Joke of the day π
Tom Lato was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one Friday evening.
He Answered The Door With A Big Smile
And said how are you this evening,
And what's on your mind!!!!
She replies,
"I'm so horny that I can't stand it."
"I want to go out, get drunk and get laid.
Are you free tonight?".
"Yes!!!!" he replied enthusiastically.
"Wonderful," she said.
"Would you watch my kids?" π