Jump to content

Aussie_oi_oi

Members
  • Posts

    10,688
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2
  • Points

    21,220 [ Donate ]

Everything posted by Aussie_oi_oi

  1. Leora the apartment looks a lot better tidy up.
  2. Any chance Prague to Belarus anytime soon?
  3. Is Leora ok with a half eaten sandwich left on the kitchen table? Really it's time for a general tidy up of the apartment.
  4. Note for Leora: Please remember to turn the lights on when showering. ( This will assist your fans being able to see you )
  5. I'm surprised that Leora's letting the apartment look so messy. Time for a Spring Clean and tidy up.
  6. Bloody hell it's 1:30 pm and there still sleeping. The day will be gone soon.
  7. Wouldn't we get better view of Leora's pussy if she placed a pillow under her ass?
  8. โ€œWell ya see, Norm, itโ€™s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest membersโ€ฆ. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. Thatโ€™s why you always feel smarter after a few beers!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‰
  9. Joke of the day ๐Ÿ˜‰ A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law." ๐Ÿ˜‰
  10. Love the look that Leora's buttplug gives her.
  11. Joke of the day ๐Ÿ˜‰ A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. Johnny who working in that department told him, that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that assistant Johnny ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, Johnny said to the manager, "Some a$$hole wants to buy a half head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to Johnny, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son..??" โ€œTexas sir." Johnny replied. "Well, why did you leave Texas.??" the manager asked. Johnny said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players there." "Really..??" said the manager, "My wife is from Texas." "Get outta here..!!" Johnny said. "Who'd she play for..??" ๐Ÿ˜‰
  12. What type of porn do you think Leora likes to watch?
  13. So it's safe to say Leora like 70% of the world likes watching porn.
ร—
ร—
  • Create New...