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  1. ashleyxyz
    Lol, I wasn't sure what you meant, but you having a foul mind, I expected the worst!
  2. ashleyxyz
    My 8000th?@ I dont even go up to 8 I'll have you know!
  3. ashleyxyz
    Does Alan deserve Edda? Why doesn't he put on some pants and go dancing with them, or whatever they're going? Theres more to a man than a massive, oversized, thick, juicy schlong.
  4. ashleyxyz
    Sexy lady!
  5. ashleyxyz
    Yeah she really pretty. She's all over cute and seems like a very sweet person.
  6. ashleyxyz
    I did, where does one get fresh pig blood? I would try it. Looks like you fry it to crisp it up, same thing we do with scrapple. Yours doesn't have pig snouts, offal,liver, spleen tails and I don't doubt the some pig dicks occasionally get thrown in the pot for its tastiness. 😋
  7. ashleyxyz
    Aha. Very funny. We talked about haggis on here, I'll try anything at least once. I eat and love our sCRAPple and I love it. All the nasty bits left over after they slaughter a butcher a pig. I've eaten ":rocky mountain oysters" when I skied in Colorado, would you eat a few of those?
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    😊
  9. ashleyxyz
    Lol, yeah pull your pud is what I thought. I looked up pull your pudding at it is a slang for masturbate. And Dave, he makes me laugh a lot, and half the time I'm not sure exactly what he talking about
  10. ashleyxyz
    Haha, his pudding?
  11. ashleyxyz
    Blaagh!
  12. ashleyxyz
    Doesnt everyone? They are nearly perfect.
  13. ashleyxyz
    Awesome!
  14. ashleyxyz
    Lol, I'm dying over here spying! The guy laughing hysterically in number 3 is me. It's good to scream and laugh on these. Releases all tension.
  15. ashleyxyz
    She that gross eh? I can see how you would feel that way. Look what being married to her did to kanye lol
  16. ashleyxyz
    So if you were a single gentleman, and Kim dropped trou, and bent over a kitchen chair, with her big booty calling to you, you still wouldn't "want to"?
  17. ashleyxyz
    Of course you knew what I meant Amy. Weve always been operating on the same wavelength. Something like that😊
  18. ashleyxyz
    Hey rob, when they're real it's easy to tell that obviously. Some fake ones are hard to tell sometimes looking at them. Feeling them is an entirely different story. 2 friends at work have implants, and I felt them, knew immediately they were fake.
  19. ashleyxyz
    I'm not a real big fan of piercings either. Her breasts are perfect without them. Guy likes to play and suckle mine like a newborn baby. Wouldn't be the same with piercings
  20. ashleyxyz
    Omg definitely not. My point I didn't make well was who would like fake, hard, scarred, boobs over Katrins nice soft, squeezable, lip smacking perfect breasts! Geez I'm starting to sound like ze !
  21. ashleyxyz
    I think that's the whole idea of this pose!
  22. ashleyxyz
    I'll never understand how large fake boobs were loved by men in the past and thought of as sexy.
  23. ashleyxyz
    Exactly! Nothing against toys by the way, I'm a fool, I know how to use the tools
  24. ashleyxyz
    Lol. Our man Rob brought up jerk rates. Now I'm interested! ✊
  25. ashleyxyz
    Yo Rob, neXt time you and Dave are polishing each others knobs, could you let me know what the jerk rates are? Thx in advance! 😋
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