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Joke of the day 😉 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Elli, looks sexy in the pink nighty while cleaning.

I thought Leora was a clean freak but Elli is on another level cleaner.

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Joke of the day 😉 An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday! 😉

Britt is very close to being number 1 but Leora just beats her. PDC = Panty Dropping Club Note to RLC get Britt on RLC.

Some entertaining music while Leora is in the Bathroom

I bet Leora won't be happy with Paul leaving the kitchen so messy with dirty dishes and half eaten food.

Good to see that Medusa is learning from Leora on how to get viewers.

OMG, Eva farted and made Leora's eyes water itt was so bad.

Praying for that

Sadly Zabava is boring, should have used the time to be sexy.

With Harley sleeping perfect time for Zaba to bate on the couch.