Foamy T. Squirrel

Sorry, you'll have to provide the obscure gems from the Australian outback...but I will provide an American trucking equivalent in honor of The Big Guy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5UUS0B3Gag

I don't mind a few discrete, well-done tattoos. I don't run into them too often. It merely announces that the woman is rather exotic, and maybe a bit much for me. What I absolutely detest, however, is piled-up, caked-on makeup, radically fake hair color, and suffocating perfume. And fake tits. Gimme a girl-next-door any day of the week...

He's not trying to give a bad image of Islam. It does the work for him.

So much for the Obama economic "strategy"... http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-04-29/real-unemployment-rate-20-american-families-everyone-unemployed

Where I come from, survivalists live OFF GRID. Iceland can do that as far as regards energy: geothermal can be quite effective, eliminating the need for constant oil shipments. On the other hand, living like a global shut-in leads to inbreeding and blind six-fingered guitar players. Still, I must admit, some of those Iceland girls really knock me out.

Cripes, Ozi, don't you realize what "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" does to the Old American Dudes' minds? Our brains freeze. It requires an Control-Alt-Delete sequence for me to even think clearly after you mentioned it. Hell, we sang that song in our third grade class along with "My Country 'Tis of Thee." (You and the Brits all know the tune of "My Country 'Tis of Thee" but our lyrics were a tad bit different on that one.) We all loved those songs. We were kids so we could sing as a group and not bring in the SWAT team. I'd be arrested now for trying to sing even some easy stuff like "Purple People Eater." How could anyone think ill of the man who wrote it? What the fuck is wrong with the world?! The man was a fucking genius! My guess for number one is, of course, Richard Nixon. My guess for number three is Paris Hilton, the human condom, but I might be wrong on this, since I'm old and I now have an ear worm in my head that says:

Gee. I'm not very well educated, because I didn't know which option to vote for. However, I expect a change of cameras is long overdue, as long as it's high-rez without being a useless fish-eye. I'd be happy enough just to see Leora smile clearly.

Hi Habs. A while ago we decided that the metal grinding and construction noise heard simultaneously at Leora and Maya's apartments were due to a recycling center nearby, or perhaps roadside construction. There was a gurgling noise only at Maya's place that we attributed to a second fish aquarium placed near the camera. I think both of those conclusions are valid. (As if CamCaps members can reach valid conclusions! ;D ) On the other hand, I also think the noises might possibly be a UFO, Obama's golf swing, or Putin's forces getting ready for action. I don't think it's Big-Foot. I'm pretty sure about that. And welcome to the zoo... keep posting...

Finally. Someone with some common sense around here. These two people are different, but they have a long history together, and they are trying to work out their own problems within their own heads and within their relationship. I cannot sit in judgement of them; I do not know their story, their motivations, their desires, or much else. I simply believe that their relationship is much more complex than we can understand over the internet. Give 'em 10 points for that; most of the other couples are shallow as hell. Scooter is a good little puppy. So will the jack-offs please quit being hard-assed on Paul? He's got a lot more to deal with than her perfect body. And he deals with that better than your dicks can.

No, I understand you but I do not have a list. It is not worth the trouble to keep a list. But, they both love Scooter. Perhaps they are both trying to understand their relationship. Nein, ich verstehe Sie, aber ich glaube nicht, eine Liste zu haben. Es ist nicht der Mühe wert, um eine Liste zu halten. Aber sie beide lieben Scooter. Vielleicht sind sie beide versuchen, ihre Beziehung zu verstehen. (Damn, I hate computerized translators. Both Google and Bing translators never return anything closely resembling my original intentions, even though I try to avoid American-English complexities. Poor teufel will never understand my response word-by-word, and poor tuefel will probably not understand the context.) So I'll say it again: They are questioning their love for each other, and all couples experience this at times. Also ich sage es noch einmal: Sie sind Zweifel an ihrer Liebe für einander, und alle Paare erleben dies manchmal. They both love the dog. Scooter rocks!

Ahhh, was poor little squirrel's comment way over everybody's head? I've got a world map of my own, and there's a whole lot more ocean on it...

I kinda miss them too: they were a pretty dependable couple, and she was a very disciplined woman, not to mention that they shared their apartment with such an outstanding and talented cat. I, too, hope L&M and N&K are doing well with their careers, new homes, and new family situations.

Yes, sadly, things have changed over there. I never buy a decent bottle of wine without a taste-test first, and I've never bought a car without kicking the tires and looking under the hood. Even CamCaps has been impacted by the air-raid blackout. However, may others will tune in. Keep track of RLC's hit ratios, and we'll see how the recent strategy is working. Sad, but not as bad as when I found out Meerkat was quitting his RLC job...

Please continue. I guess they started selling meth? Started their own porno website? Huh? Please continue...

@Itsme : maybe it's time to update your "If you like this site, sign up at RealLifeCam.Com and share your finds!" tagline... If I shared my finds, you'd think I was a professional property manager trying to rent out vacant apartments...

He sounds like the State of California. Personally, I stop and buy lemonade from a kid's lemonade stand, wherever it is, and I leave a hearty tip. But then, I'm a Goldwater conservative. We're nice guys unless you're trying to dictate shit to us.

Worry not, you'll understand Obama's "strategy" in less than two years.

You old guys just don't think it's normal because you don't do enough meth. ;D

Ozi: it appears that some areas are missing. But not nearly enough!

Looks like you guys are baiting Parasite and Aubrey again. ;D Personally, I think he was taught by the Ghost of the Third Communist International at the finest American universities; he is a Marxist Atheist, not a Muslim. It's just that people who rule by force tend to flock together, and the Soviets (and their remnants) have been using radical Muslims to do their dirty work for decades.

Holy Molly, boys. Between California, Florida, Muslim Europe and Australia, I think maybe I should bleach my hair and pack my bags for Iceland...

I'd love to move out of the People's Republic of California and back to the real USA where you have water, too.

Sorry to post this in CamCaps, but this thread really merits this link: http://www.examiner.com/article/cia-now-admits-that-president-obama-is-a-radical-islamic-enemy-of-america

Like everywhere else, the sound of a steam engine is a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't wanna live there.