Aussie_oi_oi

Bed should be for Bating or sleeping. Your couch is the least used furniture in the apartment. You could be watching video and reading on the couch. Spend this amount of time in bed is bad for a young womans health.

Leora life is for living. Get of bed put your favorite music on and dance. Find the thing that will get you out of bed and gives you joy!

When Leora's not sleeping she needs to get out of bed and be active. She's getting lazy, She needs to forget Paul is there and bate all over the place. That's when she's incaged in her fans and work.

Wouldn't it be great like the old days when Leora spent less time in bed. More time bating all over her apartments.

It's near 16:30 pm time to get up one would think.

For sure

I know, wow

Too funny

" Like the French cheese"

Ellie, growing on me.

After watching Leora for 10 years and this apartment. I know Yul_a.

UM due to the owner of the apartment having an inspection.

Leora and Paul's apartment is Under Maintenance due to the owner having an inspection of the apartment.

Is it an optical illusion but does the Pauls duvet look dirty?

Leora, maybe think about putting sunscreen on those beautiful white legs so they don't get sunburnt today.

Loving the Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis look Leora going for. Very beautiful look with the sunnies.

Joke of the day 😉 Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Joke of the day 😉 A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

Joke of the day 😉 A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

Joke of the day 😉 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”