Aussie_oi_oi

We got to see Zena's boobs, wonder how long before she shows the rest.

What were they talking about?

"GREG"

Who's ya daddy

If you were wondering what Aussie is doing Sat night Australian time. I'll be watching the Summer Night Drone Show at our Docklands.

I think we all know who.... we have been here a long time.

I love myself, I want you to love me When I'm feeling down, I want you above me I search myself, I want you to find me I forget myself, I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Oh, I don't want anybody else, oh, no Oh, no, oh, no You're the one who makes me coming running You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always laughin', I want to make you mine I close my eyes and see you before me Think I would die if you were to ignore me A fool could see just how much I adore you I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Oh, I don't want anybody else, oh, no Oh, no, oh, no I love myself, I want you to love me When I feel down, I want you above me I search myself, I want you to find me I forget myself, I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Oh, I don't want anybody else, oh, no Oh, no, oh, no I want you, I don't want anybody else And when I think about you, I touch myself, Oo, oo, oo oo, ah I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself, I honestly do I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself, I honestly do I touch myself, I touch myself I touch myself

Hopeful Leora will do this today/night.

It's Time Leora moved to Downunder/ Australia. Hoping Leora watches this on her Ipad. Enjoy the music as well as the pictures.

You finished with granny?🤣

You might want to read the rules incognito. P.S if you can find an old picture of Malia, Gemini is a perfect match of her.

My foot pain got so bad I couldn't sleep. So at 3:30am I gave up and hopped into the kitchen and made a cuppa tea and took two Panadeine forts for the pain. Logged on hoping to see Leora sadly out. But luckily I thought as the pain killers were kicking in I thought after checking Linkedin I'll check again. Happy days she's back.

Joke of the day An old farmer drove to a neighbor's and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. The farmer asked, "Is your Dad home?" The boy replied, "No sir, he isn't; he went to town." The farmer said, "Well, is your Mother here?" The boy said, "No sir, she went to town with Dad." The farmer said, "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" The boy said, "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad." The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. The boy said, "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant." The boy thought for a moment, "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

About time, I think watched it back in 2020. Good TV

You talking about shameless non-monogamy?

Newbie's need a lot of encouragement and advice. I'm hoping Leora is in the background giving advice and help.

Going to be interesting Gemini's (Malia's twin) first shower. I remember Malia showering in a bikini. It would be confronting the first time. Hopefully Leora could give her some advise on how to handle it.

The Balcony cam keeps going on. I believe it's caused by something flapping on the fence. Leora should be able to fix it herself.

90% is high mark, there must be a shit load of other stuff

Club house leader....

Joke of the day A straight guy walks into a bar and a couple steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink." When the transvestite waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies." The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. The customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?" The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job 1.' " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer." The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?" The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

Joke of the day An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.” Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later, the husband turns to his wife and asks, “Honey, did we pay the car bill this month?” “No, sweetheart,” she responds. Still shaken from the crash landing, he then asks, “Did we pay our credit card bill yet?” “Oh no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she says. “One last thing, did you remember to pay the medical bill for the hospital visit last month?” he asks. “Oh, forgive me, sweetheart,” begged the wife. “I didn’t send that one, either.” The husband grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years. She pulls away and asks him, “What was the hug for?” The husband answers, “They’ll find us!”

No bating tonight PJ's are on.

There's more ill here than you know.