Foamy T. Squirrel

Our Master and Lord restores order in our male band, full of testosterone. So Everybody in a row ! ... naked of course ;D Do I get to pick first? I have a couple -- just two of them -- in mind. I'll take Miss L and Miss D. Thank you.

F.T. Squirrel works his little furry ass offto translate everything that Darkman says. Some of his phrases are in Castile, some in Catalan; I don't care what he writes, but it's in idiomatic phrases or in slang, and translate.google.com was developed with Mexican Spanish as the target. I think. Squirrel is not a fucking polyglot. And Squirrel doesn't speak French, either, though his recent ancestors did. There's a little bit of French squirrel in everybody. So where the fuck is Ocean? I rather enjoyed her, whether she was genuine or not. The problem with French is that it cannot transform, it is locked to what "the experts" have decided. English doesn't work that way. It's living, and it moves. I'm certain it's a pain in the ass to learn. You wanna fuck-up translate.google.com? I can do that, and I can do that in English, and thou wilst naught knoweth of such things I speake.

Yes, that's weird, StnCld316. I see the gentleman is sucking on a single normal clit when he could be sucking on three tits. How weird is that???? Guy must be on crack or something...

These two are hardly the worst quality on this website. I'd like to direct your attention to Katya & Ruslan, Sofia & Roman and even Adriana and Daniel. All very, very boring couples. It is true that this couple is exciting to watch, whether in bed or in front of computer or the mirror, brushing her hair. What a interesting show ! :D strunfly disagree on Adriana and Daniel. considering she is the worst dresser on rlc, she is attractive and sexy when naked. i really like her. All the RLC girls have a loyal fan club. We don't always agree on anything. So let me handle this before it becomes a testosterone-laced flame war: From now on, all RLC females should walk around naked. Or at least in a cute bare-bottom maid outfit... :P Problem solved.

History lesson for English speakers and writers: Spanish was based upon different regional tribal languages. Once conquered by Islam, they retained their tribal languages; and once the Arabs were kicked out, most of the regions resorted to their traditional language, though it was highly influenced by Arab words and the dominate Kingdom of Castile. This occurred before the invention of the printing press. In contrast, the English colonies were formed by the H.M. Royal Navy AFTER the invention of the printing press, so written English is STANDARDIZED. Grammatical structure is the same. There are differences in spelling, slang, and pronunciation, but if a literate Aussie, North American, Indian, Scot, Irish, or Brit writes something, I will be able to read and understand it. I studied Castilian Spanish as a boy because that is what they taught us in school. Then the schools changed to Mexican Spanish, and I could not help my children with their Spanish homework at all. The dialects of the Iberian Peninsula and its resulting colonies are very different, not only as spoken, but as written. (This belongs in the language thread of Old Dude's, but who am I to adhere to customs? Maybe I'll change my name to Foamy the Off-Topic...)

Soon, the Truth will be revealed. Wake Squirrel up when it happens. Thank you.

Shee, bro', Ebonics ain't be on goog-o'-bing. Wan' me lern dat shit? Homey ain't got time fo' dat. Gotch bidness wit me white bitches.

No sir, being fucked in the head did not go out in the 60's. The populace of the White House, the UN building, and the US Congress attest to that fact.

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Yes, repeatedly and with rhythm, but knowing this crowd, we haven't even started...

He was a skilled agent at orchestrating distractions so that he could go about his covert work on behalf of CamCaps. And I'll be you didn't even notice him as he lurked, observed, and recorded information about the enemy. In fact, you probably thought he was a dog...

Who am I to disagree?

It is no wonder I have chosen a squirrel as an avatar, and no longer gather pecans from UL. As the genuine Foamy says, humans are pathetic. And so is UL, which has generally become a tool for spamming.

Darkman speaks in a dialect that lies somewhere between Catalan and Spanish. Most internet translators cannot handle it properly, so the listener must work to understand. I believe Darkman to have genuinely good information, so I welcome his posts. --- Darkman habla en un dialecto que se encuentra en algún lugar entre el catalán y el español. La mayoría de los traductores de internet no pueden manejar la situación adecuadamente, por lo que el oyente debe trabajar para entender. Creo Darkman tener realmente buena información, así que bienvenida a sus mensajes.

We squirrels enjoy the taste of good food, fine wines, Cognac, and freshly washed Russian women. Nous écureuils aiment le goût de la bonne nourriture, de bons vins, cognac, et les femmes russes fraîchement lavés.

I miss Agent Dog. 😢 He was loyal, informative, a skilled infiltrator, smelled out confidential sources faster than a blood-hound, and he danced his way into the hearts of NSA, FSB, and CC. (Attachment Purged)

I'll trade you a can opener you can use on Adriana if you will set me up with her blonde friend that stripped at the last party. [shadow=red,left] :P[/shadow] (PS: nice avatar you have there, squirrel... ;D)

Darkman is THERE, in Spain. Be nice to him. He is one of our best Spanish/Catalon agents. His information is unique and valuable. And with a name like Norafan77, I'm sure you'd agree that A&D's apartment (like all the other RLC apartments) does not need a balcony camera. It needs a Nora installed. ;)

Everybody in my family, including the grandchildren, can cook. It is an enjoyable hobby, and having a big family dinner is far more rewarding than picking up fast food at a drive-through restaurant whilst texting friends whose faces you never actually see. Gotta go now. Yesterday, it was spaghetti sauce from scratch (12 hours required), today: vegetable beef barley soup from scratch (6 hours.) It is time for Foamy to get out of CC and go chop up the vegetables..it will be so nummy and healthy that even experts like Nora & Kiko & Van will approve. 8) Suffice to say, every time I see an RLC couple like Katya and Ruslan cooking their own food, it is a good thing.

Paul is somewhat socially inept, perhaps even anti-social; and she's a prick-teaser. They feed on the others emotional insecurities in a bid to gain psychological dominance over one another. Many young couples go through this phase in their relationship. They might someday mature out of this situation, but I won't be holding my breath. They seem to enjoy and need this control-freak game or they would have split up long ago.

In the old days, children were taught by their parents and grandparents how to cook and how to enjoy eating dinner with their family.

Creo SanPer58 es correcto, mis amigos. No los he visto desde que visitaron las niñas. Gracias por tu trabajo, SanPer58 usted. I believe SanPer58 is correct, my friends. I have not seen them since the girls visited. Thank you for your work, SanPer58.

Don't know. Kittens in a pile of kittens are a bit difficult to identify. We don't have names for them yet, and they're all mixtures of black and white, and sometimes they play in hidden locations. Still, they are the most entertaining of the RLC tenants right now & I hope they stick with Maya and Stephen rather than move elsewhere...

Here, on my continent, we have a "higher" level of development than Australia and NZ that allows our government to rule by "NewSpeak," (that is "Euphemisms" for you provincial cousins. We learned this foul language growing up in mother England's house.) I don't much cotton to euphemisims, myself, however, and neither do most North American squirrels. In political circumstances, it evokes vehement squirrelly wrath. But yes, much of Russia uses such "re-treated" water; they are accustomed to it apparently, and reports of dysentary and cholera epidemics in Russian territory have not surfaced since Lenin acquired control of the state information resources nearly a century ago. Let's get back to the Ruslan and Katya topic: My interest in getting seriously political about government irresponsibility and water infrastructure is at a boiling point these days, and you certainly would not want to watch little squirrel's head explode...

Let's get real here. Nora and Kiko did not actually simply eat soup all day. Often they would prepare their food together, and they almost always drank wine with their meals, discussed their relationship, and they did this together. Van and I just joke about the N&K vegetable soup thing; we're not being serious because this couple was very talented and mature. Nora was a modeling student, and dancer, and a model at the time, and needed to keep the carbs and fat out of her system. He was thin (I was that thin at one time, wah-de-do-dah-day), but he was strong, she was beautiful, and they were both smart, educated, and more culturally advanced than any couple that has been on RLC. Ruslan and Katya have some other situations in their lives; situations we cannot know. Can we stop ragging on them for a few days until we know what their situation is? They certainly don't want to share it publicly, but since they no doubt know what we discuss here, it would be preferable to figure out what their health problems and the conditions of their relationship are before we beat them to fucking death on this forum. And those are not "dogs" on the plates. Those are the Russian equivalent of Polish sausage. It ain't cheap over in my forest since we switched to a socialist economy, so it's not so horribly cheap and bad as what we squirrels are left with now days. Sorry, but Foamy gets irritated at times. Today is one of those days, I guess.