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What's wrong with her Robo-vac?

Wow, an early rise today.

That would love amazing on Leora.

Wow,that's a lot of details mate. Thx

How big (size) is Big Purple?

OMG, if Britt were on RLC she would break records. I miss Malia, but Britt would be something else.

I love the song and it's going on my playlist. Thx

I think Leora is missing her Koala. ( The correct name is Koala, not Koala bear. )

Funny thing is both Paul and Leora would love it.

Paul is up playing computer games.

What pisses me off about RLC is they never have a meaningful discount on their memberships. One would be forgiven for thinking they don't give a crap about keeping those with memberships.

Can't believe you still have a membership.

Paul has had many jobs in his life. Sadly he wouldn't work in an iron lung now.

Nice

Nice tip, I'll check it out.

Love a tummy scratch. Thx

Joke of the day 😉 A farmer named McBride lived alone in the Irish countryside with a pet dog he doted on. The dog finally died and McBride went to the parish priest and asked "Father, the dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the creature?" Father Michael replied "No, we cannot have a service for the animal in the church, but there is a new denomination down the road. No telling what they believe. Maybe they will do something for the animal." McBride said, "I'll go right now, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Michael asked, " why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks,in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit." 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy! 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Twin sisters in an Irish Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100-year-old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other. "Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE.." So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS! " With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH LARD JESUS! BOTH OF US? 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A teacher was wrapping up class and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart-ass, male student named Mike Hart said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write." 😉

I'm not used to Leora being awake this early.

Leora home from food shopping at 16:55

I reckon Paul would love to be pegged by Leora.

I'm all good, thank you.