Foamy T. Squirrel

No sir, being fucked in the head did not go out in the 60's. The populace of the White House, the UN building, and the US Congress attest to that fact.

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Yes, repeatedly and with rhythm, but knowing this crowd, we haven't even started...

He was a skilled agent at orchestrating distractions so that he could go about his covert work on behalf of CamCaps. And I'll be you didn't even notice him as he lurked, observed, and recorded information about the enemy. In fact, you probably thought he was a dog...

Who am I to disagree?

It is no wonder I have chosen a squirrel as an avatar, and no longer gather pecans from UL. As the genuine Foamy says, humans are pathetic. And so is UL, which has generally become a tool for spamming.

Darkman speaks in a dialect that lies somewhere between Catalan and Spanish. Most internet translators cannot handle it properly, so the listener must work to understand. I believe Darkman to have genuinely good information, so I welcome his posts. --- Darkman habla en un dialecto que se encuentra en algún lugar entre el catalán y el español. La mayoría de los traductores de internet no pueden manejar la situación adecuadamente, por lo que el oyente debe trabajar para entender. Creo Darkman tener realmente buena información, así que bienvenida a sus mensajes.

We squirrels enjoy the taste of good food, fine wines, Cognac, and freshly washed Russian women. Nous écureuils aiment le goût de la bonne nourriture, de bons vins, cognac, et les femmes russes fraîchement lavés.

I miss Agent Dog. 😢 He was loyal, informative, a skilled infiltrator, smelled out confidential sources faster than a blood-hound, and he danced his way into the hearts of NSA, FSB, and CC. (Attachment Purged)

I'll trade you a can opener you can use on Adriana if you will set me up with her blonde friend that stripped at the last party. [shadow=red,left] :P[/shadow] (PS: nice avatar you have there, squirrel... ;D)

Darkman is THERE, in Spain. Be nice to him. He is one of our best Spanish/Catalon agents. His information is unique and valuable. And with a name like Norafan77, I'm sure you'd agree that A&D's apartment (like all the other RLC apartments) does not need a balcony camera. It needs a Nora installed. ;)

Everybody in my family, including the grandchildren, can cook. It is an enjoyable hobby, and having a big family dinner is far more rewarding than picking up fast food at a drive-through restaurant whilst texting friends whose faces you never actually see. Gotta go now. Yesterday, it was spaghetti sauce from scratch (12 hours required), today: vegetable beef barley soup from scratch (6 hours.) It is time for Foamy to get out of CC and go chop up the vegetables..it will be so nummy and healthy that even experts like Nora & Kiko & Van will approve. 8) Suffice to say, every time I see an RLC couple like Katya and Ruslan cooking their own food, it is a good thing.

Paul is somewhat socially inept, perhaps even anti-social; and she's a prick-teaser. They feed on the others emotional insecurities in a bid to gain psychological dominance over one another. Many young couples go through this phase in their relationship. They might someday mature out of this situation, but I won't be holding my breath. They seem to enjoy and need this control-freak game or they would have split up long ago.

In the old days, children were taught by their parents and grandparents how to cook and how to enjoy eating dinner with their family.

Creo SanPer58 es correcto, mis amigos. No los he visto desde que visitaron las niñas. Gracias por tu trabajo, SanPer58 usted. I believe SanPer58 is correct, my friends. I have not seen them since the girls visited. Thank you for your work, SanPer58.

Don't know. Kittens in a pile of kittens are a bit difficult to identify. We don't have names for them yet, and they're all mixtures of black and white, and sometimes they play in hidden locations. Still, they are the most entertaining of the RLC tenants right now & I hope they stick with Maya and Stephen rather than move elsewhere...

Here, on my continent, we have a "higher" level of development than Australia and NZ that allows our government to rule by "NewSpeak," (that is "Euphemisms" for you provincial cousins. We learned this foul language growing up in mother England's house.) I don't much cotton to euphemisims, myself, however, and neither do most North American squirrels. In political circumstances, it evokes vehement squirrelly wrath. But yes, much of Russia uses such "re-treated" water; they are accustomed to it apparently, and reports of dysentary and cholera epidemics in Russian territory have not surfaced since Lenin acquired control of the state information resources nearly a century ago. Let's get back to the Ruslan and Katya topic: My interest in getting seriously political about government irresponsibility and water infrastructure is at a boiling point these days, and you certainly would not want to watch little squirrel's head explode...

Let's get real here. Nora and Kiko did not actually simply eat soup all day. Often they would prepare their food together, and they almost always drank wine with their meals, discussed their relationship, and they did this together. Van and I just joke about the N&K vegetable soup thing; we're not being serious because this couple was very talented and mature. Nora was a modeling student, and dancer, and a model at the time, and needed to keep the carbs and fat out of her system. He was thin (I was that thin at one time, wah-de-do-dah-day), but he was strong, she was beautiful, and they were both smart, educated, and more culturally advanced than any couple that has been on RLC. Ruslan and Katya have some other situations in their lives; situations we cannot know. Can we stop ragging on them for a few days until we know what their situation is? They certainly don't want to share it publicly, but since they no doubt know what we discuss here, it would be preferable to figure out what their health problems and the conditions of their relationship are before we beat them to fucking death on this forum. And those are not "dogs" on the plates. Those are the Russian equivalent of Polish sausage. It ain't cheap over in my forest since we switched to a socialist economy, so it's not so horribly cheap and bad as what we squirrels are left with now days. Sorry, but Foamy gets irritated at times. Today is one of those days, I guess.

Do we know exactly what Paul does on the computer? He could easily be posting clever and witty comments to CamCaps. I can't see the screen, of course. My question is, what is he doing with the short wave directional antenna he made? And, if he is indeed a gamer, is it a Russia vs Ukraine war game, or an old version of Encounter/Tank/some-other mobile artillery game or is it Missile Command? http://www.atari.com/arcade/arcade/missile-command#!/arcade/atari-promo

Hey kids, while you're at it, also download those little documents they posted: driver's license, utility bills, passports, arrest records, Social Security card. You can sell these, and get enough money for that new game console you've been dreaming about!

My nest won't burn up, but I'm getting tired of brushing the ashes off of everything. It's time to hit the beach with Adriana, anyway. I'm sure she looks wonderful in a bikini. I also wonder if Shôko Restaurant & Lounge still stocks fine singe malt Scotches...

That's good enough information for little squirrel. Thanks, my little cold-blooded reptile friend...

We'll, I'm glad to see that Alma's bunny grew up to be so healthy despite Alma & Stefan's horrible break-up. Speaking of which, I don't think Adriana & Daniel have a pet. Do you think Adriana would like to adopt a squirrel? I understand Barcelona is very nice this time of year...

This video was already available on Sept 17, why again? Because it drives traffic to UL.

OK. Foamy is out of vodka, and has come to his senses, so he's back on topic. Some CC members dearly loved this woman, who we call Nora, but she is known by many other names. She was a girl-next-door during the day, and a stunning model by night. As I said, "back on topic." Here's a hint of the puzzle we watched being put together while other RLC couples were screwing like bunnies but we couldn't change the apartments no matter what, because we suffered from Nora/Nastya derangement syndrome. Dressed like a dowdy house wife; covered head-to-toe like a Presbyterian minister's daughter --- we did not care. Damn, that woman had an ability to evoke empathy over the Internet like no other. Now, back on topic, as I said. Please PM me some pills to stop my suffering. Or at least some pecans. Thank you and have a nice day.