Foamy T. Squirrel

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Specific information about the tenants should be left to PMs, but some things are so general, and generally known, that they don't cross the line in the Public Forums. For example, it is obvious that Maya is possibly involved with the art scene in Krasnoyarsk, and that Lev and Zoya were involved with theater and acting, and that Paul was involved with the Russian armed services and now has finished his required stint. But it would be against our rules to post specific proof garnered from their private social accounts to prove such suppositions or link to them. There are other problems, such as suggestions that the Barc girls are escorts or dancers or whatever in the Barc thread. This starts food fights -- all their various fans consider them to be virgins -- and it starts arguments that we'd rather not deal with. So those will often be edited or removed at the Mod's discretion. Please remember that THE TENANTS ARE HERE: we don't block Russia, Ukraine, or Eastern Europe. And, even if we did, they could come in via a proxy service. We don't want their feelings hurt, or their professional outside lives to be disturbed. And we definitely do not want to help weird-ass stalkers gain information about tenants from us. This goes for all the voyeur sites we cover here at CamCaps. So use common good sense and judgement with posting, and we mods will try to do the same. Like Leora would tell you if she could: "Life is good when your apartment threads are clean." (She'd make a great Mod!)

Notice the attention to detail ... the perfect curves, the perfect strokes, the use of colors ...

Eva is nude painting. I have a weakness for nude painting. It demonstrates that a woman is creative, has talent, and shares beauty with others. I think that fetish might have started in the L&P apartment, but it's contagious -- so I'll warn you to avoid this woman. She's wayyyyy too pretty, very addictive, and after she's done with her perspective painting, I'll be waiting for my portrait. If she does that, and then does one of the skunk, you better believe that the Goddess will take notice and finally get off her sweet ass and accept the challenge!

So let's say you open a candy store. You decide to give every customer some free samples so that they can get interested in buying your product. But they keep coming back and begging for more free samples, and soon you worry that you will go out of business. Then, they have the gaul to complain that one of your free samples has caramel in it, and that everybody with a brain hates caramel. And then they tell you that are stupid for putting it in your chocolates. There is a phrase we use in English to denote such despicable behavior. But I forgot how it goes... something about a gift squirrel with rabies, I think...

I've seen her smile and laugh at times, and she was instantly transformed from a stern school nun into a very alluring babe.

Carry on...back to work, crew. All of you. We have a duty to CC.

I think we Mods should establish a new global Rule #1: NEVER TAKE THIS PLACE TOO SERIOUSLY. WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN. It's fine to disagree on issues, but argumentum ad hominen pisses off little squirrel. Civil discourse and proper logical constructions addressing a person's opinions are desirable. Personal attacks are NOT. (dammit, few people will read that rule, either. Just tell them that their Lord and Master Foamy will come and kick their asses.

TBG and I created Old Dudes where we could simply go when the other threads were dead or junior high school kids were posting crap in the forums. It's a place where people who are CC friends, or even CC enemies, can go when they are bored to share music, finer things in life, art, and culture, and learn more about people from other countries. The posts are far more polite there. It's not intended to compete with the apartment forums, but it is an alternative to the Rants and Flames or Worldwide Politics since Old Dudes entire purposes are precisely opposite. Simply said, we got tired of little kid brats bitching endlessly in the Apartment threads. Hopefully, that it explains Old Dudes. Now, get your ass back to VH when you're ready. You're missed over there. Plus, I've got my hands full as a part time RLC Mod with the damn riots that break out in the Barc apartments. No way I can keep up with VHTV. The damn thing is too big for little squirrel these days...

Give the man a break. He has been smitten by her charms. He waxes prosaic. Perhaps he is a younger man, and highly influenced by the mating instinct. And he's got a lot of company on this thread. She has knighted many knights who have taken an oath to defend her honor. I just scroll past their love poems if they gets too maudlin for me.

I prefer women who can exhibit fun, creative or intriguing personalities. I also prefer them to stick around for a while, and show that they have interests in life other than just becoming future Xhamster stars. Hence, I feel like many of the veteran RLC tenants are worth my vote. Let me know if you see any girls on VHTV, VV, RLC or Camarads who can bake chocolate chip cookies or homemade pecan pie. Their apartment will automatically get 10 free Squirrel Points from me, and I'll pay more attention to that site.

Actually, way back when, she was never the Queen. The Queen was always called Nora at CC, and Leora's nickname was The Goddess, since she looked like Venus on a half-shell. Maya was a sort of fun Princess, especially when she was into wearing sexy costumes around the house. They all age. And we've been aging along with them. But all of them have unique personalities and talents, and those qualities do not age.

Fortunately, there are plenty of cute ladies on RLC and the other voyeur sites, and hence many fan clubs on here and RLCF; that's a good thing. Lots of variety to suit any fantasy. I'm stuck in the Goddess club along with that stinky Leora Club President Pepe. It's now a loyalty thing. Damn near religious.

Half of the people in the Leora Lover's Club would not believe it if you showed them proof; the other half wouldn't care. Love is blind, even when its eyes are wide open.

Perhaps James was a bit too generous in the past, and now people have come to expect that he does exactly what we want when we want it. It's his site, it's his intellectual property. The same holds true for RLC, but their management is absolutely hard ass now on protecting their DMCA rights. So lets be nice to James and VHTV. Get a subscription or don't bitch. And don't make us look like spoiled brats. As for CC, Old Dude's was always my favorite forum here. It's not a private board, it's open to the public, as long as you dress properly and act like a civilized human when you visit. It's a good place to go when nothing is happening in the apartments or you don't feel like jacking off or rubbing one out. Or you want advice on a good bottle of whiskey. As for CC subscriptions, remember that $20 a year to discuss things with your friends and strangers and goofballs is a lot cheaper than the Voyeur sites, or most other subscription services for that matter. Think of your $20 a YEAR as a year-long pass to enter a comedy club or grade school playground at will.

Buyer beware. Your purchase might turn out to be Scooter's pillow instead.

That's OK, scutus. We've got lots of CC volunteers here who would willingly feed her kitty.

Yeah, whelp, methinks Scooter will smell a rat if we show up disguised as Audrey. You'd better go heavy on the perfume.

I think she may have used Scutus's avatar as a model at one time. She has this dog fixation, you know. She's painted birds too. When it comes to fans, I think she plays favorites, and is picky about which of her loving woodland creature friends get honored. Pepe and I are thinking about dressing up like Audrey Hepburn to see what happens. If I'm lucky, you'll see my get-up on one of her coffee cups. You'll know it's me from the handsome round eyes with the green pupils. If there's a couple white stripes down Audrey's wig, you'll know it's really Pepe.

She sketches and she paints usually with oil-based or acryllic paint on canvas or on board stock, as far as I can tell. I am not well versed in the art. I'm certain she can use most media and methods. She's fond of dogs (and owls and London), but has not yet painted a skunk or a squirrel or a Siberian hamster to my knowledge.

Yep, she's certainly happier now. Some of her old shine is coming back. Thank you posters for the pictures. It's good to see her old happier self again.

Johnny 5: Yes, she is most confusing to me. Perhaps that's why I like her so much. If the decades and locations would have been different, she would have smitten me when I was a young man. I would not know how to deal with her; I would be too overwhelmed by her power over me. I would be tongue-tied asking her for a date. Possibly I would be Werther in Die Leiden des jungen Werthers by Goethe. As you can understand from this Camcaps Leora & Paul thread, she is capable of being mesmerizing. Her fans are devoted to her. I am the culprit who nicknamed her "The Goddess" at CC in the first place, years ago. At times, trying to understand her has led me to extreme levels of frustration, especially when she doesn't paint. She needs to paint. But I do not judge her. She is who she is; she is doing what she is doing. I'll admit that I'm rather fond of her. The best I can hope for is that Leora, Paul, and Scooter all do well in life. ------------------- Johnny 5: Ja, sie ist am verwirrendsten für mich. Vielleicht mag ich sie deshalb so sehr. Wenn die Jahrzehnte und Orte anders gewesen wären, hätte sie mich als junger Mann geschlagen. Ich würde nicht wissen, wie ich mit ihr umgehen sollte; Ich wäre zu überwältigt von ihrer Macht über mich. Ich würde mit der Zunge reden und sie um ein Date bitten. Möglicherweise wäre ich Werther in Die Leiden des jungen Werthers von Goethe. Wie Sie aus diesem Camcaps Leora & Paul-Faden verstehen können, ist sie in der Lage, hypnotisierend zu sein. Ihre Fans sind ihr gewidmet. Ich bin die Täterin, die sie vor Jahren in "The Goddess" getauft hat. Manchmal hat mich der Versuch, sie zu verstehen, zu extremer Frustration geführt, besonders wenn sie nicht malt. Sie muss malen. Aber ich verurteile sie nicht. Sie ist, wer sie ist; Sie macht, was sie macht. Ich gebe zu, dass ich sie ziemlich mag. Ich kann nur hoffen, dass Leora, Paul und Scooter im Leben gut abschneiden.

I think they both have had horrible experiences in their lives, but they both are quite well educated. They are not simpletons. That is my speculation. She can read books. That's a very rare skill for RLC tenants. If she were a simple mindless camwhore in disguise, she would not be so psychologically complicated about it. I'm a Nietzsche reader; she prefers Schopenhauer. I'll just let that ride, and would not consider banning her for her reading material.

Dude, I'm at 14.88 Mbps download and 3.09 Mbps Upload. I seldom have problems (occasionally, the RLC servers will throttle non-subscribers, but not nearly as bad as VHTV & VV do). I'll see the famous RLC hot-time freeze if something is happening on one of my other devices (streaming Netflix video on the TV, Carbonite, etc.), or their servers get loaded with traffic. I can't get my VPN service to work with RLC, because RLC blacklists all their servers. Even the ones in tiny countries. I suspect you may have an Apple problem. They're known for being Flash hostile these days, along with several other major corporations, like most of them... Damn I wish Linux could have ruled the Internet Empire down at our user level.

Leora's psychology is extremely complex. I still, after all these years, cannot understand her. I can understand "Nora," and most others, but not her. It is enough for me to appreciate her, however.