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Joke of the day 😉 Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for... you. To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The first man replied, "Lord, I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife." The Lord replied, "Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being faithful to your wife I will give you a huge mansion and a limo for your transportation. To the second man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The second man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife twice." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a four- bedroom house and a BMW. To the third man the Lord asked, "So, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" The third man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife about 8 times." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a one-room apartment, and a Yugo for your transportation. A couple hours later the second and third men saw the first man crying his eyes out. "Why are you crying?" the two men asked. "You got the mansion and limo!" The first man replied, "I'm crying because I saw my wife a little while ago, and she was riding a skateboard!" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 President Putin and his driver were on their way to Kyiv in a car when all of a sudden they hit a pig near a farmhouse, killing it instantly. Putin told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Putin sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of Horilka (Ukrainian vodka) in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. "What happened to you?" asked Putin. "Well, the farmer gave me the Horilka, his wife gave me a box of cigars and their 19-year-old and 21-year-old daughters made mad passionate love to me simultaneously. "My God, what did you tell them?" asks Putin. The driver replies, "I'm president Putin’s driver, and I just killed the pig." 😉

Joke of the day 😉 two trees and a woodpecker It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'it is neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into. 😉

I agree, loved her anal play

Raul?

Where the hell is Leora?

Really

We should celebrate our wives more and god knows what I would do without her.

Tweety and Holly are nice to look at but they just lie around in bed doing nothing.

I'm sure he does, considering my wife is better looking than Leora 😍

What a mate.....😂

Down boy

would have liked to have seen more of her

That froth on the beer isn't from the beer 🤣

Zena did have a good body

Bloody Biden, it must be his fault 🤣

Maybe the phones are down due to the war?

not wrong 🤣

Max, as I've said to many here if you feel that way you should leave. Why be so unhappy but I'll will miss you on the forum.

Well said Nick

careful your getting him excited 🤣

Not as bad as our NSW and QLD states. Video- Students from Warrane College UNSW swim on the oval amid floods - Daily Mail Online.mp4

Chris, all women are your type 🤣

She loves her Mr. Black