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  1. The night before a dentist appointment, a man performs cunnilingus on his girlfriend. The next morning, worried about the dentist smelling his foul breath, he brushes his teeth three times and rinses with mouthwash twice. After arriving for his appointment, the dentist begins checking his teeth and immediately says, “You ate out your girlfriend last night, didn’t you?” The man, completely astonished, exclaims, “How can you tell? I took extra precautions to make sure my breath smelled great, I even brushed my teeth three times and rinsed with mouthwash twice. Is the smell really still there?” The dentist replies, “Well, your breath smells fine. But your forehead smells like ass.”
  2. Is she really tall is it the camera angle?
  3. Cheer up Ary! You look really pretty today.
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