.

I do not know if it's the same girl, either, but she gave them both a nice friendly hug and then left. I might actually start warming up to this couple. They seem to be a bit more comfortable in front of the cameras. And obviously, they have at least one friend that little Squirrel would enjoy ALL NIGHT LONG.

Back on topic! Tight tbg?! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/05/timothy-carr-drives-drunk-walmart_n_2618183.html

yes, me too, it made ​​me think of Isabel !! but from there it snaps completely naked and without reason, in front of guests, I do not believe !!! We Old Dudes remember Mighty Mouse. (In Russian, it's Mouska or something like that, but the language is not important.) She alone added great interest to RLC, and she added interest to an apartment where the tenants were extremely boring. No offense to Elaina and Arthur fans (or whateverthefuck their name was.) May I suggest that our beloved Mighty Mouse, Blondie, and the Girl In The Red Dress, be blessed by the Deity of Your Choice. I don't care about the deity of your choice, but Mouse, Blondie and the Red Dress Girl would make any hetero-sexual man froth enthusiastically with hormonal interest. These women kicked ass when they got in front of a RLC camera, and they loved it. (And so did little squirrel. :P )

Sorry, her mother is probably a bitch (if she's still alive), and she'd probably force me to sign a pre-nuptial agreement. Fuck that shit. I'd rather drink a fine bottle of California wine with Nora, Kiko, and Victoria in Barcelona than deal with such rich leftist celebrity bitches. (So, explain, just who the fuck is this "celebrity?" Is she REAL, or is she MANUFACTURED? Little Squirrel trusts CC members more than he trusts the mainstream media. And that's a very amazing statement, considering our record of playful obfuscation.) And no: Little Squirrel DID have his pill today, but he really needs two or three more. Maybe five or six. So shell it out, Obamacare. Where the fuck are the pills? Where the fuck are REAL women?

WTF?! This is not an "adult" site. This is a goddamn site for adolescents and furry-tailed animals. How could these fucking pay-pal assholes not know this simple fact? (Thanks for your work, Admin. It keeps me busy between editing on another screen. Warn us before your head explodes. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Judging from the number of people who have "liked" your message, and the fact that they all are in different time zones, I suspect the problem is not with time zones.

Never been to the capital of California, have you? How much proof do you need? You wouldn't stand a chance downtown. And you wouldn't want to. Your twisted dishonesty corrupt communist asshole quotient would never make the grade over here in the PRC.

Nonsense my friend. You take care of Paul, and I'll kick Scooter out of the way... :P

Excuse me. I just bounced over here from the "Do you think WW3 will happen?" thread. It taints my thoughts, no doubt.

Congratulations, my friend. Just don't celebrate in a crowded area like DC, New York, an airport, shopping centers, big business buildings, the Pentagon, and remember to carry. I suggest you go for a picnic on a deserted beach, but check the hurricane weather first. And have a blast. (Err, ah, no -- not a blast -- just have fun with the woman. You both have earned it.) (PS: Washington did not take out the towers. Wall Street has paid its protection money on time for years, and politicians don't shit on their dinner tables.)

The important thing to consider when writing political posts these days is to remember to take your blood-pressure medication before you attempt it. Otherwise, you won't be around to see how the upcoming show in November works out. I'm also thinking that the 11th is coming up and I still don't have any honest answers from my government about Benghazi. I think they want us to forget that one.

Most American people do not dislike our tyrannical bureaucracy at all. It provides them with free food and benefits, by taking it from the "evil" private sector and its unwashed working stiffs. I'm in the 20% who want a republic again. I'm in the small percentage that dislike celebrity worship. I didn't cry when Diana was killed in the car wreck. I didn't vote for Barry Hussein Obama, either. Being a famous actor does not make you into a wise leader. It's only worked once, and that's because Reagan was a man of decent character and he had developed executive skills. He also loved this country. William and Kate seem to be nice people; I hope they avoid becoming Beiberized or Brittneyized. Wealth and power have a tendency to lead directly to corruption and moral decay. Our President rules by royal decree and issues edicts that his appointed czars can carry out with impunity; the US is a former democratic republic that once revered its Constitution, but now is a money guzzling monstrosity hell bent on eliminating individual liberty by promising me I can marry another man and get free birth control and convenient abortions if I simply give up all my economic power and my ability to defend myself. I respect the Stars & Stripes, and I fly it often, but the heart of the United States is not in symbols or contrived celebrities: it's in our Constitution. Without it, it's game over. And that's my view from this side of the pond...

Yes. RLC is a Russian gangsta operation headed by Emilio Lizardo, and I have it on good authority that CamCaps is actually a front for the Illuminati and is secretly promoting ManBearPig in a bid to destroy the Earth. Both these operations funded the manufacture of Brittney Spears and Justin Beiber, and this is a well known fact. The proof is here: http://www.lizardpersonornot.com/

Yes.

Let me resuce this thread before it sucks all the testosterone out of my system. http://www.mondomedia.com/videos/spare-tire/

New outfit for Obama. He needs a bigger hat. Something that will cover his ears...

Your post has deeply upset little squirrel. Squirrel has thought very long and with great deliberation about the concepts of English monarchy. Squirrel has decided to hold his thoughts except to stay the following: 1) You Brits and commonwealth types seem to hate your monarchy. Fine. I don't care. I understand that. But your Queen should not be taken lightly. Like her namesake, she does all she can do for the good of the empire. 2) Regarding King George the Sixth: Fine. He was OK. Your monarchy is merely symbolic, any way, but your queen is a pretty nice girl, and I'd tell her so, but little squirrel would need a belly full of wine. But I would drink with Churchill any day. 3) Royalty is not so bad. Consider King George the III. My ancestors pretty much kicked him off the continent, with the exception of the weird sister Canada who held on to momma's apron strings while big brother kept her from being raped by a Russian bear. 4) Royalty is not so bad. It's easier to deal with one tyrant than 15-20 Federal and State Czars, all of which can control your business, your retirement savings, your income, your health, your property, etc., etc., etc. The pain of non-compliance with only a minor Czar can bankrupt you or throw you in jail. 5) This is not a matter of any King Georges. Many of my fellow Americans now consider that this could possibly be a matter of King Charles I. 6) If that happens, this little squirrel suggests that you learn to arm and defend yourselves, cuz little squirrel is tapped out along with his fellow United States creatures. 1938 could finally appear to be a good year in comparison. 7) Today is Sept. 6 in North America. What day will it be 120 hours from now? OK. Foamy is done and he didin't cuss once. Parasite should be proud of how well he trained me. Have a nice week. :)

I'm developing plans to make a war that ends all future wars. Maybe I can "crowd-source" the beast and retire on the income: that's what world leaders do when they go broke, isn't it? The selling point is that it will be a war that ends all future wars but does not lead to enslavement. I'm still working to figure out how to write that code into the program...

This is for those of you who want some background music while you write, paint, perform data entry, compose code, or simply relax. I find this very useful. It's the musical equivalent of stroking a woman's breast with a feather... stimulating, but not distracting. Just simply pleasant.

Thank you, Woody. Brought back memories. From us West Coasters, here's one by a few professional studio musicians. Still in my favorite vinyl and CD collections... It's the kind of album (like the first Super Session) that you will have to pry off my cold dead ears.