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Aussie_oi_oi

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  1. You and the Snoopy1 I'm feeling the love between you too.
  2. Great to see you back scutus 😀 , I've missed your wisdom.
  3. I must be a lesbian because it turned me on too 😂
  4. I tend to agree with you. I too loved Nora.
  5. Well it appears I've missed all the fun. 😂🥊🥊🥊😂
  6. Joke of the day 😉 Farm Girl Birth Control There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. There were two city gals and one farm gal. The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and all agreed to wait awhile. Well, the counselor asked the first gal what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer was, "The rhythm method." "That will work," said the counselor, "if you keep a good record." He asked the second gal what system she planned on using. "I plan on using birth control pills," she said. Again he said, "Yes that will work as long as you don't forget to take them." He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. Her answer was, "The pail and saucer method" After a short delay, he told her that should also work. He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date for a follow up on how things were going. They all met again one year later and the two city gals were pregnant.. Only the farm gal was slim and trim yet. Well, the counselor asked the first gal what method she used and what went wrong. She replied, "I used the rhythm method but somehow got my notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby." He asked the second city gal what method she used and she replied, "The birth control pill. But we were camping one weekend and I didn't have my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have a baby." He turns to the farm gal. "I vaguely remember you were going to use the pail and saucer method... Now I must admit that I don't have a clue what the pail and saucer method is. Will you explain it to me as I see it has worked well for you?" She replied, "Well we make love standing up, and since I am quite a bit taller than my husband, he stands on a pail turned upside down. Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get as big as saucers,I kick the pail out from under him."
  7. Normally prices go down on BLACK FRIDAY not go up to $44.95, on top of the they move the twins to B4..... grrrrrrr NOT HAPPY
  8. I keep saying it I would love to split the twins up and see if they can be themselfs. Being a voyuer it's something interesting to watch too.
  9. Why in hell does the twins get the main rooms? Also be within a few steps of the bathroom when they don't do anything sexual?
  10. Nothing wrong juggies getting it again
  11. Leora, here is my beautiful city that I will be showing you. You notice at the start of the video Degraves Street, I walk through it every day. Wonderful food and coffee can be brought here. Enjoy
  12. Leora 12 things to know about Christmas in Australia.
  13. Looks like Leora has brought herself a lot of xmas stuff.
  14. BONJOUR, vraiment et tout va bien maintenant. Honnêtement....
  15. Wow that must have been special. In all the many years I been watching I've missed the few times they did anything sexual.
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