Foamy T. Squirrel

Joe Biden is the only comic relief we get out of the Obama administration. The man is utterly hilarious.

The sax and the trombone are the only standard orchestral instruments that can cry and laugh.

We speak different languages. Interpretation problems will occur. But you are very good at English, and I enjoy learning the opinions of people around the world. --- Falamos línguas diferentes. Problemas de interpretação irá ocorrer. Mas você é muito bom em Inglês, e eu gosto de aprender as opiniões de pessoas em todo o mundo. E você se preocupa com Leora. Isso é suficiente.

Are you talking about camera quality, or are you talking about the quality of the content?

As Art Bell always said on the radio when responding to callers that have complex conspiracy stories, "Could be..." I simply leave Tech Fashions in the WTF folder, along with my CC stuff.

We need to take this over to Old Dudes. When TGB comes back, and he hears D or E playing the organ, he'll want this thread to go back on topic. (And, as I remember, Robert Mitchum was prosecuted for smoking pot!)

Women also love a man who wears fine clothes.

I agree with you 100%. Kinda scary that this travesty of Political Correctness and NewSpeak started before we were born. The bullshit is now amplified at higher magnification. I do own a wire-recorder -- no commie stuff on that machine, but this subject is now proper for Old Dudes. Still, I covet the honesty of Efim's double bass. That machine cannot lie. Properly stroked (if you are in the room and not listening on cheap web-cam microphones), the fullness of the tone is immaculate. And, when I was a kid, the phrase was not "catch a tiger by the toe."

@Antares: If you want women to worship you, have money. If you do not have money, and still want women to worship you, learn to play a saxophone. :)

There's no easy quick fix you can buy from the TV that will provide you with instant decent karma. Karma must be earned through hard work and sweat. -1 for you in appreciation for your generosity, but I'm gonna have to get back on topic before I get booted outta here by Admin... And speaking of off-topic and getting banned from CC and TV commercials, I leave you all with this important message, because the product described can play music, and has hole in it which makes it easy to mount. :D http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1daxr_rca-victor-records_news

That's what all the young CamCaps dudes say about L&P, K&R, and D&E...

Those girls look pretty healthy. This reminds me of something that Diana DOES NOT NEED; but some of the RLC women will need it soon! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xy1jv_jack-lalanne-glamour-stretcher_news?start=27

I am an American squirrel. WARNING TO REFEREES: If I roll around with Leora all night, I will probably use my hands. ;D

Thanks dude !!! And without reverso or google traduction... Just with my school lessons :p (and you to read and understand the messages ;) ) Merci. Nous devons polyglottes au CC. Vous êtes apprécié. Thank you. We need polyglots at CC. You are appreciated.

Here is a musical master. And I'm not joking -- he's the best at what he does.

America is NOT asleep. It's just indentured to the 3rd Communist International and Communist China. Now, help me with this heavy crate of tea...

In the English language, my friend, what's going on here is called "the fog of war." I'm not certain what the hell is going on over there. I suspect my President is addressing the issue with campaign speeches as usual. However, it's important to realize that we have several former RLC members, their friends, and their children that reside in Ukraine, along with millions of other people affected, and that's a fucking serious world problem as far as I am concerned. I'm not up to Joe Biden jokes today.

This is a Katya and Ruslan thread, but I am often faulted for going off-topic. Katya is a beautiful woman and I have no problem with this couple, but I don't know their details, and I don't study them. Now that our beloved Nora is gone, Diana is worth some time. I like some depth in woman: A woman I can penetrate deeply and feel her mind (and cervix). Katya is lovely, but I don't think she can crawl up the walls with ecstasy under her current circumstances. See? I'm not off-topic. I did, however, change the flavor. :P

I'm just a writer. I only wrote obituaries for people: many were victims of crime, and some were first responders -- law enforcement and firefighters -- and some were the perps. That's fucking real life. Thank you for your service, sir. You have my respect.

why alina is dirty? anton because lets her husband cum in her? Leora dog: "Dirty girl" in American English also means "nasty," or "promiscuous." This means that Alina is not chaste. It means Alina enjoys having sex. It means Alina wants her husband to be pleased. It has nothing to do with dirt or coal dust from the ground.

I pretty much agree with kalevipoeg. RLC will probably survive, but will have to provide their own "samples" and do their own advertising. CC has always tried to branch out to sources other than RLC -- for example, the photobucket threads here are very active (and often more interesting/stimulating/disgusting/etc.) Without RLC content, CC will still have shared content, but it will become more discussion oriented and operate as a clearing-house. Circumventing copyright protection is a criminal act in the US, and has been since the Clinton years. Expect a replay of the "Napster" situation where many people who had downloaded and copied songs were fined zillions of dollars. The DMCA was passed to comply with international standards, so many other nations have penalties for copyright "piracy." Quick, easily-read rundown of the DMCA is here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DMCA

I really don't care what couples they have. All of the couples have some fans that empathize with them. I agree that if a couple is uninteresting, simply don't "click" on them. However, if anything happens to Leora, Maya, or Diana, I will invoke my squirrelly wrath, and unleash Hell upon the face of the Earth! >:(

I didn't. I posted that in an alternate thread. Unfortunately for you mods, we tangle the threads continually. Perhaps we need sewing lessons from Maya! :D

Can you talk her into dressing up in her maid costume and cleaning up my house? ;D

I'm not certain I'm at liberty to discuss this issue. Like all American citizens, I'm being watched...