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Rowena & Dragomir (2023-2024) #1
Aussie_oi_oi replied to Noldus's topic in Rowena & Dragomir (12/28/23)
Rowena, flashing her boobs again. -
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Aussie_oi_oi replied to MajorVoyeur's topic in Pics & Videos Open
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Rowena & Dragomir (2023-2024) #1
Aussie_oi_oi replied to Noldus's topic in Rowena & Dragomir (12/28/23)
I want to give Rowena a little love. Lovely girl and enjoying watching her tits swaying. -
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Aussie_oi_oi replied to MajorVoyeur's topic in Pics & Videos Open
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Well said and I agree with you.
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Honestly, it's why overtime for some Aussie humor.
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π Clothes On π - π Clothes Off π
Aussie_oi_oi replied to MajorVoyeur's topic in Pics & Videos Open
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Staged Voyeur & Exhibitionist General (2024) #7
Aussie_oi_oi replied to SPYING 1's topic in Pics & Videos Open
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Staged Voyeur & Exhibitionist General (2024) #7
Aussie_oi_oi replied to SPYING 1's topic in Pics & Videos Open
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Staged Voyeur & Exhibitionist General (2024) #7
Aussie_oi_oi replied to SPYING 1's topic in Pics & Videos Open
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Staged Voyeur & Exhibitionist General (2024) #7
Aussie_oi_oi replied to SPYING 1's topic in Pics & Videos Open
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Staged Voyeur & Exhibitionist General (2024) #7
Aussie_oi_oi replied to SPYING 1's topic in Pics & Videos Open
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π Clothes On π - π Clothes Off π
Aussie_oi_oi replied to MajorVoyeur's topic in Pics & Videos Open
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Leora, Can't Shake you.
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Staged Voyeur & Exhibitionist General (2024) #7
Aussie_oi_oi replied to SPYING 1's topic in Pics & Videos Open
Nice bush -
Staged Voyeur & Exhibitionist General (2024) #6
Aussie_oi_oi replied to SPYING 1's topic in Pics & Videos Open
Aussie come to bed now! -
Joke of the day π βWell ya see, Norm, itβs like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest membersβ¦. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. Thatβs why you always feel smarter after a few beers!β π
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Joke of the day π A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law." π
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Joke of the day π The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews And testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed Him a gun. ' We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair .. . . Kill her!! ' The man said, ' You can't be serious. I could Never shoot my wife. ' The agent said, ' Then you're not the right man For this job. Take your wife and go home. ' The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ' I tried, But I can't kill my wife. ' The agent said, ' You don't Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home. ' Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one After another. They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was Quiet.. The door opened slowly and there stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. ' This gun is loaded with blanks ' she said. ' I had to Beat him to death with the chair. ' π
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Joke of the day π One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!" he said to the bartender. "We got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right." The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay ...for the whore and two beers. He grabbed the beer bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!" The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!" Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. "How do you know I want to do it in that position?" asked the miner. "I don't," replied the whore, "but I thought you might like to open those beers before we get started." π
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I did wonder if someone would pick up my joke.
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Linda why not try exercising nude today while Timbor is out?
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In my opinion, Linda should try to be nude more while being in the Living room.
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Linda has such a beautiful woman's body she should be proud of it. Not being afraid to let her puppies be free.
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Hopefully you're good mate.