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ashleyxyz

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  1. The water left in those mugs would be full of soapy greasy dishwater.
  2. You took the words out of my mouth! I'm sure jellied eels are only good for someone who grew up eating them
  3. Hey Rob, can you describe what he said without hurting anyones feelings? 🙄
  4. Hi bayleebr, his nickname is mr. big dick? That puts me up for some pandering also!
  5. Hi Catalonia. What you said is true, and guys like to f each other in their backsides because it feels like a pussy but is not a real one. So my guess is they like the ffeeling of sex with the other gender, but dont like the rest of what's attached to those sex organs.im typing this half asleep, I'll check it in the morning to see if it makes any sense
  6. "Then Kris Kringle came down the chimney, ate his cookies and milk, and under the mistletoe, put "little Santa" in her cameltoe" Alright kids, no more stories, off to bed or Santa won't cum tonight! 😯 🙄 😁
  7. Beautiful! Now I gotta be doing this later
  8. That's what a real women looks like
  9. Hey Spy, no complaints yet, just wishing out loud
  10. Damn it, I wish my boobs defied gravity like her s!
  11. Lolololololol!!!!!
  12. Boink, boink, boink, boink, boink.......
  13. Party pooper
  14. Krista is such a sexy dirty girl, its gonna hard to tell when she has her "I need a dick" look ,with all that makeup, but looking at this, she needs a hard dick about now I'd say
  15. Yeah, I've noticed this for a while now.
  16. There's something about this Ante guy I don't like. Seems like creep. Does he ever bring a girlfriend?
  17. He cut back on giving her beautiful sensations. So now we dont get much from her. Hes seems to be lazy and selfish sometimes. Not too interested in her feelings and happiness. Does he ever give her Connie Lingus anymore?
  18. Hahaha! I'm gonna tell her you said that, and then can explain to her why you did, after she beats your ass
  19. It must be the dog
  20. Women don't fart, what's the matter with you. 😁
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