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Me thinks you're lining up for that service 🤣

If I was with a woman and she took her jeans off. It's on like Donkey Kong 😁

Yes this makes perfect sense.

I hope so, once I'm able to walk again without pain I'm planning on catching up with my friends. I personally would love to see Gemini/ new friend visit often. The more she visits the less scared of the camera's she will be.

U2 used to play this song before their concert started. A good video to watch is on Youtube. Intro U2 at Croke Park Dublin, 22-7-2017 (The Whole Of The Moon - The Waterboys)

Watching Leora I see the whole of moon.... https://youtu.be/ff9OX1letxU

We like what we like and you need to understand we won't change because you want or need us too. I don't see the need anyone to wreck any ones enjoyment because your not happy with things as you see it.

Sorry I don't watch for the bates only.

Members, just a joke warning here! This one is a little rude... A bloke thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her, he found out she was working in a whorehouse. The guy says to the cabbie, “Wanna make $100?” The cabbie says, “Sure, what do I have to do?”.

Interesting Leora is sleeping right over on the window side.

(Grand)Dad joke of the day Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back, "Gently pour lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with a hammer." "Computer really messed up now."

(Grand)Dad joke of the day One fellow had had so much to drink at the pub because he only lived 5 houses up the road so he decided to crawl home. As his wife was sound asleep he decided to sleep in the spare room, the next morning his wife came rushing into the room and said “You were paralytic drunk again last night weren’t you?” he said “How do you know?” his wife said “The pub has just phoned you and left your wheelchair there again.”

Who cares...... my bitter friend

Snap we are thinking alike

Leora waiting for something

Leora back at 9:50

Is Leora going to work or school?

Joke of the day A guy calls a company and orders its 5-day, 10-lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running-shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a...... second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10-lb. as promised. He then calls the company and orders its 5-day/20-pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads: "If you catch me, you can have me!" Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape, and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze. So for the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20-lb. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound Program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone, "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies," I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7-ft man standing there, wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads: "I'm Dave. If I catch you, you're mine..."

Cheers, I'm harder on myself than I should be,

Love the names we give the visitors. Dennis the Menace Gemini, Malia's twin Too Funny

The good news for Leora is that Gemini's visit was successful and could lead to more similar types of visits.

Leora in full tidy and cleaning mode.

Gemini could be близнец (bliznets) of Malia.

I think Gemini as there is an element of fun in the name. Being Malia's twin.

Don't forget to vacuum the floor Leora. Time to let robot do it's cleaning.